Phantos67: Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Phantos67: It's been a while since you did that. Anyways, Turbo! If you will, could you take care of Lemmy?
(Turbo then drops Lemmy and Goomy in a lava pit.)
Goomy: AHHHHHHHH!!! *sizzle*
(A while later, he comes back as a Terekuribo.)
Goomy: HA! In Plit, the dead never stay dead!
Phantos67: As I was saying, welcome to a special Interview to celebrate Thanksgiving! I even hired a chef to make us a big feast!
(A Shy Guy wearing a chef's hat comes in.)
Chef Guy: Hi! I'm Chef Guy and I will be your cook! I'm really good, by the way.
Phantos67: Ok, so who are we interviewing?
YTtF: Goomy about Terekuribo. All right, I'm too lazy, so anyone of you want to replace me?
Everyone: No.
YTtF: Ok. NARRATOR!!!
(What? Hey... why are you looking at me like that? Oh no. I've seen that look before. But... you can't possibly want ME to-)
YTtF: Yes I do. Anyway, it's been a while I was here last, so I'll explore.
Authors' Note: Right now, we're on The Phantos67 Castle. After Bonetail threw up last Interview, we teleported here.
(Grrr... Fine. How do Terekuribos... uh, well, appear?)
Goomy: Boos pity us, so they sometimes help us a bit when we pass on.
Phantos67: Why on Plit do you have a tail?
Goomy: What an idiot. I am a ghost now, pal! I actually like this tail better than feet!
(Why were you in the Pumpkin Zone?)
Goomy: Pumpkins. Ghosts. Halloween.
Phantos67: State your games.
Goomy: Super Mario Land 2.
Phantos67: Going to be in any upcoming games?
Goomy: Maybe.
(I don't think Terekuribos are going to be in another game, even though they're original. Ok, "Teresa" is the Japanese name for Boo. "Kuribo" is the Japanese name for Goomba. So you're named "Terekuribo". Shouldn't "Boomba" be a more appropriate name?)
Goomy: Most of the enemies in the Super Mario Land series had Japanese names, because Gunpei Yokoi was in charge. We really are called "Boombas" like you said, so I'd appreciate if you called us that.
Phantos67: That's a LOT easier to say. Ok, so if you are part ghost, then why not work for King Boo?
Goomy: Too scary.
Phantos67: A GHOST AFRAID?! Oh yeah, you're just a Goomba.
Goomy: What's that supposed to mean?!
Phantos67: That you're a wimp.
Goomy: *sniffle sniffle*
YMtF: Don't make the interviewee cry.
Phantos67: Eh... Ok. Your turn, Narrator dude.
(Don't call me dude. Why are you only in Mario Land 2?)
Goomy: When SML2 was released, we were only recently discovered, so we're there. We weren't very popular, so we haven't been used since.
Phantos67: I can call you what I want!
(A bolt of lightning strikes Phantos67.)
Phantos67: Ouch. Ok, so can you change shape? Like, have your spirit change its form?
Goomy: I'm afraid not. We can disappear sometimes, but not change shape.
Phantos67: It's about audience question time, right?
(Yes. Seat LAME.)
Red Ninjakoopa: Are you intangible?
Goomy: Yes. Watch.
(He then turns intangible and possesses Red. He then forces him to jump in the lava pit, and comes out of his body.)
Phantos67: Seat SOCCER SUPERSTAR!
Ronaldinho: So you are pretty much invincible?
Goomy: Yup, except for Koopa shells and Starmen. Can I have your autograph?
Ronaldinho: Sure.
(Phantos67 swipes his autograph.)
Phantos67: I'll be taking that. WOW!
(Seat KOOPA.)
Koopa: Why are you affected by Koopa shells?
Goomy: Goombas fear Koopas, so seeing a shell traumatizes us into weakening.
Phantos67: Seat KOOPA OF MAGIC!
Magikoopa: When a Goomba dies do they turn into a Terekuribo?
Goomy: Yeah, like you just saw happen to me. Except the Goombas who die and turn into Terekuribos are usually confiscated by Bowser to work for him as slaves.
Phantos67: There must be a lot of slaves then.
(Seat GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMOVER
GAMEOVERGAMEOVERCONTINUE.)
Jaydes: Do any of you come to the Underwhere?
Goomy: At first. Then we fall in the River Twygz and turn into Boombas. Oh, hi YTtF.
YTtF: Hey. Oh, by the way, Phantos, there's someone at the door.
Phantos67: Really? Who?
YTtF: A delivery guy with the ingredients for Chef Guy's dinner.
Chef Guy: Ah, Harry! I knew you would make it on time! I'll take those off your hands.
(Chef Guy takes the ingredients from Harry the Delivery Guy)
Phantos67: You know... I was thinking, Chef Guy. And I want to know if you want to join my crew.
Chef Guy: SURE!!! I'd love to!
Wacko: We haven't even tried out his cooking skills yet.
Phantos67: I have a feeling he'll be good.
(Chef Guy immediately comes out with all the food stacked on top of each other.)
YTtF's crew and Phantos67's crew: Woooooaaaaah...
Chef Guy: DIG IN!
(The crewmembers do so.)
Chef Guy: Join us next time for a special Interview that you won't want to miss. That's it on the Phantos67 and Your Twin the Fourth Interview Show! END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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