Lemmybot: Hello, and welcome to Lemmy’s Interview Show!

(Lemmybot explodes.)

Black Yoshi: Where is Lemmy anyway? Not important. So today my assistant Life and I will interview Belome.

(Stewie drags Belome in wearing a muzzle.)

Black Yoshi: Why is he wearing a muzzle?

Stewie: He says he eats Yoshis.

(Half the audience leaves.)

Life: All right, first question: Why do you eat everything?

Belome: Not everything, just colorful things. You see, I have this bad eyesight. Anything that’s colorful looks like food to me!

Black Yoshi: Is that why you ate everyone in SMRPG?

Belome: Yes.

(Belome falls down crying.)

Black Yoshi: Were you anyone’s pet?

Belome: Yes, Smithy’s. But I ran away and got into a fight with Mario! After I saw how fat he, or the apple, was, I was scarred for life!

Life: So you thought Mario was an apple?

Belome: Yes.

Black Yoshi: Where do you live now?

Belome: I live with Bowser as his royal pet.

Life: Then how come you haven’t been in any games?

Belome: I just moved in with him after Yoshi’s Island 2 was made. I plan to be in a game where you have to go into Bowser’s castle.

Black Yoshi: Time for audience questions! Seat 62!

Dr. Evil: I have captured Austin Powers’s mojo and I wil use it to take over the world!

Black Yoshi: Good. Now go tell the police.

(Dr. Evil runs outside and police sirens are heard.)

Life: Seat 34.

Luigi: What are those markings on you?

Belome: Smithy had a kid and he drew these on me. He died of a heart attack shortly thereafter. Or did he?

(Stewie steps away slowly.)

Life: Seat 34

Hitler: Shnitzel!

(Hitler’s seat falls into the Pit of Death.)

Black Yoshi: What is this, Villains Anonymous?

(He looks at the audience and they are all either villains from movies or world dictators.)

Stewie: Can I ask a question?

Black Yoshi: Fine.

Stewie: What is your weakness?

Belome: Poisoned food.

Life: Oh! I see someone! Seat 10.

Mallow: Why are you so fat and ugly?

(Stewie ties Mallow to his chair and takes the muzzle off Belome, who lunges at Mallow.)

Mallow: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Life: End Transmission.

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