5 minutes before the Interview...
Blue Shy Guy: Where's Red Shy Guy?
Security Guy: I think he is still in his meeting.
Meanwhile...
King Guy: So it is agreed. I will get you better security.
RSG: Thank you. Well, I’d better leave. (I wonder if my brother is taking care of the Interview….)
Back in the studio...
BSG: Welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTE-
BSG: GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE, YOU MIDGET!
Lemmy: Are all Shy Guys touchy?
BSG: Maybe. Now please welcome Anti Guy.
Anti Guy: Please thank you.
BSG: Now to do what my brother does. Tell us about yourself.
Anti Guy: My father was a Spy Guy. My mother was part of the Medi Guys. I was first a normal Shy Guy. After 25 years I became an Anti Guy. I soon tried Lemon Candy and it tasted great. Then I trained more to enter the Sports Hall.
BSG: So you were the Anti Guy who entered Season 7?
Anti Guy: Yup.
BSG: What did you think of your opponents in Round Three?
Anti Guy: Underchomp was lame, he couldn't attack. Mr. L only used his Brobot to attack and he was Luigi anyway. Dimentio was the only tough opponent there. He was a challenge. Luckily I won. I personally think in Season 8 he lost by someone cheating.
BSG: How did it feel to be the Season 7 Champion?
Anti Guy: Awesome and bad. I proved I was the best fighter. The prize was so LAME though. I deserve a crown, and the sock nearly killed me. You’d be surprise how the sock smells.
BSG: Where is my brother?
In the Shy Guy castle...
RSG: I'm so lost. Hmm, maybe I should jump out that window. I've been walking down the stairs for 20 minutes. I think it's safe.
(He jumps out. He was on the 78th floor.)
RSG: @#$%!
Back in the studio...
BSG: Why do Anti Guys like Lemon Candy?
Anti Guy: Have you tasted it? It tastes soooo great.
BSG: How do you become an Anti Guy?
Anti Guy: It takes YEARS of training. Your attack needs to get to 10, with 12 in acrobatics.
BSG: Where is your brother?!
In the streets of the Shy Guy Kingdom...
RSG: What have I done? I "borrow" a car, and now I'm being chased. If there is anything I’ve learned from Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinking-Self, they will get less angry if I go faster.
(He does and hits a Goomnut tree.)
Back in the studio...
BSG: Audience questions. Seat SNIFIT!
Snifit: What do Anti Guys do?
Anti Guy: We guard chests, attack intruders, eat Lemon Candy, etc.
BSG: Seat GAME!
Game Guy: How many Anti Guys are there?
Anti Guy: Seven
BSG: Seat BARBECUE!
Barbecue Guy: Is there anything higher than an Anti Guy?
Anti Guy: Yes. They are called Ultimate Guys. There is only ONE in General Guy's army.
BSG: Seat SUBMARINE!
Submarine Guy: Why didn't the Anti Guy squad fight Mario in the first place instead of waiting for enough wrong answers?
Anti Guy: Bowser thought he wouldn't lose with the power of the Star Rod.
BSG: Seat SHYGUYONPOGOSTICK
Shyster: Why were you guarding the Power Plus Badge?
Anti Guy: General Guy decided since I was powerful he thought Mario couldn't get it. Boy did I fail.
BSG: Well that wraps it up. See you ne-
Secretary Guy: Phone call.
BSG: Fine. (on phone) WHAT?! Fine, I'll get to it, Brother. I need to end transmi-
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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