Bowser: Clawdia, have you seen my money?
Clawdia: What money?
Bowser: My money. It was sitting on this counter just about an hour ago.
Clawdia: Well that'll teach you not to leave money laying in the open with seven kids.
Bowser: Grrr... What about me? I guess no one wants to show ME any respect.
Clawdia: I show you respect.
Bowser: I'm gonna find out who stole my money!
Clawdia: Wasn't me.
Later...
Bowser: Lemmy!
Lemmy: Aaah! Oh. Hey Dad-
Bowser: Don't Hey Dad me!
Lemmy: What, did Mom push you outta bed this morning?
Bowser: Oh, so you're the one who stole my money!
Lemmy: What money?
Bowser: Don't play innocent with me! I know it was you!
Lemmy: Dad, I've been with Iggy since 9 AM. I was out of the house the whole time!
Bowser: So if you didn't do it then who did?
Lemmy: Booohabulah!!!
Bowser: ?
Bowser goes to Roy's room.
Bowser: So it was you, huh?
Roy: What?
Bowser: I thought you were my son!
Roy: Huh?
Bowser: And you turn around and do this to me!
Roy: ‘Scuse me?
Bowser: Gimme my money!
Roy: Look, I just got up, and the LAST thing I need is some stank breath Koopa to be yelling the crust outta my eye!
Bowser: Who you calling stank breath? So if it wasn't you, then who was it?
Bowser goes to Ludwig's room.
Ludwig: Outta my way!
Bowser: What do you think you’re doing?! Come back here! Gimme my money!
Ludwig: Sorry: Gotta hit the toilet!
Later...
Ludwig: Woo wee! I wouldn't go in there for a couple of decades!
Bowser: That's just disgusting!! Now hand it over, smarty!
Ludwig: Hand what over?
Bowser: My money!
Ludwig: I didn't take your money!
Bowser: Then who did?!
Ludwig: How am I supposed to know?!
Bowser: Grrr....
Bowser goes to Morton's room.
Bowser: Big Mouth!
Morton: Hey Dad what are you doing can I help and also join or in other words-
Bowser: Gimme my money!
Morton: Money what money am I getting paid-
Bowser: Forget it!
*slam*
Bowser: If it wasn't Moron, Ludwig, Lemmy or Iggy, or Roy... *snap* Larry!
Bowser goes to Larry's room.
Bowser: Okay plant boy, spill it!
Larry pours his pesticide on the floor.
Bowser: No! I mean gimme my money!
Larry: Daaaaaaaad, where are your manners?
Bowser: Manners? Manners! I'll show you manners!
Bowser grabs Larry by the neck and pins him against the wall.
Larry: *choke* Help! He- Aah!
Bowser: Either you gimme my money or I'll cut off that plant's arm!
Larry: No! Not that one!
Bowser: I won’t do anything if you gimme my money!
Larry: What money?!
Bowser: Don't play dumb! Give me my money that you stole!
Larry: I have no reason to steal!
Bowser: Gimme! 1... 2... 3!
Plant: Give him the money, Larry!
Larry: *gasp*
*snip*
Larry: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Bowser: Now do you want to confess, or do I have to cut of another plant's head?
Larry: Okay! She forced me!
Bowser: Who, Clawdia?
Larry: No, Wendy!
Bowser: I knew it!
Larry: *shiver*
Clawdia walks in.
Clawdia: What's with all the yelling?
Larry: *shiver, sniff, shiver*
Bowser: Where's that unbelievable daughter of yours?!
Clawdia: Who, Wendy?
Bowser: No, the ice cream man! Yes Wendy!
Clawdia: She went to the mall.
Bowser: Larry! Come with me! LEMMY!!!
Clawdia: My ears!
Lemmy rolls in.
Lemmy: I was in the NEXT room!
Clawdia: Come with me to the mall! Maybe she hasn't spent much of it.
Lemmy: Who, Mom?
Clawdia: I'm standing right here!
Bowser: No, stealer!
Lemmy: Okay...
At the mall...
Bowser: Where is she?!
Lemmy: Probably in a girl’s store.
Bowser: Oh look! She's over there with her friends!
*tape pauses*
Chris: I don't know why I always have someone in a mall scene and they always appear instantly, but I just get lazy. Continue.
*tape plays*
Bowser: Now you guys go hide in that bush! I'll swipe out the scene. Here are some walkie-talkies-
*tape pauses*
Chris: Again, I don't know why I always use walkie-talkies but I just get lazy. Continue.
*tape plays*
Bowser: -so we can communicate! And Chris, stop interrupting!
Chris: Eat my-
Bowser: Don't say it!
Bowser walks over to Wendy.
Wendy: So Dumb Dad let me steal his money. And now, I'm rich!
The other girls laugh. Bowser walks up to Wendy dressed as a girl.
Bowser: *girly* Oh it is so funny how we make our dads look like fools!
Wendy: ... Who in the world are you?
Bowser: ... My name is... Bowletta.
Wendy: I don't know you! Freak!
Wendy and her friends run away.
Bowser: *normal* Grrr...
Lemmy: Hey Dad, can I go home?
Bowser: No! New plan, Lemmy: Ambush Wendy! Larry: Jump up and down naked in front of her friends to distract them!
Lemmy: Yay!
Larry: No!
Bowser: Do it or I won’t pay you!
Larry: *sigh* Fine! *grumble*
Later...
Wendy: So I was like-
Lemmy: Raaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
The girls start screaming/
Wendy: Lemmy! Get off me!
Larry: Hey girls! Look at me!
Girls: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! A naked turtle!
Larry: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Bowser walks in front of Wendy. Lemmy and Larry stand beside him.
Bowser: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I caught you! Now! Gimme my money!
Wendy: W-w-what money?
Bowser: MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!
Wendy: I- I SPENT IT!
Bowser: OH YOU"RE GONNA GIVE ME MY MONEY!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!
One month Leyta...
Bowser: Okay people! My assistant Wendy will announce the next item!
Wendy: No!!!
Bowser: That's right!! 5 pink dresses for 1 coin!
Crowd: *shouting*
Lemmy: I want them!
Kissy: Give them to meeee!!!
Susan: What about your favorite cousin?
Bowser: Two free lipsticks!
Wendy: Not free!
Clawdia: Me! Me!
Lemmy: Over here!
(toss)
Lemmy: Woo!
Bowser: We've got it all here, folks!
Wendy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: So buy some today!
Crowd: *cheering*
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