(Midna Koopa walks into the studio and finds the crew asleep.)
M.K: Hey, guys!
M.K.'s crew: Zzzzz...
M.K: Guys?
Crew: Zzzzzzz.
M.K: WAKE UP!
(The crew jump up and rush over.)
Multiplo: *yawn* Hey, where've you been?
M.K: Never mind that, we need to interview someone.
Mark: Who?
M.K: Uhhh... You figure it out, you need to interview.
Mark: Why?
M.K: You haven't yet.
Shadow King: Well, how about Fawful? He seems pretty popular right now.
Lake: (walking off) I'm on it.
M.K: Excellent. Now, then, time to prepare for the show!
(About 45 minutes later, Mark is onstage.)
Mark: Greetings, everybody! My name is Mark, and welcome to the show. We have a very special guest today!
Audience: Who?
Mark: Calm down, I'm getting to that. Please welcome... FAWFUL!
(The audience cheers as Fawful flies down from above.)
Fawful: I HAVE FURY! Fawful offers greetings to you all!
Mark: So, then, Fawful, are you ready?
Fawful: I have the readiness.
Mark: Excellent. Now, then, first question: why do you talk so strangely?
Fawful: ? You are saying that Fawful is speaking strangely? Perhaps you simply lack the proper listening skills to understand Fawful.
Mark: O...kay, I don't think we'll get anywhere with this. So, next question: when the Dark Star turned you into that bug-like thing, were you being controlled by it, or was it just linked to you?
Fawful: Fawful was very much aware of himself. The Dark Star merely amplified Fawful's power and acted as a partner in battle to Fawful.
Mark: Uh-huh. Oky, then. So, how exactly did you manage to make Peach's Castle a robot?
Fawful: Along with the many followers Fawful had with him, Fawful also has an astonishing intellect. It only took some time to be making the specifications for the design.
Mark: So, then, what's your IQ?
Fawful: 190.
Mark: Hmm... Okay. So, is there any relation between you and Popple?
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES! You have the incorrectness, for Fawful is in no way having relation to the thief who is known as Popple.
Mark: Right. Audience time. Seat ITISLOCKED.
Trashure: So, is it safe to assume that the Dark Mechawfuls were given power from the Dark Star?
Fawful: You have the slight correctness. None of the power of the Dark Star was being used, but Fawful did use the similar power source, the power source being called the Ztar.
Mark: Seat BROGURT.
Monty Mole: So, like, how did you manage to get a train track to go all around the Mushroom Kingdom?
Fawful: Well, Fawful doesn't mind telling you that it was being very time-consuming and expensive, not to be mentioning the permits of building the tracks. But Fawful assures you that it was done legally.
Mark: Okay, just a couple more questions. Seat BWAHAHAHAHA.
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA! Did you really think a shrimp like you could beat ME?
Fawful: Fawful had the confidence that he could be using the Dark Star's power to destroy his enemies. It appears thar Fawful was wrong.
Mark: Okay, one mare seat. Seat YELLO.
Starlow: Okay, so now what? Are you really done with evil, or are you plotting something again?
Fawful: Ah... Fawful has the remembering... of the red and green men of mustache, and of the King of the Koopa, always getting in Fawful's way. If this is being what Fawful must put up with, perhaps Fawful is done with the evil... Perhaps...
Mark: And that's-
M.K: WAAAAIIIIIT!
(M.K. pulls a rope onstage, revealing the wall of switches from her last Interview.)
M.K: Fawful, flip a switch, if you please.
Fawful: Very well.
(Fawful flips the switch marked "7".)
M.K: Drum roll, please!
S.K: Got it.
(S.K. rolls a drum across the stage. A rimshot can be heard.)
Mark: What now?
M.K: Waaiiit for iiiiiiit.
(A glove springs from the wall.)
Fawful: !!!
(The glove stops in front of him, then throws confetti into the air. Then a spotlight shines on him, and a Golden Mushroom falls down in front of him.)
Fawful: (picking up Mushroom) Oh. Well, this is being rather nice. I AM BIDDING YOU ALL FAREWELL!
(Fawful flies out the window.)
Mark: Sooooo... now?
M.K: Now.
Mark and M.K: END TRANSMISSION!
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