(Pichu takes out a LONG list, nearly 2 meters long.)Pichu: Let's see... Mario... too obvious... Morton... too long... Porky- Oops, forgot to erase that...

(Elsewhere, viewing this on the Internet, Porky of Mother 3 sobs.)

Pichu: Man, there's just too many people nowadays! Might as well interview someone that made their debut in 2007. I choose... Rosalina!

(Rosalina has warped in.)

Rosalina: What the? How did I get here?

Pichu: If you'll behave for a minute, I'll let you go back home. But now, we're into the Interview here.

Rosalina: ... Fine.

Pichu: Now then, how old are you?

Rosalina: Nearly 600 years old.

Pichu: O.o Uh... Well, it says here you visit the Mushroom Planet every one hundred years. Why, and how are you that old?

Rosalina: My grandmother died on that planet when I was a child. We visit that planet every hundred years so I can see the tree she was buried underneath. And as for my appearance... the Lumas' abilities have given me eternal youth.

Pichu: Figures. Why do you wear your hair like that? It makes you look emo...

Rosalina: *chuckle* Oh, no... I've always worn my hair this way since childhood. You learn to love it.

Pichu: Must make it hard to go out racing with it, huh?

Rosalina: Not really. My Luma acts as my eye.

Pichu: Now in Mario Kart Wii, why were you listed as "Heavyweight"?

Rosalina: The size figure is not based on pounds, but on height.

Pichu: Ah, now I understand. Especially with Waluigi and King Boo... I kinda thought Bowser Jr. would end up there.

Bowser Jr: Hey!

Pichu: Down, boy. Now, final question: How can you, and anyone else for that matter, breathe in space?

Rosalina: The power of the Lumas keeps me alive... or probably the same reason everyone else can. I don't know.

Pichu: Well, that about wraps up, but not before I give a bonus! Rosalina, would you like 1,000 coins or to see Roy fight someone for entertainment?

Rosalina: I have no value for coins, so let me view the fight.

Pichu: Okay then, Roy will be fighting Rayquaza!

Roy: WHAT?!

(Rayquaza shoots out of the sky and devours Roy in one gulp.)

Pichu: Ew... Poor dragon's gonna get heartburn that way. Well, see ya later! And remember, there may be a new interviewer sometime!

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