One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Toad was scrubbing the floors like always. Toadsworth came up to him with a letter in his hand.
Toadsworth: Toad, I have something for you!
Toad: Oh, what is it now?
Toadsworth slipped on the slippery floor
Toadsworth: Ouch, I do say! Were you trying to hurt me, Toad?
Toad: Not at all, I was-
Toadsworth: I'll let it slide this time, Toad. But if it ever happens again, you will be in big trouble.
Toad: Yes, now just tell me what you were going to say.
Toadsworth: Ah... yes. I have this letter for you from, Princess Peach.
Toadsworth gave Toad the letter, and Toad opened it up.
Toad: This is for me to get some food.
Toadsworth: Well, you have the honor of getting some food for the princess. She’s always wanted to try something new, and you and-
Toad: Oh no...
Toadsworth: -Master Mario shall go!
Toad: OH NO, anyone but Mario! I beg of you!
Toadsworth: Look, Toad. There is a reward if you get all the food in the letter.
Toad: There's always a reward!
Toadsworth: But this is a good reward!
Toad: Yeah, yeah. I just want to get this over with.
Mario: Hey, Toad!
Mario slapped Toad on the back.
Toad: MARIO! Your hand is freezing!
Mario: Must be, I put it in some ice water to see what would happen.
Toad: Moron.
Mario: No, it's Mario.
Toad: Moron.
Mario: No, say Mario.
Toad: Enough of this, let’s just get going.
Toad and Mario walked out the castle and Toad looked back at the letter.
Toad: "1 Hot Dog" ... I could just cook one right up.
Mario: No, silly. We have to go to the Glitz Pit!
Toad: ... Mario, do you know what the means? It means we have to sail to Rogueport, get a Blimp Ticket, and get all the way to the Pit and then back here; and that's not my idea of fun!
Mario: It will be fun, let's-a go!
Mario grabbed Toad's arm and headed to the dock.
Mario: Can we get a boat?
Koopa: Well, sure. That will be 30 coins!
Mario looked over at Toad
Toad: Oh, let me guess. You don't have any money!
Mario: Correct.
Toad: You're a hero, you should probably get around 900 coins per adventure!
Mario: I do, but then they go away afterward for some reason.
Toad: Fine!
Toad paid the Koopa 30 coins
Koopa: Here's your boat!
Toad: Thank you.
Toad and Mario jumped on the boat, and set sail for Rougeport.
Toad: I hope you realize I only have four coins left. FOUR!
Mario: Calm down, Toad.
Toad: Grrrrrr...
Mario: Someone has temper problems.
Toad: Hey, who's driving this boat?
Koopa: Me! We’re halfway to Rogueport, gentleman!
Toad: Good!
Mario pushed Toad into the water. A Nibbles bit Toad.
Toad: OUCH! YOU MORON!
Mario: It's Mario, M-A-R-I-O. Mario.
Toad: Grr...
Koopa: Hey, little Toad. Maybe you should see someone about those temper problems.
Mario: I totally agree.
Toad grabbed the Koopa and threw him off the boat
Koopa: Joke’s on you, because I can float with my shell!
Toad: How come the Nibbles don't bite you?
Mario: What Nibbles?
Toad: In that adventure to Rogueport you must have... Oh, this is so unfair.
Mario: Tsk, tsk. Silly Toad.
Toad: Well... who's driving this thing?
Koopa: I would be, if you didn't push me off.
Toad: Well come back on.
Koopa: Apologize.
Toad: I'm sorry.
Koopa: Say it with meaning.
Toad: I'm sorry that I pushed you off the boat.
Koopa: And...
Toad: And I'm sorry that... well, I can't think of anymore reasons other than that.
Koopa: And...
Toad: Ok, stop.
Koopa: Fine.
CRASH
Toad: Finally, we’re in Rogueport now!
Mario: Thank you, Mister Koopa.
Toad and Mario got off the boat and were in Rogueport.
Toad: Now, where can we get Blimp Tickets?
Mario: Just follow me, Toad.
Mario pushed Toad into the water and a Nibbles bit Toad again.
Toad: OW! OK, STOP DOING THAT!
Mario: Stop fooling around, Toad, and follow me.
Mario grabbed Toad's arm and headed to West Rogueport, where they went into the item store.
Peeka: Hello, Mario. What's the color of your mustache?
Mario: Yellow.
Peeka: Ok, go on in.
Toad: Well that didn't make any sense.
Mario and Toad went into the office of Don Pianta.
Vinni: I have three jacks.
Charlie: I have a straight flush.
Don Pianta: I have four aces.
Vinni and Charlie: Aww...
Don Pianta: You boys complaining that you lost?
Vinni: No, Boss. Not at all, Boss.
Charlie: You the man, Boss.
Don Pianta: That's what I thought.
Toad: Uh... Hello?
Don Pianta: Who are you, little man?
Toad: Don't call me that, and we need two Blimp Tickets.
Vinni: No way, pal.
Charlie: You want us to get this weirdo out, Boss?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Don Pianta: You again? Hmmph. Well, you do us a favor, and you get the two Blimp Tickets. It's not so much of a favor, but something to amuse me and the boys. We want to beat up that little man.
Toad: Out of the-
Mario: Deal.
Don Pianta, Vinni, and Charlie start beating up Toad
Don Pianta: There, now here are your two Tickets. Now scram.
Mario: Uh... Can we have some strawberry cake?
Don Pianta: Only if we get to beat up that little man.
Toad: Please... n-
Mario: Deal.
Don Pianta, Vinni and Charlie beat up Toad once again.
Don Pianta: Here is the cake, now scram.
Mario walked out of the office with Toad crawling behind. They made it over to the Cheep Cheep Blimp.
Toad: You... idiot!
Mario: Oh... You want some of the cake?
Toad: No...
Mario: Ok, here Mr. Cheep Cheep, two tickets!
Cheep Cheep: Head on down.
Mario and Toad went down the warp pipe and got inside the Blimp. They made it over to Glitzville.
Toad: Ok, now let’s get a Hot Dog, here.
Toad went over to the cart.
Toad: One Hot Dog, please.
Hot Dog Guy: 5 coins.
Toad: Dang, I don't have any money!
Mario: I do, here you go.
Mario gave 5 coins to the Hot Dog guy. Mario got a Hot Dog.
Toad: ... How much money do you have?
Mario: Like, 750 coins.
Toad: Then why did you make me pay for the boat ride?
Mario: Well... You insisted to pay.
Flashback…
Toad: Don't worry, Mario. I'll pay.
Mario: Ok.
End of Flashback…
Toad: That's not why happened at all!
Mario: Well, sorry.
Toad: Now-
Rawk Hawk: FEEL THE RAAAWWWWKKK!
Rawk Hawk punched Toad and Mario off Glitzville, down to near Rogueport's dock.
Mario: Hey, look. Bowser's Clown Copter.
Toad: Ok, let’s just get back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Toad and Mario went in the Clown Copter and drove back to the Mushroom Kingdom and into Peach's Castle.
Toad: Here you are, Peach. Your Hot Dog!
Toad passed Peach the Hot Dog, and Peach ate it up.
Peach: Good, now where is the other?
Toad: But I only see "1 Hot Dog".
Peach: Look at the bottem right corner.
Toad: (reading out loud) "PS, bring me another Hot Dog" ...
A grand piano fell on Toad
Mario: Ok, that was the last fortune cookie I was going to open...
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