Bandy: I'll be doing a co-op today, so... you guys won't be needed... except Theifa, of course.
Theifa: So, who will you be interviewing with?
Bandy: Some chick I met online. She's pretty nice actually. Her name's iStella.
Swiper: Awesome! We get a break! Whoo!
Crumbler: Oh, a gift from above. May I rest in peace.
Bandy: Not exactly for you!
Crumbler: Oh.... Sorry, Bandy. I-
Bandy: Shush it. I want you to make sure nothing bad happens when Stella comes. Escort her to the stage and make sure nothing bad will happen to her, UNDERSTAND?
Crumbler: ... Yes. And I will make sure nothing harms her!
Bandy: Good, now wake me up 20 ‘til interview time.
Swiper: Um, you have an alarm clock, you know.
Bandy: No.
Swiper: But-
Bandy: SHUT UP! Now, look, it's already 20 ‘til!
Theifa: She's on the stage, Crumbler just came back.
Bandy: Crumbler was supposed to stay there! Crumbler!
Crumbler: Yes, my master?
Bandy: Into the pit of Munchers!
Crumbler: *sigh* Yes sir...
iStella: Hey Bandy, let's go!
Bandy: Coming, girl.
Theifa: Rolling in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
Bandy: Hey everyone, you guys may have noticed I'm standing here alone again, meaning I have another freakin’ co-op! It's her first time, so give her a break, okay? So please come out, iStella!
(iStella walks onstage.)
Stella: Hey Bandy, thanks for having me!
Bandy: Thanks for coming!
Stella: No prob!
Bandy: Back to the show! Today we will be interviewing… Stella, go ahead and introduce our interviewee!
Stella: My pleasure. Today, we will be interviewing Yoshi!
(The crowd cheers and hoots.)
...
Bandy: Hehe...
(Bandy walks towards the curtains where Crumbler is standing.)
Bandy: (whispering) I thought you were supposed to be in the Pit of Munchers!
Crumbler: Sorry, sir. I'll go now.
Bandy: Wait! Do that later! I have a task for you. Go find my interviewee!
Crumbler: Yes sir! I will find him as fast-
(The stage door opens and out bounces Yoshi onto the stage! The crowd goes wild!)
Crumbler: I found him!
Bandy: To the PIT OF MUNCHERS!
Crumbler: But-
Bandy: Go! All right, I'll ask the first question. What exactly are you?
Yoshi: Yoshi dinosaur.
Bandy: Why do you talk like that?
Yoshi: Yoshi have problems with English. Yoshi still learning language.
Stella: I think it's pretty cute.
Yoshi: Yoshi thanks Stella.
Stella: *smiles* You're welcome, Yoshi. Anyway, back to the Interview. Who is your best friend?
Yoshi: Ooo, Yoshi friends are princesses. Peach gimme food. Daisy nice to me. But Mario mean! He ride on me! Hurt Yoshi. Yoshi get backache.
Mario: I thought I was your buddy?!
Yoshi: NO, you hurt me a lot. NO friend hurt other friend. So, no buddy.
Mario: Hmmph!
Stella: ... Okay, Bandy, guess it's your turn!
Bandy: Thanks. So Yoshi, if you say Mario is cruel, why are you still on his team?
Yoshi: Luigi and others not so bad. They give me more food and nice. But always hang out with Mario! Mario meanie!
Bandy: Woah!
Yoshi: Yeah, Yoshi rather take Yoshis chances. Yoshi can live with it... little more though.
Mario: You make me sound like a bad guy!
Yoshi: You hurt Yoshi! You take Yoshi’s spotlight! Hurt Yoshi more! NO give Yoshi food! You mean!
Mario: ...
Stella: Okay. Guess it's my turn again. Yoshi, who is older? Mario or you?
Yoshi: YOSHI! Yoshi way older... Yoshi save Mario on Yoshi's Island. Wish hadn't.
Bandy: Audience questions! Seat 777.
Dark Koopa: What is your opinion on the Koopas?
Yoshi: Yoshi no hate Koopas, Yoshi ordered to or he get punished by Mario. Koopas have funny noses.
Dark Koopa: Why you little-
Theifa: One question, no other speech besides that.
Bandy: Seat 56.
Lakitu: How does Mario punish you?
Yoshi: Mario kick Yoshi with rock hard boots in Yoshi's stomach.
Stella: Guess I should call a seat. Seat 34.
Blaze: Do you-
Bandy: He is a Yoshi, you twit! Seat 89.
Shy Guy: Why did you side with Mario in the first place?
Yoshi: Old Yoshi prophesy said for us to help the diapered one in red.
Bandy: (Wish I could blow up the studio.) That's all the time we have today. See you all next time! Thanks, iStella.
iStella: No prob.
Bandy: Do it again sometime?
iStella: Sure.
Bandy: Cool.
Thiefa: End Transmission!
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