One night in the Mushroom Kingdom Peach is having a huge party, and had invited everyone, even Bowser and the Koopalings. We see Toad scrubbing the floor before the big party.
Toad: Finally, finished!
Mario comes inside with ten banana cream pies, and trips.
Toad: ...
Mario: Sorry, Toad. I would help you, but I don't feel like it!
Toad: ...
Mario: Goomba got your tongue? Don't you hate it when that happens?
Toad: Go... away.
Mario: Fine.
Mario walks off and Peach comes in the room.
Peach: TOAD! Look at this mess! We’re you snacking when you were supposed to clean the floor?
Toad: OH YES! I was eating ten banana cream pies and I TRIPPED!
Peach: I'm cutting your pay!
Toad: Oh, come on. I was being sarcastic!
Peach: The way she goes.
Toad: If you keep docking my pay, I'm going to owe you money soon!
Peach: Enough, Toad. The toilet on the second floor isn't working. Go and fix it, everyone will be here in five minutes!
Toad: Why not get Mario? He’s a plumber, I don't have the first clue to fixing a toilet!
Peach: The way-
Toad: Yeah, yeah. The way she goes. Don't have to repeat it.
Peach: They way she goes... And if you can't fix it, get a plumber... like Mario!
Toad: ... Ok. *whistles loudly*
Mario comes running in
Mario: Yes?
Toad: Come help me fix the toilet?
Mario: Have to use the washroom, eh?
Toad: Just come help me.
Mario and Toad go up to the bathroom on the second floor and shut the door. After a while of trying to fix the toilet, all the guests have arrived.
Toad: So the real problem was, it wasn't broken at all!
Mario: Seems that way.
Toad: Let's just get out of here.
Toad goes to open the door... but it won't open. He attempts to smash the door open, but nothing works.
Toad: Oh, this is just great. We’re stuck in a bathroom!
Mario: Oh, I don't find it a problem.
Toad: Of course not, you're a moron, M ario: You know, your words can sometimes hurt...
Toad: Sorry...
Mario: ... Hello, Toad!
Toad: *sigh* I should have known better that you have wild emotions. Now the question is, how do we get out of here? The window is too small and too high to get through.
Mario: Hey... I have an idea.
Toad: Tell me...
Mario: ...
Toad: ...
Mario: No, I don't. I was just saying that to make myself sound important.
The door then opens and Luigi comes and shuts the door.
Luigi: Oh, I didn't know someone was in here... Wait. Why are you two in here?
Mario: We're having a tea party.
Toad: Don't listen to him, we’re stuck. The door won't open...
Luigi: OH NO! WE’RE STUCK!
Toad: Calm down, what I'm trying to wonder is how you opened the door.
But then it hits Toad like a ton of bricks... Then a ton of bricks hit Toad's head.
Toad: OUCH! Where did these stupid bricks come from... But back to the door problem, it seems that people from the outside can open the door, but we can't from inside here...
Luigi: If you two don't mind, could I have a shower?
Toad: NO! You can't have a shower!
Luigi: Why? I want something to do in the meantime if we’re going to be stuck inside in the bathroom.
The door then opens, and in comes Lemmy. He shuts the door and notices the two plumbers and Peach's servant, Toad.
Lemmy: Sorry, didn't know people were in here.
Lemmy attempts to open the door, but can’t.
Lemmy: NO! I HAVE TO UPDATE MY SITE!
Toad slaps Lemmy
Toad: Get a hold of yourself!
Lemmy: If I don't update now, people will just complain about it, and then... and then...
Mario throws a pie at Lemmy, Lemmy ducks and the pie hits Toad.
Toad: ...
Mario: Toad, were you eating food without us knowing?
Toad: *sigh*
Toad goes over to the sink to wash his face
Luigi: Wait, if you’re here at a party, Lemmy, why do you need to update your site?
Lemmy: Because today is when I usually update, and I brought my laptop.
Luigi: Where is it?
Lemmy: I let Iggy take care of it for awhile.
The door opens and in comes Iggy...
Toad, Mario, Luigi, and Lemmy: DON'T SHUT THE DOOR!
Iggy shuts the door
Toad: We said to not shut the door.
Iggy: Oh, I thought you said to "Shut the door".
Toad: Peach is probably wondering where we all are...
Back at the party…
Toadsworth: Where is Master Mario?
Peach: How should I know? Probably in the game room.
Toadsworth: Hmm.
Back in the bathroom...
Iggy: So... why are so many people in here? Have some secret top-
Toad: No, we’re stuck.
Iggy: Impossible, I just opened the door.
Iggy attempts to open the door, but no luck.
Back at the party, Randy "Macho Man" Savage is dancing with everyone until...
Randy Savage: I got to go use the bathroom!
Peach: Then go there now!
Randy Savage: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Randy Savage goes into the bathroom and shuts the door.
Toad: Hey, you didn't give us enough time to scream and tell you to not close the door.
Randy Savage: Why is everyone in here?!
Toad: We’re stuck.
Randy Savage: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Lemmy: No wrestlers in my stories!
Mario: Story?
Lemmy: Uh... Never mind.
Iggy: How are we going to get out?
Luigi: Mind if I take a quick shower?
Toad: You can't!
Luigi: Why?
Toad: Because!
Luigi: Fine...
Bowser comes in...
Randy Savage: SHUT THE DOOR!
Bowser: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Bowser slams the door shut
Toad: NICE!
Lemmy: Uh, I think it would be best to ignore Randy from now on.
Toad: Agreed.
Bowser: What's happening in here?
Toad: We’re stuck.
Bowser: Well, Mario. Come here, I'm sure you and me can break open the doors, like in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars!
Mario: Those doors weren't hard to budge.
Bowser: How come I had trouble by myself trying to open the door?
Mario: Because, you're a wimp.
Bowser: That wasn't very nice.
Mario: You're right, I'm sorry.
Bowser: It's ok, we all say things that we don't mean.
Iggy: Whee!
Toad: *sigh*
Bowser: Wait, maybe we can...
Later...
Bowser: One... two... THREE!
Bowser and Mario throw Toad at the door, but the door doesn't open.
Toad: OUCH!
Luigi: That looked painful.
Toad: IT WAS!
But then, Roy comes in and slammed the door close.
Roy: Yo.
Bowser: Why are you up here?
Roy: Just to say "yo"
Bowser: Sounds reasonable...
Toad: How could this many people have to use the washroom?????
Lemmy: Ok, enough with the question marks!
Iggy: What question marks?
Lemmy: Uh... Never mind.
Toad: This could be a long night.
Two hours pass with craziness, and the party is over. Peach notices that some guests are gone, but doesn't really care.
Toad: *groan*
Luigi: Stop groaning!
Toad: Shut up!
Roy: No, you shut up!
Toad: I wasn't talking to you, Roy.
Roy: Oh... Well you can still shut up!
Randy Savage: I want out of here!
Toad: Then get out now.
Randy Savage: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Randy Savage bursts open the door
Everyone: ...
Toad: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT HOURS AGO?!
Randy Savage: No one asked!
Everyone gets out of the bathroom and goes back home. Toad looks back at the bathroom to see a fine mess for him to clean.
Peach: Ah, there you are, Toad. Where were you during the party?
Toad: Well-
Peach: Forget it, pay-
Toad: Yes, docked.
Peach: No, raised! You fixed the toilet, even if the bathroom does look like a... mess. But since you want your pay docked, then so be it.
Peach leaves Toad standing there.
Toad: Well this didn't turn out good for me at all.
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