One day Lemmy and Iggy decided they were hungry.
Lemmy: I’M HUNGRY!!!
Iggy: Me too. What should we get?
Lemmy: ANYTHING!!! I’M STARVING!!!
Iggy: YOU DON’T NEED TO SHOUT!!!
Lemmy: Oh, ok.
Iggy: Should we get some candy?
Lemmy:....Meh, fine. Skittles?
Iggy: M&Ms?
Lemmy: Lollipops?
Iggy: Big swirly ones?
Lemmy: Yeah!!!
Lemmy and Iggy go to a Wal-Mart, only to learn...
Lemmy and Iggy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OUT OF LOLLIPOPS?!
Worker guy: Oh, those two bought them all.
The worker guy points behind Lemmy and Iggy at...
Lemmy: Hey, aren’t you going to SHARE those?
Wendy: No.
Morton: We don’t want to because we bought them all and you didn’t buy any but I hear they have more at Meijer or maybe Target, but I don’t know. Why did we come to Wal-Mart anyway? That defines the laws of physics, but I don’t know what physics are so I don’t know what I’m talking about and-
Wendy stuffs a lollipop in Morton’s mouth. Morton pulls it out.
Morton: Ew, this is a dirt-flavored lollipop. Who makes dirt-flavored lollipops anyway? I think Fawful did or Mr. L or...
Morton continues talking about many villains while Lemmy and Iggy run off to Meijer.
At Meijer...
Lemmy: NONE IN STOCK?!
Worker Girl: We had to give some to Wal-Mart after two awesome, cool, and sweet Koopas bought every single lollipop. They offered to pay us. And-
Iggy: Wait a second...
Lemmy: You’re talking a LOT...
Iggy: And you seem familiar...
Lemmy: As if you’re Morton...
Iggy: IN A WIG!!!
Worker Girl takes off her hair to reveal she IS Morton in a wig!
Morton: Wendy told me to distract you so we could buy every lollipop here and not share and use them to make you do things for us. Now, I’m still not sharing until you-
Lemmy and Iggy run to the candy aisle.
Lemmy: Ha! We got here before Wendy!
Iggy: Grab all the lollipops you can and-
???: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Wendy, holding a rope, swings down with a sack and all the lollipops end up in the sack.
Iggy: Wait, that’s not possible to take ALL the lollipops in ONE swoop with ONE sack.
Wendy: Oh...
The sack explodes and all the lollipops and Bowser Jr. fall out of the sack.
Wendy: MORTON!!! Come get these lollipops before-
But it’s too late. Lemmy and Iggy grab as many lollipops as each of them can carry and run out the door.
Lemmy and Iggy: SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!
Wendy: Well, that stinks. They took all but 5 lollipops. Well Morton, we-
Random Worker: HEY YOU!!! You need to pay for all those lollipops your brothers stole!!!
Wendy: We don’t know them!
Random Worker: Well, too bad!!! You’ll need to wash dishes to pay for each of those lollipops!!!
Morton: Wait, this is a store, not a restaurant so why do you have dishes? That is a question I wanna know. And how did Bowser Jr. get in the sack anyway? We should ask him. Hey Jr... Wendy, Jr. just grabbed the rest of the lollipops and ran after Lemmy and Iggy and-
Wendy: SHUT IT!!!
Results:
Lemmy and Iggy: They ran off somewhere and ate the lollipops until Jr. came. Then they went back to Meijer to laugh at Wendy and Morton.
Wendy and Morton: They had to wash dishes. I thought you knew that!
Ludwig: Wait, Ludwig wasn’t in the story...
Worker Guy, Worker Girl, and Random Worker: They all quit their jobs and started their own burger place.
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