Someone: (whispering) Please not me, please not me…

Lemmy: How about… uh… you?

Someone: Me?

Lemmy: Yes, you.

Someone: Shoot! I mean, of course.

Lemmy: Great. Follow me to the studio.

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Someone: Who’ll I interview today?

Anyone: Wendy

Someone: Wha? First I have to do an Interview, and the interviewee is Wendy?

Anyone: Yes

Someone: Ok…

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Someone: Welcome to…

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Someone: Today we’ll interview the supposed “beauty queen”.

Peach: Me?

Someone: No.

Daisy: Me?

Someone: No!

Mario: Me?

Someone: DEFINITELY NO! I’LL INTERVIEW WENDY, ALL RIGHT?

(Wendy sits down.)

Anyone: Let’s start this. How are you?

Wendy: I am-

Someone: (speaking to Anyone) Don’t start with those questions. Let me ask, and you only stare at me, ok? (to Wendy) Why do you always use that bow?

Wendy: Because it is fashionable, and nice and-

Someone: Real reason…

Wendy: I use it because I don’t have anything else to wear, besides thousands of copies of this bow.

Someone: *yawn* How interesting. Why did you use those candy rings in Super Mario Bros 3?

Wendy: I used them because I thought Mario was going to eat them. Then the sugar would rot his teeth, MWAHAHAHA!!!

(Someone…)

Wendy: Oh, man, I’m soooo evil…

Someone: Really? Next question. Do you have any question, partner?

Anyone: …

Someone: STOP STARING AT ME!

Anyone: You said for me to stare at you.

Someone: Never mind. (to Wendy) Why do you love water so much?

Wendy: I like it because it is liquid-

Someone: Duh.

Wendy: -shiny, and refreshing. Also, my middle name is Ocean, and the water is like a mirror. I can see myself in every corner of Water Land.

Anyone: My contacts have told me that you’re too… I don’t know… childish for your age. What do you have to say?

Wendy: I’m not childish! Waaah! Mommy!

(Wendy throws a tantrum.)

Someone and Anyone: Completely childish.

Anyone: Audience questions. Seat 65

Lemmy: How do you feel about having your own section on my website?

Wendy: I enjoy answering the questions via cell phone. Speaking of which, when are you going to pay me?

Lemmy: The twelfth of never.

Someone: Seat 45.

Mario: CHEESE!

Someone: Moron. Seat 56

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Someone: More morons. Anyone have a real question? Seat 963.

Peach: Why do you like looking yourself to the mirror so much?