Dr Hawkins: Hi! I am the esteemed Dr. Hawkins, and my two companions, Kurt and Max, introduce yourselves!
Max: I’m a robotic dog with four arms.
Kurt: And I am a man inside a coil suit.
Dr. H: And the studio is a room in my ship, the Jim Dandy.
Director: (throwing shoe at Dr. H) We need to do the Interview!
Dr. H: Ok, ok.
Intercom: Oooookaaay! Here’s Toadsworth!
(Toadsworth come in, but is working on a laptop.)
Dr. H: Hi and…
Toadworth: SHH! Playing with little paperclip guy!
Dr. H: But…
Toadsworth: Do not interrupt the clip!
Dr. H: (whispering to Kurt) Get the atomic toaster ;)
Kurt: Ooooooh! Okay, yes.
Dr. H: Ok, you can do this the easy or hard way.
Toadsworth: Ha! How do you think I’m this old? Hard way.
Dr. H: Okay!
(Kurt hands Dr. H a green, glowing toaster.)
Dr. H: Okay! Toadsworth, meet the atomic toaster, a toaster that shoots out radioactive toast!
Toadsworth: Huh?
(Dr. H shoots out some atomic toast. Toadsworth ducks and the toast lands on a Goomba in the audience. The Goomba melts.)
Toadsworth: Ok, ok! Here, confiscate my laptop :(
Dr. H: Ok! Now, where were you born?
Toadsworth: Truthfully, Neon Heights.
Dr. H: Really? Are you sure you don’t mean Mushroom City?
Toadsworth: Well, my dad was born in Mushroom City and my mom was born in Neon Heights.
Dr. H: Well ok! How did you become head Toad?
Toadsworth: Simple, I raised Peach.
Dr. H: Now, you’re a brown Toad, there are no Toads (that I’ve heard of) that are brown. How did you get such a unique color?
Toadsworth: Well, openly, it’s the mixture of my parents’ colors that is so rare. My mother was an orange Toad and my father was a blue Toad. The mixture created my color.
Dr. H: Ok! It’s audience question time! Seat 1234, go!
Flying Snifit: Where did you stay in Mario Sunshine? The boats only went after Mario (surprisingly) got a large number of Shine Sprites.
Toadsworth: A banana seller said that he was starting an inn. He gave us some free nights in his inn. One of the Toads went crazy because he was allergic to bananas.
Dr. H: Seat 426!
Bob-omb: Why were you dreaming of a rollercoaster in the plane when you were going to Isle Delfino?
Toadsworth: I was airsick and confused. I rather would have liked to take the boat tours in Ricco Harbor and look from the top of the Shine Tower.
Dr. H: Last one! Seat 759
Pac-man: How did Peach know what you were thinking in the plane?
Toadsworth: She has limited psychic powers.
Peach: I knew that!
Dr. H: Ok, bring in Daisy.
(Daisy bursts from the entrance.)
Daisy: Ha! I knew I could get in without a ticket!
(Daisy and Peach see each other.)
Daisy: Well, if it isn’t Blondie!
Peach: Well hello, Mud Hair!
(Daisy and Peach start battling in a big cloud of dust outside the room.)
Dr. H: So, can you get us an Interview with Peach?
Toadsworth: YES!
Dr. H: And for the finale, the Trans Blender!
Toadsworth: Oh yeah, what’s that?
Kurt: It mixes your characteristics with whatever is on the other side.
Max: But we’re just going to do it with a regular Toad named Clyde
Clyde: : (
DR. H: On the other side: a Snifit
Kurt: AAAND, GO!
(A bright light flashes and smoke covers everything.)
Dr. H: And it’s Toadit!
(A Toad with a Snifit mask comes out and shoots a small ball at a Shy Guy.)
Shy Guy: Ow!
Porky Pig: Th’ th’ that’s all folks
Dr. H: End Transmission.
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