RSG: Okay, we’re on a tight budget now. Now who am I interviewing?
Secretary Guy: Snifit, part of the 8-bits.
RSG: Right. Then welcome, Snifit.
Snifit: Thanks, Red Shy Guy.
RSG: Tell us about you Snifits.
Snifit: Snifits were made out of the Dream Machine. Some Snifits shoot many bullets fast. Some were in Yoshi's Island to help Kamek destroy the island. Some Snifits can shoot Bullet Bills. There are Spookums that are related to us. They speak Spanish. We also were in Parties and have made cameo appearances in Kart.
RSG: Okay, question one, how do you fire Nightmare Bullets or Bullet Bills?
Snifit: Wart gave us the ability to fire the bullets from our mask.
RSG: In Mario Party 3, Snifit was Daisy's partner, why?
Snifit: Daisy was being nice to us and we decided to pay her back.
RSG: Why did you spit out coins?
Snifit: We thought they were chocolate coins.
RSG: -_- Right. Are there really Laser Snifits?
Snifit: Yes. They live in a secret place in Sub-con.
RSG: Do Snifits know any other kinds of magic?
Snifit: Yes, we’re learning each day.
RSG: How come only black-robed Snifits were in Super Mario RPG?
Snifit: Only a few Snifits were there and they were only in black robes.
RSG: Time for audience questions, seat SHYGUYONFIRE!
Pyro Guy: How are Snifits similar to Shy Guys?
Snifit: The robe and the mask.
RSG: Seat SHYGUYWITHBALLOONS!
Sky Guy: Where are Spookums from?
Snifit: When Wart created us he created them too. He never liked them so he didn't use them.
RSG: Seat SHYGUYONSTILTS!
Stilt Guy: Are Gunner Guys also Snifits?
Snifit: They're part Snifit and part Shy Guy.
RSG: Seat SHYGUYWITHFLOWERSONTHEIRHEAD! *gasp* Tat was long.
Mufti Guy: Why were Snifits in the Gritzy Cave?
Snifit: Snifits were sent to explore it.
RSG: Seat SHYGUYGHOSTWITHSCHYTHE!
Greaper: Why do Ice Snifits shoot out ice?
Snifit: They have specialized bullets that do that.
RSG: See you next time on the Shy Guy Interview Show.
BSG: Where is Lemmy?
RSG: I tricked him again. I don't want him to waste our fi-
(SNAP!)
RSG: Let me guess, we’re out of film. *sigh* Just end transmission.
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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