One day Waluigi was bored and started walking across some random road until he came across a strange plant.
Waluigi: Huh. I've never seen this plant before.
We see that the plant looks like a purple Piranha Plant with legs and a tongue sticking out.
Waluigi: Hey. What's dis?
We see that there are some round things on the tongue.
Waluigi: Oh well, I'll take them I guess.
He leaves, then goes home.
Waluigi: Well, these look like beans to me. I think I should just eat them, since I'm just kind of hungry.
Wario: WOAH! Beans!
Waluigi: They’re mine.
Wario: So?
Waluigi: So I'M going to eat them!
Wario: What a perfect waste of food. Why not plant them and have them grow into a bean tree?
Waluigi: Ummm... Well... Ok.
So Waluigi and Wario plant the five beans behind their house. However, late during the night, Midget the Pidget spots the dirt patch while walking by. He pecks it and gets a seed.
Midget: Yay! Seed!
He walks away while eating the seed. Then a Goomba comes by and kicks a second seed out of the dirt and into the road, where it gets squashed. Next, a Koopa comes around, but trips, and his shell sends another seed flying into the horizon. Lastly Mario comes along, finds one of the seeds, and eats it. But one seed survives the night. One out of five of them. The next day when Waluigi goes to check on it...
Waluigi: Where'd they go?!
We see Midget, Goomba, Koopa, and Mario whistling innocently.
Waluigi: There is one left! I'll watch over this day and night.
Waluigi pours some water on it, but the next morning, it's grown... really big.
Waluigi: Holy bananas on a stick!
Wario: Let's climb it!
Waluigi: Ok, it goes up pretty high, way into the sky. Hey, that rhymes!
Wario: I'm too fat, you'll have to go up without me. Tell me all about it when you’re done.
Waluigi: It's bigger than any tree I've ever seen! I can't see the end of it!
Waluigi starts climbing the beanstalk. Unfortunately, he pricks himself with a thorn.
Waluigi: Owowow!
He falls, and realizes the beanstalk is covered with thorns.
Waluigi: Rrrr... I'm going to get to the top if it kills me!
Wario: Well, it's going to kill you all right, so if you’re dead, you can't climb it.
Waluigi: Spoilsport.
WArio: My sports are ripe!
Waluigi again tries to climb the beanstalk, taking care not to touch the thorns. Eventually he reaches the top, which is made out of clouds. However, they aren't solid, so he falls.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAH!!! UMPH!
He hits the ground flat on his face, not to mention he gets pricked by some thorns along the way.
Waluigi: ... Idea!
He straps on some jet-powered boots and gets to the top again.
Waluigi: Haha!
Just then the jetpack hits empty on the fuel gage.
Waluigi: Uh oh.
He plummets to the ground again.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAH!!! UMPH!
Wario: Hi... again.
Waluigi: I've got another idea.
Waluigi takes a hotair balloon up, but one of the thorns pops the balloon.
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAH!!!
Mario walks right up to the beanstalk, and easily climbs it without getting pricked.
Waluigi: ...
YTtF: You know... I feel kinda sad for him.
Phantos67: So?
YTtF: I think I want to give him a hand.
Phantos67: ... Whatever.
YTtF magically teleports Waluigi to the top again, but this time with cloud-proof boots.
Waluigi: HAHA!
Phantos67: I hate this guy. Take my wrath, purple stringbean!
Phantos67 makes the clouds disappear from under his feet.
Waluigi: ...
Waluigi plummets to the ground, but is stopped by YTtF's magic power.
Phantos67: Back off!
YTtF: No.
Phantos67: ‘Tis war, my friend.
YTtF: Whatevar.
He locks him inside a mask and locks the mask inside a cage.
Phantos67: Blast.
Waluigi meanwhile got a chainsaw and is attempting to saw down the beanstalk.
Waluigi: If I can't climb it, I'll chop it down! HAHA!
Suddenly a bolt of lightning strikes him.
????: ARR! IF YE DARE CHOP ME STALK, I'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD OL' TASTE OF PAIN!
Waluigi: Are you a pirate or something?
A boulder falls on him.
Waluigi: Is it... DAD?
DAD: Yup. What ya want?
Waluigi: I WANNA GET TO THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK!
DAD: Well, to do that you have to run up it like Mario in Super Mario World.
Waluigi: Good idea! Wait, I never played SMW!
DAD: Well tough luck, buster!
Waluigi tries running up it, but when he gets about four feet off the ground, he stops for breath.
Waluigi: *pant, pant* Uh oh.
He plummets the short drop to the ground.
Waluigi: ... THAT'S IT!
He pulls an Action Replay out of his pocket. As soon as he pulls it, he goes back to where he was out of breath. But this time he sprints with all his might!
Waluigi: I *pant, pant* must be close now.
Waluigi looks back and sees he's only gone five feet more than he did last time.
Waluigi: 0_0 Wait, if one Action Replay gets me ten feet...
He gets out thousands of Action Replays.
Waluigi: HAHA! I am stubborn, I won't stop until I die!
Waluigi uses the Action Replays to get to the top, then...
Waluigi: FINALLY! I can look around...
Klepto the bird comes by and steals Waluigi's hat, making him lose his balance.
Waluigi: 0_0
Waluigi falls to the ground... again.
Wario: I finished sawing the beanstalk, Waluigi! Here it comes.
The beanstalk tips and crushes Waluigi.
Waluigi: ... Please let me die.
Suddenly a small gold nugget conks him in the head and knocks him out.
Wario: I'M RICH! GOLD!!!
And thus ends this tragic Scribble. Wario, the greedy fatso, gets all of the loot for doing nothing but cutting down the beanstalk. Waluigi gets nothing, aww, how sad.
Phantos67: Touching.
YTtF: Eh, not really.
Phantos67: Waluigi is dead.
YTtF: Yup.
Phantos67: I CLAIM THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES HE WAS BAKING!
YTtF: Hey, sharing is good, you know!
Phantos67: Yeah.
Wario comes along with his chainsaw.
Wario: PLIT CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
Phantos67: And that has to do with this, how?
Wario: It doesn't. YAAAAH!
Phantos and YTtF: Uh oh. AAAUGGH!
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