Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: This place is cool!
Fireball: I know it is, Mario.
Bowser: Just tell us who the guest is.
Fireball: Why are you in a rush?
Bowser: I’ve got to steal Peach soon.
Fireball: I see.
Bowser: Yeah.
Peach: Now I know.
Fireball: Know what?
Peach: I don't know.
Fireball: Well my guest is...
(Drumroll…)
Fireball: Bowser Jr!
Bowser: Hahahahahahahaha! His name starts with Bowser!
Fireball: So does yours.
Bowser: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Fireball: How sad.
Mario: Indeed.
(Bowser Jr. comes in)
Bowser Jr: Yo, fans.
Fireball: You have no fans, dumbo. Well, maybe some…
Bowser Jr: Go on.
Fireball: That’s it.
Bowser Jr: Oh.
Fireball: Frist question (not Q for once), how did you like making your debut in Mario Sunshine?
Bowser Jr: Great! I got to steal Peach for my first time.
Mario: But at the end, guess who won!
Bowser Jr: *sigh* You.
Mario: That’s right! Go me! Go me!
Wario: This is more pointless than the time I was in Wario the Robber.
Fireball: We’re cutting back on flashbacks.
Wario: But we only used one flashback.
Fireball: Well we need money.
Wario: You get paid?
Fireball: I think. Well, anyway, next question. How do you feel about not being in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?
Bowser Jr: Horrible! I should be in it! I would be the best! And who’s Sonic?
Fireball: I have no idea.
Sonic: I'm the hedgehog!
Everyone: ...
Sonic: In the Sega games.
Fireball: GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(Sonic runs away with his weird speed)
Fireball: Next question, do you think you could beat Mario next time?
Bowser Jr: It depends if I have weapons.
Fireball: No.
Bowser Jr: No.
Mario: Go me! Go me!
Bowser Jr: SHUT UP!!!
Mario: Yes sir.
Bowser Jr: Thanks.
Mario: Welcome.
Fireball: Next question, what happened to your brush?
Bowser Jr: I still have it... I just don't use it anymore.
Fireball: Good enough.
Bowser Jr: Really?
Fireball: Yes.
Bowser Jr: Ok then.
Fireball: Next question, do you think you could beat Luigi?
Bowser Jr: Yeah!
Fireball: Ok then.
Luigi: NO WAY!!!
Bowser Jr: Yes way.
Luigi: A duel!
(They have a duel and Bowser Jr. wins)
Luigi: ...
Bowser Jr: Sweet.
Fireball: Let’s ask the guys and gals out there, shall we?
Bowser Jr: Sure.
Fireball: Seat 627.
Wario: How come your brothers and sister don't notice you?
Bowser Jr: They do sometimes.
Wario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Fireball: Seat 72.
Waluigi: Why don't you try to go against Mario anymore?
Bowser Jr: I'm working on a plan.
Waluigi: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Fireball: Let’s try seat 27.
Hooktail: Would you use me in your army?
Bowser Jr: No.
Hooktail: Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Fireball: You’re banned.
Hooktail: Why?
Fireball: You crushed my Interview place.
Hooktail: Away I go.
(Hooktail then leaves)
Fireball: Seat 6,731.
Bowser: I'm proud of you not putting that loser in our army. And how come you don't help me in Mario Power Tennis?
Bowser Jr: Thanks, and you didn't tell me about it.
Bowser: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Slim (the Pixl): Who’s your favorite Koopaling?
Bowser Jr: Lemmy and Roy. Lemmy is cool and Roy is strong.
Slim: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Fireball: Well that’s all for today, folks.
Mario: Dang!
Fireball: I know, Mario. Well, see you all next time! End transmission.
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