Boom: Why me?
Squiglet: Why me?
Fawful: I got Lemmy to lift the rules about interviewing…
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Wendy: Hey Lemmy, you’re going to have to drink the tea sometime…
Lemmy: I will not drink at your tea party!
Wendy: Fawful promised after he tied you up!
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Boom: Who are you?
Squiglet: I’m a Squiglet. We’re the Goombas of Super Paper Mario. I’m so weak that I have a Glitz Pit security guard team. I’m Donald the Squiglet, successful entrepreneur.
Fawful: Woah, you just turned from an official character to an unofficial character!
Squiglet: I’ll let my name still be Squiglet until the end of the Interview. Where is this Interview studio?
Fawful: Boom lost Super Paper Mario…
(The screen zooms out. The team is inside Super Blooper.)
Super Blooper: *burp*
Boom: Why don’t most Squiglets wear clothes?
(Lightning obliterates Boom.)
DAD: You aren’t supposed to question Mario logic!
Squiglet: You see, most Squiglets can’t afford clothes. They aren’t rich like me!
(Lightning obliterates Squiglet..)
DAD: Do not answer an unanswerable question!
Squiglet’s Ghost: I’ll pay you to revive us.
DAD: Done!
(DAD receives one coin from Squiglet)
DAD: Yes! I’m rich! I can’t wait to tell MOM!
Boom: …
Fawful: I’ll ask you one question while Boom is in a daze…
Boom: No you won’t! How much HP do you have?
Squiglet: 2.
Boom: What is your attack?
Squiglet: 1.
Boom: Why can Dark Squiglets shoot rocks and normal Squiglets can’t?
Squiglet: Well, we were training in our secret base on how to do it when Mario came and ruined it!
Boom: Where is this “secret base”?
Squiglet: It’s behind a wall in Chapter 1-1 in Super Paper Mario. We thought Mario wasn’t smart enough to flip.
Boom: Audience questions! Seats 4-47.
Squiglet Mob: You revealed our base? Traitor!!!
(The Squiglet mob goes to maul Squiglet.)
Boom: Good thing I always carry around a nuclear cannon.
(BOOM!)
Roncor: I’m finally back from vacation!
Boom: You were on vacation?
Roncor: Deleted scene.
Boom: Oh, Seat 89.
Mr. L: Can you flip? If so, then why?
Squiglet: Yes, I can flip. That greedy Bestowvious will give anyone with 10,000 coins the ability to flip…
Flipping Goomba: I didn’t have to pay… I just wore a Mario costume.
Roncor: Seat 56.
Angry Sun: I AM ANGRY!
Squiglet: Go see a counselor.
Pyro: Yay! I made an appearance in this episode!
Fawful: I have a bucket of water…
Pyro: I’ll stop talking now…
Angry Sun: WHO ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY?
Squiglet: The Squigs, Squogs, and Dark Squiglets.
Boom: Well, I guess this Interview is over!
Squiglet: Okay, now my name should say Donald.
Fawful: Will you join our crew?
(Fawful starts fantasizing about being rich.)
Donald: Yes-
(Fawful starts jumping about with tears of joy.)
Donald: -but you’re not getting any money.
Boom: Do you have any living relatives?
Donald: No.
(Boom aims his cannon.)
Donald: Okay! You can use the money!
(Fawful’s tears of joy form a river.)
Super Blooper: Oh no…
(Super Blooper barfs them out.)
Cameraman: Oops, out of film.
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