James: Today, we have a special guest! Please welcome Your Twin the Fourth!
Spiker: Your last "special guest" got us into a goose chase for the Beanstar!
YTtF: Shut up! Or I'll sic Blue on you!
Spiker: Only James can do that!
James: Not anymore!
(He gives YTtF a card that says "Permission to sic Blue on Spiker".)
Spiker: 0_0 I'll shut up.
YTtF: Good. What do your interview cards say, James?
James: Boo.
YTtF: 'Kay.
Audience: Booooo!!!
James: Was that supposed to be a "Whoohoo, Boooo!!" or a "Booooo! Get off the stage!"
YTtF: I really don't know, but I'll go with the cheer.
(Boo comes out from thin air and sits on the interview chair.)
Audience: Boooooo!!!
Boo: Awww, thanks for cheering me on!
James: STOP SAYING BOOOOO!!! IT'S HARD TO TELL IF YOU GUYS HATE HIM!
YTtF: I'm on it.
(He uses his wand to make a million Lazy Shells rain down on the audience, then he straps them to Mezzo Bombs that will blow up if they say "Boooooo!!!" again.)
YTtF: I just got SMRPG! Anyway, first G.
Spiker: Don't you mean Q?
YTtF: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!
(He forces Spiker to say "I love Mike Myers!" Then Blue beats him into a bloody pulp.)
YTtF: Why are there only 50 Boos in Luigi's Mansion?
Boo: King Boo said that he planned to lull Luigi into a false sense of security before unleashing the rest of the Boos on him. There were a lot of them waiting.
James: Suuuuuure... Question 2, what games did you appear in?
Boo: I first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3, then Super Mario World, and later Mario 64, Mario Sunshine, Mario Galaxy, and so on.
Blue: Ooooh, I only appeared in four games.
James: What were they?
Blue: Yoshi's Story, Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island DS, and Mario 64 DS.
James: Nice.
YTtF: Why do you look so weird in SMS?
Boo: That was a different kind of tropical Boo, and a different King Boo as well.
James: Question 4, why are you weak to sunlight?
Boo: Well how did you know?
James: King Boo Interview.
Boo: Dang it! The Boos have a ghostly power from Bowser, we are invisible until sunlight goes through us. But yeah, we sometimes try to take tests with sunlight.
James: Like?
(Boo points to another Boo with a robot suit, and it goes into sunlight and vanishes.)
James: HAHAHA! That's funny!
Boo: Yeah yeah yeah...
YTtF: How do you turn into Pink Boos?
Boo: That's a high rank in our system. When a Boo proves himself worthy, we kill random people and cover the Boo with the people's blood.
YTtF: (.)_(.)' That's so GRUESOME!
(He somehow makes Boo explode, but then he reforms.)
James: I think it's time for audience question. SEAT HAPPYFLOWER!!!
Amazee Dayzee: Is it true that you can form into Dry Bones?
Boo: Another ranking system. If we are handpicked by King Boo to become a higher rank than Pinks, we can become Dry Bones, but only one of us had a chance to become one.
James: Who?
Boo: Blue Boo.
James: Hahahaha, a blue Dry Bones, sounds funny.
YTtF: Seat WHAT?!
Anthony S. Koopa: Hi.
YTtF: GET OUT OF HERE!
Anthony: No. Anyway, why were there Dark Boos in Gritzy Caves?
Boo: Duh. Dark Boos develop in dark places, so they're there.
James: Final Seat! SEAT B.L.U.E!!!
Blue: Does YTtf have anything of value?
James: It has to be about the Interview
Blue: Well who asked you?
James: I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!!! Now Boo! Do you like Mario?
Boo: A big fat no. I hate him, he made me sing a song about cheese!
Mario: Ooooooh! I like cheese! And you like cheese! And we-
James: Will stay put! Otherwise! I say-
YTtF: Booooo!!!
The audience blows up from the bombs activated by the “boo” sound.
James: Hmmm... Usually Lemmy will say-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!!!
Spiker: Well you’re a bit late, they did their Interview already.
Lemmy: Dang it!
Blue: We didn’t hear anything from Last Goomba!
YTtF: I gave him something useful to do
Last Goomba is seen with a microphone at Mario’s house.
Last Goomba: Anything else to say about this Interview, sir?
Luigi: Well I need to be mentioned more often, and James is an idiot, Blue is mean, and Spiker is just plain-
James: I heard that! Anyways... END-
Blue: -TRANS-
Spiker: -MISS-
YTtF: -ION!!!
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