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BOOM interviews SQUIGLET
 
By Fawful Koopa

Boom: Why me?

Squiglet: Why me?

Fawful: I got Lemmy to lift the rules about interviewing…

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Wendy: Hey Lemmy, you’re going to have to drink the tea sometime…

Lemmy: I will not drink at your tea party!

Wendy: Fawful promised after he tied you up!

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Boom: Who are you?

Squiglet: I’m a Squiglet. We’re the Goombas of Super Paper Mario. I’m so weak that I have a Glitz Pit security guard team. I’m Donald the Squiglet, successful entrepreneur.

Fawful: Woah, you just turned from an official character to an unofficial character!

Squiglet: I’ll let my name still be Squiglet until the end of the Interview. Where is this Interview studio?

Fawful: Boom lost Super Paper Mario…

(The screen zooms out. The team is inside Super Blooper.)

Super Blooper: *burp*

Boom: Why don’t most Squiglets wear clothes?

(Lightning obliterates Boom.)

DAD: You aren’t supposed to question Mario logic!

Squiglet: You see, most Squiglets can’t afford clothes. They aren’t rich like me!

(Lightning obliterates Squiglet..)

DAD: Do not answer an unanswerable question!

Squiglet’s Ghost: I’ll pay you to revive us.

DAD: Done!

(DAD receives one coin from Squiglet)

DAD: Yes! I’m rich! I can’t wait to tell MOM!

Boom: …

Fawful: I’ll ask you one question while Boom is in a daze…

Boom: No you won’t! How much HP do you have?

Squiglet: 2.

Boom: What is your attack?

Squiglet: 1.

Boom: Why can Dark Squiglets shoot rocks and normal Squiglets can’t?

Squiglet: Well, we were training in our secret base on how to do it when Mario came and ruined it!

Boom: Where is this “secret base”?

Squiglet: It’s behind a wall in Chapter 1-1 in Super Paper Mario. We thought Mario wasn’t smart enough to flip.

Boom: Audience questions! Seats 4-47.

Squiglet Mob: You revealed our base? Traitor!!!

(The Squiglet mob goes to maul Squiglet.)

Boom: Good thing I always carry around a nuclear cannon.

(BOOM!)

Roncor: I’m finally back from vacation!

Boom: You were on vacation?

Roncor: Deleted scene.

Boom: Oh, Seat 89.

Mr. L: Can you flip? If so, then why?

Squiglet: Yes, I can flip. That greedy Bestowvious will give anyone with 10,000 coins the ability to flip…

Flipping Goomba: I didn’t have to pay… I just wore a Mario costume.

Roncor: Seat 56.

Angry Sun: I AM ANGRY!

Squiglet: Go see a counselor.

Pyro: Yay! I made an appearance in this episode!

Fawful: I have a bucket of water…

Pyro: I’ll stop talking now…

Angry Sun: WHO ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY?

Squiglet: The Squigs, Squogs, and Dark Squiglets.

Boom: Well, I guess this Interview is over!

Squiglet: Okay, now my name should say Donald.

Fawful: Will you join our crew?

(Fawful starts fantasizing about being rich.)

Donald: Yes-

(Fawful starts jumping about with tears of joy.)

Donald: -but you’re not getting any money.

Boom: Do you have any living relatives?

Donald: No.

(Boom aims his cannon.)

Donald: Okay! You can use the money!

(Fawful’s tears of joy form a river.)

Super Blooper: Oh no…

(Super Blooper barfs them out.)

Cameraman: Oops, out of film.

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