X-Naut: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Th-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
X-Naut: No, but how’d you get on the ship?
Lemmy: I don’t know.
X-Naut: Well then… Bye!
(X-Naut pushes a button that makes a big hole appear under Lemmy, and he falls out of the ship and onto a Mushroom.)
Lemmy: Curse you, X-Naut!!!
X-Naut: Now that that is out of the way… Let’s begin the Interview!
(Petey Piranha comes out of nowhere.)
X-Naut: You must be the interviewee.
Petey Piranha: Yes I am.
X-Naut: Well then, let’s start the Interview… again! Question one! In Super Mario Sunshine why did you always shoot that, uh… brown goo out of your mouth at Mario?
Petey Piranha: Well, because Bowser Jr’s paintbrush sprayed goo to make things, and to attempt to stop Mario, Bowser Jr. made goo versions of bosses. My attack was to just spit goo at him, until the second time he faced me.
X-Naut: Well then, question two, I guess… How did Mario hurt you?
Petey Piranha: In SMS?
X-Naut: Yes.
Petey: Well when my mouth opened to do an advanced goo attack, which took me about 2-5 seconds, Mario would use FLUDD to shoot water into my mouth and I would gulp it down to where my belly button grew outwards. Then all Mario had to do was ground pound on my belly button and I would get hurt. To defeat me, though, he had to do that three times.
X-Naut: Wow.
Petey: What?
X-Naut: Nothing, just a long answer…
Petey: Well, you wanted to know.
X-Naut: That I did. On to question three! Where did you get the “Piranha” in your name from?
Petey: Probably from my teeth and the fact that there are things like me called a Piranha Plant.
X-Naut: Cool then. Would you mind showing your teeth to the audience?
Petey: Sure.
(Petey Piranha shows off his teeth.)
X-Naut: Now those are some big teeth!
Petey: Yes, yes they are!
X-Naut: On to question four! Are you related to any other Piranha Plants?
Petey: In a way I kind of am, mainly because of two reasons. One, we all hate Mario and want him destroyed. Two, they’re all plants like me so I think we are the same genetic material, DNA and stuff like that.
X-Naut: Ok, question fiv-
Lemmy: I made it!
X-Naut: How’d you get back?!
Lemmy: I used the “Tripitizer 3000” that E. Gadd made.
X-Naut: Well, it appears I can’t force you out of Plazmakidz’s ship, so I guess you’ll just have to stick around until I finish the Interview, which is only about 3-5 more questions.
Lemmy: Fine. *lick*
X-Naut: Not the fudgesickle… Anyways, question five! How is it that you fly in SMS the second time Mario battles you?
Petey: Well I do have wings but you must be asking how I can fly when I’m so big, right?
X-Naut: Yes.
Petey: It’s probably just because I have the wings, plus I’m always shooting air down at Mario, so that could have been keeping me up that whole time, or something like that.
X-Naut: Audience questions!!! Seat 3,478.
Wario: Why were you always guarding a Shine Sprite in SMS?
Petey: I was guarding one because that’s what Bowser Jr. had ordered me to do in order to keep Mario from getting it to beat Bowser and Bowser Jr.
X-Naut: Seat 35,253.
Lord Crump: What relation do you have to Bowser?
Petey: I’m basically like one of his minions so I go out to stop Mario from doing the stuff that he’s not supposed to do.
X-Naut: Seat 734,787.
Nastasia: Why do you look like a flower?
Petey: It’s the way we were born, our DNA probably made us look like a flower. I just don’t know if the first one in our family was the one who had that kind of DNA or if it’s some disease.
X-Naut: Well that’s all the time we have for today. Goodbye!
(End Transmission.)
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