(Anti Dude, everyone else in the Interview crew, and half the audience are in casts and hospital beds after what happened during the last Interview.)
Anti Dude: Who said that?
(No one.)
Anti Dude: I know someone is narrating this!
(Yeah, I am. You have to interview someone.)
Anti Dude: Awww, not today!
(Yes, today. The readers aren't supposed to know I exist, so don't talk about me anymore.)
Anti Dude: Who are we interviewing?
(Amp.)
Anti Dude: Okay. Uhhhhh, we're holding a contest. Whoever I choose will interview the Amp.
(The audience sit quietly and raises their hands, except for a Magikoopa who is screaming "PICK ME!" and jumping out of his seat.)
Anti Dude: You, Magikoopa, come on up.
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(The interview isn't over yet!)
Anti Dude: Awwwww. What's your name, Magikoopa?
Magikoopa: Phil.
(Phil takes out a club and whacks Anti Dude on the head with it.)
Anti Dude: Ow! What was that for?
Phil: I dunno.
Anti Dude: I already hate you.
Amp: Ahem?!
Phil: Oh yeah, questions. What's up with the electricity?
Amp: I'm sorta like a battery, I guess.
Phil: You're boring. Why are you round?
Amp: Why is the sky blue?
Phil: I'm the one who asks the questions, Bub!
Amp: I meant I'm not sure. Probably so electricity conducts better.
Phil: Why were you in a pyramid in Super Mario 64?
Amp: Uh... um... Phone a friend!
Phil: This is not Who Wants to be a Millionare!
(The Amp is already on the phone.)
Amp: So, lunch on Friday? Thanks, Martha.
Phil: What? Who were you talking to?
Amp: Martha Stewart.
Phil:...
Amp: Oh yeah, the question. Cuz Bowser put us there. And some Amps live there.
Phil: Audience questions! Seat FASTESTMOUSEINALLOFMEXICO.
Speedy Gonzales: What is your top speed?
Anti Dude: Why do Looney Tunes characters keep making cameos?
(I dunno, cuz I feel like it.)
Amp: My top speed is 10 mph.
Speedy: I'm faster than thaaat!
Amp: Oh yeah?
(Speedy and Amp run down the hall, which is not a good thing to do in a hospital. Several screams are heard.)
Phil: GET BACK HERE!
Speedy and Amp: Yessir.
Phil: Seat TWINKLETWINKLELITTLESTAR.
Random Luma: What would your RPG stats be?
Amp: Attack 4, Defense 2, HP 6.
Phil: Seat OMYDADITHINKTHATSDAD
Shigeru Miyamato: I created you. I OWN YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Phil: Seat HIPOCRATICPOLITICIAN.
Al Gore: I created Amps!
Shigeru: No, I created Amps!
(Al and Shigeru proceed to duke it out.)
Phil: Seat INEEDTOLAYOFFTHEJELLYDONUTS.
Gourmet Guy: Are you born with powers of electricity?
Amp: No, we get it once we are conducted off stuff.
Phil: Seat REALLYBIGBULLY.
Roy: Can I plug my iPod into you?
Amp: Yeah, but it would hurt.
(A scream is heard and Roy is listening to his iPod with it plugged into the Amp.)
Anti Dude: Well, the Interview is over. Everybody leave!
(The audience leaves.)
Anti Dude: Phil, I hate you. Leave and don't come back.
(Anti Dude is hit by a bus.)
Anti Dude: We're on the second floor!
(Anti Dude is hit by another bus.)
Anti Dude: I'll kill whoever is doing this!
(Anti Dude is hit by another bus.)
Anti Dude: What's next, a giant cat?
(Anti Dude is hit by a bus and a giant cat. Phil starts laughing uncontrollably.)
Anti Dude: I'll kill you as soon as I'm out of this full-body cast!
Bon Von Bone: According to the contract, he has interviewed someone so he is offically part of the cast.
Anti Dude: Were you ever here before?
Bon Von Bone: Yes, I am very silent.
Anti Dude: I figure it will all be explained sooner or later.
Will it be explained? WIll anyone ever find out who I am? How did a bus hit Anti Dude on the second floor? Why am I asking you all these questions? All will be explained in the next Interview (maybe)!
(End Transmission!)
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