Everyone: Boooooo!!!Doopliss: I am armed and dangerous!

(Everyone is suddenly quiet. Boo runs towards the stage but trips and falls on his face. He gets up and runs to the chair.)

Doopliss: Thank you. All right, Slick, first question. Why are all Boos named Boo?

Boo: Well you see our names are really names like Boodo or Boolia. My name is Boonser.

Doopliss: Anyway, how come you guys are scared of people seeing your face? I mean, seriously, what a wimp!

Waluigi: I'm scared of faces!

Doopliss: Guards, please get him out of here.

(Waluigi is dragged away. In a minute a bang is heard)

Boo: You are a jerk! In answer to your question, we are scared of people seeing our faces because we hate to see other people's faces. They're scary!

Doopliss: I told you that you’re a wimp! Since I am out of questions we will move to audience questions. Seat 37.

Birdo: How come you like to scare people?

Boo: I don’t know. Habit, I suppose.

Doopliss: Seat 84.

Bowser: How come some of you work for me and some don’t? And if you don't work for me you die!

Boo: Well i guess you could call it a break in the family. Some of us chose to live in Boo Mansion and other places, and some chose to work for you.

Doopliss: Guards, get this madman out of here!

(The guards grab Bowser and throw him into a pit full of Munchers)

Doopliss: Is it soundproof?

Guard Duplighost: Yes sir.

Doopliss: Good. Seat 53.

Fawful: How come there isn't Boos like mustard on bread? After all, everyone dies except the great Fawful!

(A rock comes out of the sky and hits Fawful.)

Fawful: This hurts like soda on pizza...

(Fawful passes out.)

Boo: Because Boos are an actual species, not the spirit of dead people.

Doopliss: Now that we are done with questions, we can do the wheel of death!

Doopliss: Spin the wheel!

(It lands on seat 24.)

Monty Mole: Nooo!

Doopliss: Well Monty Mole, looks like you go to the lava pits.

(Monty Mole is dragged off. A minute later screams are heard.)

Doopliss: Now it's time for random acts of violence!

(A Crazy Dayzee in the audience just happens to make a rude comment about Doopliss.)

Crazy Dayzee: Doopliss is a sheet wetter!

Doopliss: ACTION TIME!

(Doopliss uses a hammer and bonks the Crazy Dayzee over the head, and then hits it out the window.)

Doopliss: Now that I'm done, I can show you my true power!

Crew Lakitu: Sir, we are out of time.

(The crew Lakitu flies out the window.)

Doopliss: That's all the time we have today. Soo END TRANSMISSION!

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