We now bring you to your Summer Olympic Sportscasters...
Jimma: Hello everyone, and welcome to our show. I'm Jimma the Goomba, here with Bobba the Boo and Steve the Koopa Troopa.
Bobba: Hello everyone.
Steve: Today is a great day for sports!
Jimma: I couldn't have put it better myself, Steve. So I'm going to ask the question on all our minds, how long have you guys been itching for a coffee?
Bobba: I gotta tell you, I hadn't had one until this afternoon, I had a drink and it tasted horrible. It wasn't the way to start the day, and I'm sure this has troubled many sports players here at the Summer Olympics.
Steve: I missed my morning coffee, and I sure was grumpy. Let’s check our instant replay of my walk home the other day.
CAMERA FOOTAGE
Steve: Here I am, walking, and then BAM! I take a look to the left to see the store where I get my coffee supplies, and then before I know it, I ignore the store and keep walking home.
END OF CAMERA FOOTAGE
Jimma: A strange choice of words, saying "coffee supplies"?
Steve: I have to tell you, I don't have a clue what I buy for coffee.
Bobba: I have to ask you guys, did you see what happened at today's events?
Jimma: I sure did, I couldn't believe what happened.
Steve: I couldn't believe it when I saw it, I didn't even know it was possible!
Jimma: This would be a good time for a break, everyone.
Bobba: This just in, it isn't time for a break.
Steve: I gotta say, whenever I heard it was time for break, I was a bit surprised. The rebound of it not being a break was more of a shock though.
Jimma: Let’s go down to the Swimming event, with our sportscaster, Damp the Dry Bones.
Damp: Hello guys, I'm here down at the Swimming event, look at those swimmers go!
Bobba: Actually, you're standing right next to us.
Steve: In my ear, in fact! You’re ruining a perfectly good ear!
Damp: Sorry guys, but water is no place for a Dry Bones to be.
Jimma: Well said.
Bobba: And well put at that.
Jimma: This just in, news coming over at the Snowboarding event! Over to you, This Guy the Shy Guy.
CAMERA CHANGES TO... THIS GUY
This Guy: Hello guys, I'm here at the Snowboarding event, and what a win it was for, Luigi, who won the gold for the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm here with Luigi now.
Luigi: Hello, This Guy!
This Guy: How does it feel to win?
Luigi: What kind of question is that?
This Guy: Thanks for your time, Luigi!
Luigi: But-
BACK TO JIMMA, BOBBA, AND STEVE
Steve: It must be difficult to snowboard when there's no snow!
Jimma: The Summer Olympics have no limits to what sports are in it. You have to love it, folks!
Bobba: This just in, coffee was just brewed for us.
Coffees are handed to the sportscasters.
Bobba: I don't care for this coffee!
Bobba throws his coffee across the room.
Steve: You just ruined a perfectly good game of coffee drinking!
Jimma: This is getting out of hand, folks, let’s go to break!
Bobba: This just in, it is not time for break!
Steve: The surprises just keep coming, you don't want to miss any of this, people!
Jimma: News just in once again, our sportscaster, Jenna the Koopa, is with a Hobo Goomba. Over to you, Jenna.
CAMERA CHANGES TO JENNA
Jenna: What do you think of the Summer Olympics so far?
Hobo Goomba: Give me another dime.
Jenna: Back to you guys.
CAMERA CHANGES BACK TO JIMMA, BOBBA, AND STEVE
Steve: Let’s head down to the Football game!
Bobba: News in, Football is not an Olympic sport!
Steve: This is a shock to all of us!
Jimma: It actually isn't, because everyone knows that it wasn't one in the first place!
Steve: I didn't, and I'm outraged! I have a passion for the sport! I've been the leader in Fantasy Football for five years in a row! As a fan and professional, this is ridiculous!
Jimma: Let’s go back to an event-
Steve: Why isn't Football an Olympic sport?! I will hand out petitions if I have to!
Jimma: As I was saying, let’s go back to an event that happened yesterday when the Koopa Troop won the gold medal in Basketball because of Bowser's leadership.
REPLAY OF CAMERA FOOTAGE
Bobba: Look here! Bowser has no one to pass to, what can you do? I'll tell you, Bowser crushed everyone by stomping on them to get a slam dunk!
Steve: Let’s reshow this footage a bunch of times to get the point across!
Bobba: That sounds good to me, Steve!
FOOTAGE REPLAYED A LOT
Bobba: You have to wonder if the ref was watching or if he was just biased towards Bowser’s team!
Jimma: Don't be bringing the refs into this, Bobba. This happens every time you talk about Basketball!
Bobba: You just have to wonder why the ref allowed this. Can we just show the footage of what the ref is doing? What? What do you mean we don't have footage of what the ref is doing?
Steve: This just in, we do have footage!
FOOTAGE OF REF SLEEPING WHILE BOWSER CRUSHES OTHER PLAYERS
Bobba: Look at the ref, pretending to be asleep! How low can you go! How much was he paid off?!
Jimma: Look, the ref was just-
Steve: WHY ISN'T FOOTBALL AN OLYMPIC SPORT?!
Jimma: Before this gets out of hand, let’s go to Rappa the Boo!
Rappa: Yo, how it going down there, Jimma?
Jimma: Not too bad, Rappa.
Rappa: Yeah, this guy looked at me funny, so I scared him.
Jimma: Just fantastic, Rappa, but why don't you tell us what happened sports-wise?
Rappa: Couldn't tell, I was talking to some pretty girls.
Jimma: So you can't tell us anything?
Rappa: No.
Jimma: Terrific.
Bobba: This is brought to you by Ham Sandwiches! Hmm, that was some good ham!
Steve: What kind of line is that? Who wrote that? I can't believe anyone would buy that! The offense does poorly and so does the defense. I'm surprised the team has even gone this far, to the big leagues even!
Jimma: Great to see you're over the Football thing, Steve!
Steve: I'm not!
Jimma: Let’s go down to the hockey rink for some hockey action!
EMPTY ARENA
Bobba: I gotta say, it sure is empty in there!
Steve: This is what happens when hockey isn't a Summer Olympic sport!
Jimma: What's that? Look, it's the janitor!
Bobba: Look at the way he's sweeping the floor where the seats are! Notice how he sweeps in one direction, and with such force that the dirt has no way of escaping!
Steve: Look at how he just swept it into the pan, and oh my goodness, right in the garbage! What a strong performance!
Jimma: The strongest I've seen in ages, that was amazing!
Bobba: This just in, my house was robbed. Over to you, Tubba Blubba.
Tubba: Thanks guys, I'm here at Bobba's house where it was robbed recently.
Bobba: What was taken from the house, Tubba?
Tubba: How should I know, I've never been in your house.
Bobba: Does anything look out of place?
Tubba: It looks like a TV was taken from off that wall.
Bobba: No, that's just a normal wall.
Tubba: Oh.
Jimma: You don't know what was taken, do you, Tubba?
Tubba: I'm pretty sure somebody did rob this place. The cops should be here any minute.
Cop #1: So, this place was robbed?
Tubba: Yes, I called.
Cop #2: Trying to cover it up, eh? You’re under arrested for robbery, looking at me funny, and resisting arrest!
Tubba: I'm not resisting-
Cop #1: Help, we’re going to need some backup, he's a dangerous one!
Tubba: But-
CAMERA BACK TO JIMMA, BOBBA, AND STEVE
Bobba: I can't believe it, Tubba stole stuff from my house!
Steve: It's always good to go with a game plan of what you're doing, Tubba didn't do this and got caught right in the middle of the action!
Jimma: We now head over to the Darts events, here is Danny the Hammer Bro!
Danny: Hello fellas, I'm here with silver medal winner, Waluigi. How does it feel to get silver, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Wah, Waluigi wanted-
Danny: Oh, I see you’re happy with it.
Waluigi: No, I'm not-
Danny: Back over to you fellas, Waluigi is about to burst into tears of happiness!
Waluigi: You'll be bursting into tears-
CAMERA BACK TO JIMMA, BOBBA, AND STEVE
Steve: Wait, even Darts is an Olympic sport? Tell me this isn't happening! When did this happen?
Jimma: Last year, Steve, it was part of a really long paper. I would break the play of it down for you, but we don't have enough time for that.
Bobba: Actually, we do, Jimma!
Jimma: You do it for us then, Bobba.
Bobba: I'm still not emotionally stable because my house was recently robbed!
Steve: FOOTBALL NEEDS TO BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT!
Jimma: Let’s now look back at the footage of Bowser winning the gold medal for his Basketball team!
FOOTAGE SHOWN OF THIS
Bobba: Wait, didn't we already show this?
Jimma: You know what, you're right, Bobba!
Bobba: The ref was paid off, I tell you!
Steve: You have to wonder if the ref feels good about himself for doing that!
Jimma: Don't tell me you agree with Bobba, Steve?
Steve: Bobba makes a lot of sense in this situation, I can't see how the ref wasn't paid off.
Jimma: You two are a pair made for each other, this is unbelievable that you two would accuse of such a thing!
Bobba: The truth hurts, Jimma! THE TRUTH HURTS!
Steve: This is getting way out of hand! What happened to the coffee I was given earlier?
Bobba: I threw it away too!
Steve: Why you!
Steve and Bobba get into a fight
Jimma: This is getting way out of hand! This just in, the ref calling the Basketball match was paid off by Bowser's team!
Bobba: I told you he was paid off!
Steve: Never trust a ref wearing stripes, I always say!
Jimma: Why did you guys stop fighting?
Bobba: That's all in the past, Jimma!
Steve: You should have seen the rights, then a left, then another left! What a beating I took!
Jimma: Well, it’s time for us to get going, everyone!
Bobba: No, it actually isn't!
Jimma: Yes it actually is, Bobba!
Bobba: My bad!
Jimma: Yes it was, remember to rewatch That's Sportscasters 2 Nite for all your sports highlights! This is Jimma the Goomba, saying for Bobba the Boo and Steve the Koopa Troopa, thanks for watching!
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