Chase: Welcome, "loyal" viewers, to my second Interview!
Audience: *clap, clap* (What a moron!)
Chase: In my last Interview, I interviewed Goomba. This week, meet Petey Piranha, my favorite Mario character! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*
(Petey walks onstage.)
Audience: AHHHHHH!!!
Petey: ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
Chase: Uh, Petey? Calm down, please!
(Chase puts a leash on Petey.)
Chase: Let's put a translator on him!
(A Koopa with a clipboard runs from behind stage and attaches a chip to Petey's head. He then runs backstage again.)
Chase: K. So, Petey, what's your favorite food?
Petey: Uhh... Goomba Chow, I guess.
Chase: (Gross!) When did you start working for Bowser?
Petey: Before Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time happened. I've actually worked for him since I was 4.
Chase: How old are you now?
Petey: 356.
Chase: (Oldie-locks.) What games have you appeared in and what was your role in each?
Petey: I appeared in Mario & Luigi: PiT first, where Bowser hired me to eat Peach and Kylie Koopa and defeat the Marios, but I threw Kylie and Peach up and the Marios whooped my butt.
Chase: (No duh!) Go on.
Petey: Next, I was in Mario Hoops 3-on-3 as a basket. I didn't like that.
Chase: (Your mouth is so big, it's no wonder!) Yes.
Petey: Bowser then hired me again in Mario Pinball Land as a boss to keep Mario away from the castle. I failed again.
CHase: (I hate that, cuz you're my favorite character!) Yup.
Petey: I was then in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! as an enemy. Nothing special. Next was Mario Sunshine, my most notable game, where I fought Mario twice. In Super Princess Peach, I was the first boss. Peach even defeated me. I think that's it.
Chase: Well. Do you have any brothers?
Petey: Two. My older one, Lava Piranha, is 357. My younger one, Naval Piranha, is 355. We're all a year apart.
Chase: What's your favorite game?
Petey: I really like Mario Superstar Baseball, actually.
Chase: Cool. What attacks can you use on enemies?
Petey: I can do this tornado move where I spin around and form a mini-tornado. I can fly and spit goop on the ground at the same time. Oh, and I can spit goop on the ground.
Chase: You said that.
Petey: Yeah, I can spit while flying, and while not flying. A talent, really.
Chase: (...) Uh... Audience questions. Seat 7.
Goomba: What is your least favorite game?
Petey: I hate Super Mario Bros. It's too hard.
Chase: Seat 13.
Bogmire: Who is your favorite Koopa Troop minion?
Petey: Well, if it can't be me, then Piranha Plant, because it's related to me. (It's my eternal slave.)
Chase: Seat 2.
Mallow: Are you appearing in any upcoming games?
Petey: As a matter of fact, yes. I'm gonna be the first boss in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Chase: Last question. Seat 4.
Mimi: Why do you wear that UGLY swimsuit?
Petey: Err...
(Petey's face turns red.)
Petey: Um... Sorry, I can't answer that.
Chase: We're out of time. LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO PETEY PIRANHA! WOOHOO!
(Nobody claps.)
Petey: (bowing) Thank you! Thank you!
Random Boo in audience: Boo! You stink!
Petey: Why you little-
CHase: Okay folks, that's it for this week. Join us next time when I interview Smithy!
(Petey and the Boo are fighting.)
Chase: Err, uh... END TRANSMISSION!
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