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MARIO interviews SHY GUY
 
By Yosh 3000
Mario: Hello everyone! Welcome back! Currently, we're at war with the Shroobs. Luckily, because of my assistant Ludwig, we have control of the Koopa Kingdom, and we'll be able to drive them away! Also, let's give a round of applause for Ludwig, for taking my place!  
 
(The audience claps.)  
 
Ludwig: Thank you.  
 
Mario: Today, we'll be interviewing a Shy Guy! Come on up here!  
 
Shy Guy: Er... Coming.  
 
(He walks over to his chair when he trips and his mask falls off. He puts it back on quickly and sits in his chair. Luigi sits horrified, as he was the only one who saw his face.)  
 
Luigi: ... Mommy.  
 
Mario: Ew... Don't make a mess, Luigi. Anyway, welcome Shy Guy, how do you feel?  
 
Shy Guy: Nervous actually.  
 
Mario: Question 1, where do Shy Guys originate from?  
 
Shy Guy: Well, although we were first seen in Sub-con, we originated from Shy Guy's Toybox.  
 
Mario: Interesting. Question 2, how DID you get to Sub-con? I mean, you did say you originated from Shy Guy's Toybox.  
 
Shy Guy: Well, our childish wonderland known as the Toybox originated from little kids’ dreams. There was a flaw, however. They left a hole to the dream world, aka, Sub-con.  
 
Mario: ... I never knew you had a portal there.  
 
Shy Guy: Yes. Amazing, isn't it?  
 
Mario: All right. Last question before we go to the audience. Question 3, what is your favorite species of Shy Guy?  
 
Shy Guy: The Fly Guy, definitely. It looks so fun to fly around in the air with a propeller on your head! That's why we created the Medi-Guys and Slingshot Guys, so that losers that don't have propellers-  
 
Mario: Do you have a propeller?  
 
Shy Guy: ... No. I guess I'm a loser.  
 
Mario: Okay... Now for the audience! Seat Moreweddingcake!  
 
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!  
 
Ludwig: Hey! I thought I issued a ban on you last episode!  
 
Morton: Well tough wedding cake! Oooh! I like wedding cake! There was this one time when I-  
 
(He gets set on fire by Ludwig's fireball.)  
 
Audience: Hooray!  
 
Mario: Thank you, Ludwig. Seat Seriouslady!  
 
Wendy: Do you think I'm pretty?  
 
Mario: Wendy, the questions needs to refer to-  
 
Wendy: I SAID, DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?!  
 
Shy Guy: AHHH!!! Yes! I think you're pretty! Security!  
 
(A pair of Hammer Brothers drag Wendy off.)  
 
Mario: All right. Seat Walkingturtle.  
 
Koopa: Are you the Shy Guy that plays in the sports games?  
 
Shy Guy: Yes. There has to be one famous character of a species, like you.  
 
Koopa: No. I'm a normal Koopa. My cousin is the famous one.  
 
Mario: All right! Good stuff. Last question before we got to Roy! Seat Dashinghair!  
 
Prince Peasley: Ahahahaha... What's under your mask? Is your face ugly, or beautiful, like mine?  
 
Shy Guy: Er...  
 
(He runs away.)  
 
Mario: All right. Now for Roy and the Doom Game!  
 
Roy: All right chumps! This time, whoever gets the punishment, their girlfriend or boyfriend will suffer too! Now let's go!  
 
Audience: SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!  
 
Roy: Uh oh! Sorry Geno.  
 
Geno: Aw man.  
 
Roy: Now your punishment is... get sold to a little kid!  
 
(Then a pincher comes and picks up Geno. Then another pincher comes and picks up a Samus doll.)  
 
Luigi: Hey! That's my treasured belonging!  
 
Audience: ... Loser.  
 
(Then Geno and the doll are dropped into the "arms" of a Bob-omb kid.)  
 
Geno: Oh snap.  
 
Mario: Well, that's it for today! End transmission!

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