One day at Peach's Castle, Toad is seen scrubbing the floors.
Toad: "Clean this!", "You missed a spot!", I'm getting sick and tired of, Peach telling me everyday!
Toadsworth: Toad, stop talking to yourself... It's weird.
Toad: You talk to yourself.
Toadsworth: Don't switch the subject, Toad!
Toad: Fine, what is it this time? Go find something, get something, save something, patrol something, cook some food, what?
Toadsworth: Haven't you heard? Peach was stolen by Bowser a day ago.
Toad: That would explain why all the Toads are in a good mood.
Toadsworth: And there has been no sight of Mario! I fear he might be missing...
Toad: YES! A Plit without, Mario!
Toadsworth: Pass me that newspaper next to you, Toad.
Toad: Oh, sure.
Toad passes Toadsworth the newspaper. Toadsworth rolls the newspaper up and hits Toad over the head.
Toad: Ow! What was that for?
Toadsworth: For being an idiot. Without Mario, how will you get your paycheck? Without Mario, who will we ask to do meaningless jobs?
Toad: Usually I do the meaningless jobs...
Toadsworth: But with Master Mario!
Toad: *sigh* What do you want me to do about it?
Toadsworth: Go out and find him, then rescue the princess!
Toad: All right, fine...
Toad walks out of the castle
Toad: If I was Mario... where would I be...?
Toad walks out of Toad Town and into the forest to find 2 Paratroopas.
Toad: Have you seen Mario?
Paratroopa: I hate Mario, and you must be friends with him!
Paratroopa 2: Let’s get him.
The two Paratroopas beat up Toad and fly away
Toad: Ugh...
Toad then goes over to Mario's house
Toad: Luigi...
Luigi: Yes, Toad. What is it, another invite to Peach's party?
Toad: No, Parakarry does that.
Luigi: Oh yeah, come in.
Mario: Hey, Toad!
Toad: Mario! The whole town thinks you’re missing!
Mario: Maybe they think YOU’RE missing.
Toad: Mario, shut up and help me save the princess...
Mario: Why should I bother?
Toad: ... Because, if you do, I'll give you... *checks wallet* 7 coins.
Mario: Deal.
Toad: Ok then, lets get going.
Mario grabs a bucketfull of water with ice in it and pours the ice water all over Toad
Toad: ... MARIO!
Mario: That's my name!
Toad: What did you do that for?! I'm freezing!
Mario: I don't know.
Toad: Come on, let’s just save the princess already!
Mario: Fine, cranky Toad.
Toad: No comment...
So Mario and Toad leave Mario's house and head towards Bowser's Castle to go save the princess. They make it to Bowser's Castle and go up to the grand front door, seeing a Hammer Bro and a Blooper guarding the front gate.
Hammer Bro: Woah, you guys can't pass here!
Mario: Why not?
Blooper: Because, Lord Bowser will yell at us and call us mean names.
Mario: Ok... What if I came back in a Bowser suit?
Hammer Bro: We would probably believe you and let you in.
Blooper: Speaking of a Bowser suit, there's one right over there.
Mario: Okay... Now if only we could find a Bowser suit...
Toad: Mario, the Blooper just said there's one over there, let’s take it and-
Mario: Toad! I'm thinking...
Toad: I doubt it...
Mario: Hammer Bro and Blooper... what if I let you beat up Toad? Plus, give you 7 coins.
Hammer Bro: Well, I could let out some anger from beating up an innocent and harmless Toad.
Blooper: And we would get paid.
Toad: Wait... There has to be another way...
Mario: Sorry, Toad. You're going to have to take one for the team.
Toad: What are you, deaf? We could just take that Bowser suit over there, that isn't about, I don't know, five steps away!
Mario: What Bowser suit?
Toad: The one-
The Hammer Bro and Blooper start beating on Toad.
Blooper: Ok, I think we’re about done here.
Mario: Oh, there's a Bowser suit right over there... Why didn't you say anything, Toad?
Toad: *groan*
Mario: Come on, let’s get inside.
Mario walks inside and Toad crawls right behind him into the castle.
Lemmy: Oh, hey Mario and Toad!
Mario: Hi Lemmy!
Toad: *groan*
Lemmy: Well, I have to get going, I have a website to run!
Mario: Bye Lemmy!
Lemmy walks upstairs to his room and shuts the door
Mario: Isn't Lemmy one of a kind!
Toad: Yeah... You could say that...
Ludwig: Oh, hey guys. What is it this time? Crazy adventure, cake... stealing?
Mario: No, no, and no! We’re here to save Peach.
Ludwig: Oh, well King Dad is in the kitchen eating.
Mario: Thanks, Ludwig.
Ludwig: Wait a minute, why am I even helping the likes of you two?! I need to take a rest from experimenting and from lab work...
Ludwig walks upstairs
Mario: Let's go then.
Toad: Whatever...
Mario and Toad walk into the kitchen of the castle and see Bowser eating a sandwich.
Toad: (whispering) Now, we have to be very quiet, Mario. Understand?
Mario: YES TOAD!
Bowser: Hey, who's here? Mario and that little shrimp?
Toad: Please, it's Toad.
Bowser: Roar and stuff!
Bowser shoots a fireball aiming for Mario. Mario jumps the fireball... but Toad isn't so lucky...
Toad: OUCH! I'M ON FIRE!
Mario: Roll, Drop, and Stop!
Bowser: Drop, Stop, and Roll!
Toad: SOMEONE PUT ME OUT!
Roy comes from nowhere and throws some BBQ sauce on Toad
Toad: THAT'S NOT HELPING!
Mario throws some ice cubes, pieces of dirt, a rock, a camera, a shoe, some ice water, some ice water, and more ice water at Toad.
Toad: Ugh... Now... I'm... freezing.
Mario: Gee, make up your mind!
Roy: I'm leaving.
Roy leaves.
Bowser: Weird.
Mario: What did we come here for again?
Toad: We came for-
Mario: No, don't say it! We came here... for something.
Everyone: ...
Mario: For... Wendy?
Toad: No.
Mario: A rock?
Toad: Nope.
Mario: Bottle of water?
Toad: No.
Mario: zz1666?
Toad: No.
Mario: Dark Koopa?
Toad: No.
Mario: Fireball?
Toad: No.
Mario: Wii?
Toad: No.
Mario: Luigi?
Toad: No.
Mario: Daisy?
Toad: No.
Mario: Luigi?
Toad: Already said that.
Mario: Then I don't know.
Toad: We came here for Peach!
Bowser: Oh, she’s not here.
Toad: ... What?
Bowser: I kidnapped her, but then I had to stop to use the washroom. Next thing I know, she's gone.
Toad: *groan*
Bowser: Yeah... Get out of my castle.
Mario and Toad get out of the castle.
Toad: Hey, where's Peach then?
Mario: I don't know. Let's go back home.
Toad: Why?
Mario: Don't argue with me, Toad.
So Toad and Mario head back to Peach's Castle and go inside.
Toadsworth: Oh, there you boys are. You found Master Mario, Toad!
Toad: Yeah... I did.
Toadsworth: Peach is back home as well! Everything is back to normal.
Toad: Where's my reward for finding, Mario?
Toadsworth: Oh, I didn't say there would be a reward, promotion, nothing!
Toad: ... Darn, you're right... Well this didn't turn out good for me at all... again.
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