Awful-fay: Ello-hay, oday-tay I interview Arry-lay.
Oom-Bay: Op-stay e-thay Ig-pay Atin-lay.
Fawful: All right, today I interview Larry! Yay!
Boom: The newspaper says that you inherit the studio, since the old director died!
Fawful: Double-yay!
Boom: … And we replaced the narrator…
Fawful: Triple-yay!
Boom: …with that director that fired you for screwing up on a flashback!
Fawful: Quadruple-yahhhhhhh!
(Fawful is seen banging his head into the wall.)
Fawful: No I’m not! I’m trying to think of a happy place!
(Yes you are, now silence while I try to takeover your children’s minds! The channel switches to Teletubbies.)
Fawful: AAAAHHHH!!! Make it stop!!!
Boom: I have dropped an anvil on him!
(No you didn’t, I AAAAaAaAHHHHHH!!! Splat.)
Boom: Good thing the old narrator’s back.
Fawful: Roll film! Hello, and welcome to…
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Fawful: Go bother Dark Koopa… or else.
(Fawful digs through his pockets, and realizes something.)
Fawful: That would be a gazillion-dollar fine for burning my paycheck-
(Lemmy is missing! Larry enters.)
Fawful: Today I interview Larry koopa! So Larry, what is your most useful gadget?
Larry: My wand. It has invisibility hexes, silent passage, and even sense boosters in it! But Ludwig says it’s broken.
Fawful: Can I have it?
Larry: What’s in it for me?
Fawful: Passage out.
(Two Glitz Pitz security guards are seen guarding the door.)
Larry: (reluctantly) Okay…
Fawful: Quintuple-yay! Okay, now what is your favorite Koopaling?
Larry: Larry.
Fawful: Sorry, dumb question. Now Boom, ask a question, or else…
Boom: Hmmmm… I’ll take the or else
(Fawful holds up a newly printed $–1,000,000 paycheck.)
Boom: Waaaah! Ink is scary!
Waluigi: I agree!
Iggy: Hey, that’s my line!
Podoboo: My printer! What have you done?! *sob*
Boom: I’ll ignore that. Fine, Larry, how can you be sooo stupid?
(Larry pulls out an “I’m weak, not stooped!” permit.)
Boom: Then why did you misspell the word “stupid”?
Fawful: You know, Lemmy types those?
Boom: Makes sense.
You know: Were you talking to me?
Fawful: Guards!
(Guards come crashing through the 4th wall, and drag You know away.)
You know: I’ll get you, Fawful Powers!
(Giant milk cartons come out of nowhere and squish the audience.)
Fawful: You’re cheesing off Dark Koopa.
(Who cares?)
Boom: Who’s Dark Koopa?
Audience (at different times): Beats me.
Larry: Ask a question.
Fawful: What is your favorite food?
Larry: Meat. I don’t like to kill plants
Boom: Who is your favorite Mario gang member?
Larry: Mario. I can easily pummel him.
Fawful: Why Grass Land? Pipe Land has more plants!
Larry: (mockingly) Oldest child first hmph.
Fawful: Man, this Interview’s long!
Boom: Yeah, just look at how small that little rectangle between the up and down arrow on the side of the page is!
(Milk cartons galore.)
Fawful (wedged between two milk cartons): Audience… Mphh… questions…
Boom: Seat Pi.
Mr. L: Hey! You stole that gag!
Boom: So what?
Podoboo: Yes! I have got one step closer to my ultimate goal, saying three lines in this cheesy thing!
Boom: …
Fawful: Don’t count on it…
Podoboo: Achieval!
(Boom pulls out his Nuclear Cannon.)
Boom: Ask the question before I pull the trigger!
Podoboo: Oh no! Four lines! Anyway, do I ask stupid questions?
Larry: You just answered that.
Podoboo: Grr… Oh no! Five lines!
Fawful: Seat 45.
Mario: Do you like cheese?
Larry: No, it tastes like-
Bullet Bill: Aluminum!
Larry: Yes…
Boom: Seat 56.
Goomba: What is your favorite baddie?
Larry: The Putrid Piranha. It would have been Petey, but he works with Bowser Jr.
Fawful: Seat 75.
3 Quarters: Do ya know where my missing part is?
(Larry makes a Putrid Piranha eat him.)
Boom: Seat 1.
Mii: What does a Putrid Piranha like to eat?
Larry: You.
(The plant warps to him and eats him.)
Lemmy: End Trans-
(Mario jumps on Lemmy, thus initiating a boss battle.)
Mario: It’s-a me! Mario!
Fawful: This ought to be good.
(Cheesy boss music starts up, and popcorn and Chuckola Cola appear in everyone’s seats.)
Mario: Cheese!
(Mario hops on Lemmy and off onto a balcony seat, stealing some cheese.)
Cheese: Helllllllpppppppp!!! HHEE…
(Mario takes a huge bite out of the cheese, and throws it away. Wario bursts through the wall and tramples Mario.)
Wario: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha!!!
Everyone: o_0
Wario: Bye-bye!
(Wario throws a smoke bomb, and vanishes!)
Fawful: Awww… Mario lost.
Bowser: He was a bad Koopa… *sniff*
(A Poison Mushroom falls on Lemmy and revives him.)
Bowser: Go! Multiple! Lives! Hug!!!
Lemmy: No! Spiked! Bracelets! Aaaaaahhh!!!
(Lemmy runs away, chased by Bowser)
Boom: One. Word. Sentences. Rule!
Remaining Piece of Cheese: End. Transmission.
Count Blacula: Not so RANDOM DISTRACTION!
Fawful: We scheduled that.
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