Peach: Toad! You are the laziest servant in the entire castle!
Toad: ... BUT I'M YOUR ONLY SERVANT!
Peach: Exactly! Until you do better, I'm docking your pay!
Toad walked away, muttering stuff so vile that if I showed it, it would have been censored anyway.
Toad: Hmph. That jerk. I always pull my weight for her. I wish there was a way I could get revenge WITHOUT getting thrown into the dungeon and getting a pay dock.
He then walked by a bookstore. He stopped and looked at what was in the window: it was a copy of Bowser's Guide To: Kingdoms.
Toad: That's it! If I could make my own kingdom, I could go to war against Peach! That'll show that jerk!
He ran into the bookstore and purchased the copy of the book. To his disappointment, it only had a few pages, although this is unsurprising, seeing as it was written by Bowser himself.
Toad: Hmm... Okay, first, I have to build a castle.
However, he realized that he had wasted the week's pay on the book, so building a castle was out of the castle. Eventually he found a lonely treehouse in the forest.
Toad: Hey, that could be perfect.
???: Halt! This is my playground!
In came Jr. Troopa, apparently angry at Toad.
Toad: Woah! Can't I make my own kingdom without getting beat up?
Jr. Troopa: You're making your own kingdom?
Toad: Yeah, Peach is a jerk to me, so I'm making my own kingdom to rebel against her.
Jr. Troopa: Hmm... How about I lend you my entire playground, but in return, I get to be Vice President?
Toad: Deal.
So the deal was made, and Jr. Troopa's Playground became the capital of Toad's Kingdom, with a treehouse as a castle... Okay, this is lousy, but to get land for a kingdom in only 20 minutes is pretty impressive.
So Toad held a conference inside the treehouse to discuss matters.
Toad: All right, the book says we need some guards if we are to get anywhere.
Jr. Troopa: I have Goombas.
Toad: ... How many?
Jr. Troopa: ... Four.
Toad: Yeah, not good enough. Come help me put posters up in town.
A few hours later...
Toad: Thanks to all of you for coming. Together, we shall end the tyranny that is Princess Peach!
Blooper: Need... Water...
Birdo: What do you think of my bow?
Albatoss: I haven’t been in a game since Mario Bros. 2, so I sorta forgot everything...
Swooper: Is there going to be any danger?
Toad: ... &*$#.
Birdo: Toad! Language!
Toad: *sigh...* Okay, if we're going to get anywhere, we have to dig holes everywhere so invaders can't reach us.
A few more hours later...
Albatoss: Sir, I just received word from Sergeant Blooper that Soldier Swooper fell into a hole.
Toad: ... But... he... He can fly, right?
Albatoss shakes his head. Toad facepalms.
Toad: Ah well. We shall have a statue of him built as soon as we overrun Toad Town.
Swooper: BUT I'M STILL ALIVE!
Jr. Troopa: Yes! We shall honor his great loss for helping build the defenses of the land!
Later on...
Toad: Okay, now that we have built our defenses, I'll send you soldiers to takeover Toad Town. As soon as you do that, come back to the castle! Mario, while having the power to jump, can't climb very well! Now onwards! Do it for Toad Empire!
Everyone: YEEEEEEAH!
In Toad Town...
Albatoss: Um, hi. We're here to invade your kingdom, so-
Toad Guard: AHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE DESTROYED!
He then runs off screaming.
Jr Troopa: No wonder the princess gets kidnapped all of the time. How lame.
At Peach's Castle...
Toad Guard: Princess! We are under attack!
Peach: What? But isn't Bowser's next invasion scheduled for next week?
Toad Guard: Yeah! It's an entire new mercenary group! A huge amount of them came up to the gates and tortured me and all of the other guards with their power! They're bloodthirsty, dangerous, and heavily armed! We need Mario!
Peach: NO! For once, we shall take this group on with our might!
Toad Guard: Er... Don't you remember what happened the last time we went without Mario? The entire town took weeks to get rid of that horrible spider monster demon thing!
Peach: SILENCE! I agree! Dispatch Mario right away!
Toad Guard: *sigh...*
At Mario's House...
RING RING RING!
Mario: Grrr... Who's calling me while I'm sleeping? Hello?
Toad Guard On Phone: Mario! Toad Town has been attac-
Mario hangs up and goes back to sleep.
Meanwhile, in front of Peach's Castle...
Toad: Peach! I'm here to takeover your kingdom!
Peach: Oh, there you are, Toad! I need you to clean the basement for me!
Toad: Peach, I refuse to work for you anymore!
Peach: After you clean the basement, can you clean out the attic?
Toad: Let us in, or we'll burn this place to the ground!
Peach: Oh, and can you clean up the entire castle while you're at it?
Toad: That's it! I shall kidnap you! Team! Start Plan A!
Blooper: A stands for Awesome!
Toad: Shut it.
Toad gets on Birdo, carrying Blooper on his back. Jr. Troopa and Albatoss start flying and they pick them up, flying up to the window. Before they tire out and fall, Birdo jumps up, and Toad jumps off of her. He then takes Blooper off his back and throws one of his tentacles around a pole. Toad swings around the pole and flies into Peach's window. Upon his entrance he kicks Peach in the face.
Peach: Ow....
Toad: Fear the might of my kingdom! Surrender, Peach, or I'll... huh? ... Is that makeup?
Not-Peach: Ow, okay, you got me, I'm Daisy.
Toad: ... WHAT?!
Daisy: Yeah, Peach went on vacation months ago, so she told me to fill in as princess while she's gone.
Toad: So you were the one that's been acting like a jerk to me?
Daisy: Pretty much.
Toad: WHY?!
Daisy: ... Eh.
Toad: ... Well, I don't have a reason to takeover this kingdom anymore. I'm going now.
Daisy: Have fun with that.
So that ended the reign of Toad's kingdom, which was disbanded after 5 hours. Toad decided to go work at a coffee shop, Jr. Troopa got to keep the treehouse castle, while Birdo, Albatoss, and Blooper were in the hospital as unlike Jr. Troopa they had landed painfully in a field of Piranha Plants. Daisy in the meantime continued to rule in Peach's place until she realized that no one was running her kingdom and left. All was well in the world.
Swooper: Hello? I'm still stuck in this hole!
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