One day, Mario has just came home from doing "Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show" and is exhausted. He goes to his voice messaging.
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Lemmy: MARIO! I told you to stay out my Land, now you’re going to get it! You now ruined the Interviews, and it says Mario is the best Interview writer when it really should say Dark Koopa's name!
Mario: Well, he's NOT the best writer! I am!
Lemmy: And you don't even DO any Interviews!
Mario: You make a great point, but I don't care.
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General Toad: Hello resident. This is an automated message from General Toad, leading General of the Mushroom Army. Due to recent events, we have instituted a draft. Your name has been drawn to be drafted. Please report-
Mario stops the message for a second
Mario: I've been drafted? To what? General Toad's pathetic army? It's not like they can come down to my house and take me over there... Morons! I am so smart, I'm even smarter then myself!
Mario goes to the next message, due to being confused by his words.
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Larry: Stop going into my bios! You now put everyone's favorite person as "Mario the awesome".
Mario: But I am awesome!
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Goomba: HAHAHA!
Mario: Is he still laughing?
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Koopa: My shell is blue because of you!
Mario: Um... That's cool. Good for you.
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Bowser: Hey! My Daisy operation is working out fine, and Luigi's too wimpy to do anything, plus Wario and I are embarrassing him for the rest of his life. But don't tell any more of this to Peach, like last time MORON!
Mario: Well, what do you know! Bowser stole Luigi!
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Peach: What do you MEAN Bowser is stealing Dasiy?!
Mario presses a button to call Peach, but gets her voice message.
Mario: It's too late, Luigi got stolen by Bowser, but I don't feel like saving him. He's big enough now. And Bowser and Wario are going to embarrass you for the rest of your life.
Peach: *GASP*
Mario: Are you there, Peach?! Oh well.
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Goomba: *GIGGLE* HA!
Mario: It's... not that funny.
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Roy: My pink shell is awesome- Wait, who am I messaging this to?
Mario: Ha! He has a purple shell!
Roy: And if you’re thinking I have a purple shell, I don't.
Mario: Ha! He does not have a purple shell!
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Iggy: *sob*
Mario: What was the point of calling me?
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Mario (on the phone at a different time... You know…): Hello Luigi, bake me some beans.
Mario (not on that phone at the present): He never did bake me those beans...
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Luigi: Help me, Bro! Wario is kicking me and Waluigi bakes beans and always trips and they fall on me!
Mario: Well, if you made me those beans, I would help.
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Wario: WarioWare games! Hooray!
Mario: Hooray!
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Goomba: Ha!
Mario: Stop! Stop laughing!
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Luigi: Bro! I need help! Bowser and Wario have something up, and they’ve been laughing for an hour!
Mario: Well, it they laugh for two hours, that means you’re… Oh, I can't even explain it, it's that bad.
Mario sends Luigi a message with those exact words
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Toad: Telephone marketer! Call me back, our number is 1-455-1661-561!
Mario: Later, I'm not hungry right now.
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Phantos67: Umm... Is this thing on?
Mario: Nope! Why are you asking anyway, it's a PHONE MESSAGE!
Phantos67: Oh. Ok, well I was wondering if you could make it to my next Interview. I kinda want to have Thud squash you, you know, give the audience a nice laugh.
Mario: Well, I'm kinda busy for the next two weeks. When is it?
The voice message system is done
Mario: When... is it?!
The voice message system explodes
Mario: Fine, I'm not going to your show!
Mario walks out of the house and goes off to buy some juice packs.
(Thanks for appearing in the show, General Toad and Phantos67.)
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