Lemmy: WELCOME, TOURISTS!!!
(The audience roars out of glee and begins to do the wave.)
Lemmy: Welcome to…
Audience: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!!!
Lemmy: Tonight I'll be interviewing-
CRASH!!!
(The eastern wall caves in as an F-22 Raptor jet crashes into the studio.)
Lemmy: ... Larry Koopa. And the show will begin in a minute.
(Lemmy rolls behind the curtain.)
Lemmy: What up with the plane?
Koopa Troopa: Um, we don't know.
Lemmy: Where are the guards?
Koopa: Wrestling whatever is in that jet over here.
BANG! SLAM!
Koopa: And it sound like security is getting their butts handed to them.
(Lemmy runs outside to find that security, a Chargin’ Chuck and two Anti Guys, are getting beaten by a small, brown, Yoshi-like creature wearing a skull helmet.)
???: DIE, WEAK-MINDED SPECIMENS!!!!
(The creature throws the Chargin’ Chuck on top of an Anti Guy and bodychecks the other Anti Guy.)
Lemmy: Wait!!!
(The creature pauses.)
???: ... And whom might you be?
Lemmy: Lemmy Koopa. You?
???: ... Cubone.
Lemmy: Well Cub One, your jet just crashed into my studio!
Cubone: Firstly, it's Cubone, as in cube and own. Secondly, it's not my fault! The turbines failed when I was traveling past the planet!
Lemmy: Well you're gonna need to fix it.
Cubone: Fine. ONLY if you give me some cash so I can buy the tools required to fix the F-22 Raptor and return home.
Lemmy: Wait, you mean you’re not from Plit?
Cubone: Ya mean this planet? No. I'm not from here. And I desperately need to return home!
Lemmy: Well you can earn some money at my interviewing studio!
Cubone: Okay, sure. I know how to do an Interview, too.
(Cubone and Lemmy walk back into the studio and onto the stage.)
Lemmy: Listen up, everyone! I have a new interviewer! Please welcome, Cubone!
(The audience begins to clap.)
Cubone: Um, Hey. I'm Cubone, and based on my appearance, I'm not from here. Anyways, tonight, I interview...
Lemmy: Larry Koopa.
Cubone: Uh, yeah. What Lemmy said.
(The audience cheers as Larry walks out.)
Larry: Hey, I'm Larry.
Cubone: Nice to meet ya, Larry. Soooooo... How's your day been?
Larry: Good. Me and Ludwig just finished perfecting a song we've been writing for a week.
Cubone: That's good news. What are some of your hobbies?
Larrry: I like to play tennis, bowl, and play baseball. I play guitar, and I like to hang out with Ludwig.
Cubone: Cool. Who is your favorite author?
Larry: Lemony Snicket. His stories are awesome! Me and Ludwig LOVE him!
Cubone: You seem to mention "Ludwig" a lot. Who is he?
Larry: Only the best twin ever!
Cubone: Point to him in the audience.
(Larry points to Ludwig Von Koopa.)
Ludwig: Hi!
Larry: Hi!
Cubone: You two don't look much alike...
Larry: Well, we aren't really twins. But since we both like music, are fans of Lemony Snicket, and have blue hair and green shells, we call each other twins.
Cubone: Okay, now what's your favorite food?
Larry: I like salad.
Cubone: Okay, I'm out of questions. Time to call on the audience. You, with the shades.
Dark Koopa: Who do you think me and Thumbs should interview next?
Larry: Um... Reznor from Super Mario World.
Cubone: Dude who looks a lot like Lemmy.
Hip: How come in Super Mario World you were the only Koopaling without a land of his own?
Larry: ‘Cause I was the youngest.
Hip: You were the youngest by fifteen days.
Larry: That's what I said to Bowser!
Lemmy: Dang, what's with all of the authors?
Cubone: Guy with blue Beethoven hair.
Ludwig: Who's your favorite sibling?
Larry: You.
Ludwig: I LOVE hearing that!
Cubone: Um, guy who looks like a Blue Ghost.
Blue Boo: In Super Mario Bros. 3, how come you had such a basic battle strategy?
Larry: ‘Cause I copied off of Morton's strategy.
Cubone: Okay folks, that's all for tonight on...
Audience: Lemmy's Interview Show!!!
(The audience begins to exit the studio with the jet-plane still in the wall.)
Lemmy: That was great, Cubone!
Cubone: Thanks. So how much do I get paid?
Lemmy: Tell ya what. I'll buy all your tools, if you interview the rest of my siblings. Ok?
Cubone: ... Ok. Deal.
(The two shake hands.)
Cubone: Later.
Lemmy: Okay. Bye.
(The two exit the studio.)
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