Russ T: I do not approve of you kidnapping me like this. Unhand me at once!
Boom: No one would come to our show, and since you know everything, you would be a great person to interview about anything!
Fawful: What he said.
Russ T: Yes, I will join your company of hooligans, but I have to receive a salary!
Fawful: How ‘bout love and the gift of acceptance?
Russ T: That’s it, I’m leaving!
Boom: (aiming cannon) He said how ‘bout love and acceptance.
Russ T: All right, I will join your gathering of foolhardy slaves. Who will you be giving me a questionnaire about first?
Fawful: Power Flowers.
Russ T: Sounds tolerable to me.
Boom: First of all, what is a Power Flower?
Russ T: A Power Flower is a member of the Plantae Kingdom with a chemical content that will maximize your ability for a short amount of time.
Fawful: What do they do?
Russ T: They bring out the best in you. For example, Mario becomes puffy, Luigi invisible, Yoshi a dragon, and Wario metal. They analyze your genetic makeup and find the superpower fit for you.
Fawful: So what would it do for other people?
Russ T: Let us introduce a new segment to this show to find out! Russ T’s testing lab! Bring in a contestant!
Fawful: We don’t have an audience, stupid!
(Russ T. shoves Fawful into a lab and gives him a Power Flower.)
Fawful: I am not of caring of your lameness that is in your Power Flowers. Revertify me back momentarily.
Russ T: Look like it gave Fawful extreme intelligence, and a side effect of a speech impediment.
Boom: My turn!
(Boom eats the Flower. He sets on fire)
Boom: Eehehehehehehhehe!
(Boom leaves to terrorize the populace.)
Russ T: Fawful, you’ve reverted back! Ask me more!
Fawful: Why does a Power Flower wear out?
Russ T: That sort of energy that is included within a Power Flower is consumed very quickly.
Fawful: Where do Power Flowers normally grow?
Russ T: They are prominent in the Overthere, or at least they were. The Nimbis ate them all, mostly that is. In an attempt to keep that species from going extinct, a group of scientists, including me, took the last plants and planted them in Question Mark Blocks. Then Mario and Co. started hitting them, so we formed a secret garden in Nimbus Land, where the Power Flowers have been getting tended by Shy Away. After that effort worked well, we planted them all over, and now you could pick one off the side of the street.
(Russ T. bows.)
Morton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I’ve been outdone!
(Morton explodes.)
Fawful: …
(Boom comes back being attacked by Mushroomers.)
Boom: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THEY WEAR OFF?!
Russ T: Shut the door, nincomkoop!
(Boom shuts the door before the Mushroomers come in.)
Boom: Are there any different types of Power Flower that are LONG-LASTING?
Russ T: There are some in Yoshi’s Story that restore Smile, but they are composed to only grant that. But they are still useful in that manner.
Boom: So, you mean those things? I ate them all the time!
Russ T: (reading guide to Yoshi’s Isle) If you abuse eating the Power Flower species resident only on Yoshi’s Isle, the happiness that they give you will turn into destruction, as the emotion cannot be contained, and will be released with an explosion.
Boom: YAY!
Fawful: One last question. Who discovered this fantastic flora? (Hehe, alliteration.)
Russ T: They were found by an entity known as the Gardener, who lives in the far back of Rose Town. He discovered it when trying to find fertilizer.
Boom: Time to eat one more…
(BOOM!)
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