Lester: Hi everyone! Today, a special guest will join us! Ooh, yay!
(Phantos67 comes in.)
Lester: I already did one with you. Get out. Maybe another time.
(zz1666 walks in.)
Lester: No.
(Dark Koopa walks in.)
Lester: No.
(Lemmy the almighty webmaster walks in.)
Lester: No.
Lemmy: But I'm the webmaster!
Lester: No.
(Just then, someone walks in.)
Lester: Who are you?
(It's Mariorulez13!)
Mariorulez13: Hi Lester.
Lester: Hi. Ready for the Interview?
Mariorulez13: Yep. BRING IN THE INTERVIEWEE!
(Waluigi walks in.)
Waluigi: WA HA HA HA! I LOVE YOU ALL-A!
(Crickets chirp.)
Waluigi: ... I hate you all.
(He sits down.)
Lester: So, Waluigi, what was the first game you appeared in?
Waluigi: Mario Tennis for the N64.
Mariorulez13: Next question. Are you really as competitive at sports as you look?
Waluigi: I sure am. My motto: win at all costs!
Lester: Q3: Why are you only in sports games?
Waluigi: Waaa, Nintendo won't let me be in others.
Lester: Haha, you've never been in any good games, loser. Oh, wait. Q4: Why the color purple?
Waluigi: My overalls used to be blue and my shirt and hat used to be red, but I put them in the wash together. They mixed colors.
Mario: Cheese!!!
Luigi: Mario, be quiet. (Someone in the audience throws a brick at Waluigi.) Someone in the audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!!! Waluigi: Ow! Mariorulez13: Question 4, why do people hate you? Waluigi: I DON'T KNOW!!! (A Butterfree comes out of nowhere.) Waluigi: Pokemon... MUST KILL! (Waluigi takes out a golf club and beats the tar out of the Butterfree.) Ash (in the audience): No! That's mine! Don't kill it! Lester: ... Uhhhh, moving on. Question 5, why are you so stinkin' tall? Waluigi: Two words. Milk. Mariorulez13: But that's only one. Lester: (mockingly) Someone doesn't know how to count. Waluigi: Everyone's a critic. Mariorulez13: Question 5, why are you friends with Wario? Waluigi: Back then, me and Wario were the coolest kids, so we decided to be friends. (A lie detector beeps.) Waluigi: That’s not a lie! I swear! (Mariorulez13 pulls out a VCR and a TV. He put in a video of Waluigi getting beat up by Lester, Mario, Mariorulez13, and Luigi.) Lester: Ahhhh, the good old days. Waluigi: Ok, ok! Me and Wario were the nerdiest kids, so we decided to team up. Happy? Lester: Yes. (Lester goes behind Waluigi and puts up a sign that says "Nerd!") Lester: Question 7, why do you hate Luigi? Waluigi: I don't! Wario just made my name Waluigi and, and, and, WAAAAAAAAA!!! Mariorulez13: I thought Nintendo named you that. Waluigi: Well, you're wrong. Mariorulez13: Time for audience questions! Seat FATTY. Wario: Why aren't you at home getting me my Twinkies? Waluigi: Go away! Lester: Seat AURAMASTER. Lucario: Why in the world were you in Brawl? Waluigi: Not my fault. Wario paid Kamek to hypnotize me into getting into and staying in the trophy thing and attacking people. Mariorulez1: Really? Hypnotism works? (Mariorulez13 pulls out a wand he stole from Kamek.) Mariorulez: You are a Cheep Cheep! Waluigi: Glub glub... (Waluigi starts flopping around on the ground. The audience starts laughing.) General Guy (in the audience): This was TOTALLY worth the 50 coins! (This continues until pretty much everyone can't breathe.) Lester: Okay, that's enough of that. (He takes the wand and gets Waluigi back to normal.) Waluigi: Ugh, what happened? Mariorulez13: Something. Moving on. Lester: Seat RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Waluigi: Why are you so smart, handsome, social, and brave? Waluigi: I'm born with it. Lester: How did that get there? Anyway, seat KABOOM. Big Bob-omb: Why are you so into Piranha Plants and bombs? Waluigi: They are cheap and good for cheating in games. Lester: In Mario Kart, a Bob-omb is free for anybody to use. Moron. Waluigi: Yeah, because they stole them from my stash. Mariorulez13: You have a stash of Bob-ombs? Waluigi: Yes... Lester: Don't they get mad that you're keeping them hostage? Waluigi: N- (A large group of Bob-ombs burst through the wall.) Bob-omb 1 (the leader): There he is! Get him! (The Bob-ombs start gang-beating Waluigi.) Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Bob-omb 1: Wahahahaha! Rebellion! (Mariorulez13 takes a match and lights the fuses on all of the Bob-ombs.) Mariorulez13: EVERYBODY RUUUN! Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! (After everyone is out, the Interview studio and everything in a 300-yard radius is gone.) Mariorulez: Um, last question. Seat THISSTINKS. Shy Guy #457,680: Do we get our money back? Lester: No. END TRANSMISSION! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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