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Roy's and Ludwig's Money Problem
 
By Fireball

One day at Bowser's castle...

Bowser: ROY! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

Roy comes in.

Roy: Yes King Dad?

Bowser: You have ruined this awesome picture of Peach! How could you...? *sob*

Roy: Um... Are you crying, King Dad?

Bowser: Ummmmmm... No.

Roy: Because it looked like you-

Bowser: SHUT UP! Now you’re going to have to pay me back, every coin of it!

Roy: How much was it worth?

Bowser: A lot.

Ludwig comes in.

Ludwig: Hello Roy, King Dad.

Bowser: YOU WERE PROBABLY IN WITH IT TO!

Ludwig: Ummmmm... No.

Bowser: Ok, let's stop with the umm's. My Peach picture is broken, and it had a piece of blue hair...

Ludwig: But Larry has blue hair as well-

Bowser: I’m blaming you and Roy, now go get a job and pay me my money back.

Ludwig: How much?

Bowser and Roy: A lot.

Ludwig: Give me a number, King Dad!

Bowser: Fine, about 120 coins!

Ludwig: Me and Roy will never get that much!

Bowser: Just get the money within two days! Or you know what!

Ludwig and Roy thinks about all the torture they will be given, and take a big gulp.

Ludwig and Roy: Yes King Dad!

Ludwig and Roy rush out of the house.

Bowser: I wonder how much it was worth…

Bowser looks at the back of the picture and it says "It costs nothing moron!"

Bowser: Meh.

It now shows Roy and Ludwig near McKoopas

Roy: Why don't we just rob some people?

Ludwig: Because, that's not right. We shall get a job, and if we don't get enough money from that, then we can rob people.

Roy: Works for me.

Roy and Ludwig go in McKoopas and go to the cash register

Roy: We would like a job here.

Koopa: Let me get our manger!

The Koopa goes away and comes back with a Koopa in a black suit

Koopa Manager: Hello, you want a job here?

Ludwig: Uh, DUH! That's what we just asked a second ago of that Koopa!

Koopa Manger: He is stupid, you guys get the job! Pink shell, go work at the drive-though, and random blue hair, go sweep the floor!

Roy and Ludwig: Yes sir.

Roy and Ludwig put the work uniform on and go to where they’re supposed to.

Ludwig: Man, why should I be sweeping some dirty gross floor? Look at my IQ, for pete’s sake!

Mario: Hi Ludwig, are you working here?

Ludwig: Yes, now shut up!

Mario: You missed a spot.

Ludwig gets the piece of dirt.

Mario: You should clean the windows here.

The manager comes from out of nowhere.

Koopa Manager: Do it!

Ludwig: *sigh* Fine!

Roy is working the driveethrough when Wario pulls up.

Wario: I would like a number 7 with fries and a 17-UP with a large apple pie!

Roy: 95 coins please.

Wario comes up to where Roy is now.

Wario: The great Wario thinks you’re being a cheapskate!

Roy: Well, you are!

Wario: You got a point.

Wario gives him 95 coins.

Roy: Here's your number 6, with no fries, a Koopa Cola, and a small lemon pie.

Wario: NO! I said I wanted a number 7 with fries and a 17-UP with a large apple pie!

Roy: So, you want just the lettuce and tomato, with fries and no drink and a large apple.

Wario: Yes.

Roy gives him the lettuce and tomato, with fries and a large apple.

Roy: Thank you, don't come again.

Roy punches Wario.

Wario: Thank you.

Wario drives off.

Random Koopa Worker: You have to wash the dishes now, Roy.

Roy: *sigh* I hope we can get enough money.

Roy puts the 95 coins in his shell

Roy: Heh heh heh.

Random Koopa Worker: Why are you laughing?

Roy: Uhh… Because I put 95 coins in my shell, with no one noticing!

Random Koopa Worker: Oh.

Meanwhile, Ludwig is washing the windows and is on a table, ruining someone’s lunch

Larry: HEY! Knock it off! You’re ruining my lunch!

Ludwig: Do something about it then!

Larry: Wait... Ludwig?

Ludwig: Wait... Larry?

Larry and Ludwig: Hi.

Random Koopa Worker 2: You’re needed at drying the dishes, Ludwig!

Ludwig: Don't you guys have a washing machine or something?

Random Koopa Worker 2: Nope.

Ludwig: Fine then!

It then shows Roy and Ludwig washing and drying the dishes.

Ludwig: We’re not getting our paychecks for a week! And we’re not going to get much money!

Roy: I got 95 coins.

Ludwig: Do you just want to rob people?

Roy: Pretty much, yeah.

Ludwig: Well, it's our only option!

Roy: Yeah.

Roy then squirts mustard all over the place and then goes in the washroom and breaks all the toilets with a lead pipe and clogs them. Roy comes out  and then punches a random Toad and goes over to the manager and throws him through a window, breaking it... duh.

Ludwig: There was no need for that- Oh, who am I kidding? They deserved it, this job stinks!

Ludwig and Roy walk out the store and go back home. A day later they decide to rob people.

Roy: We only have four hours left!

Ludwig: Let's rob that Goomba!

Roy punches the Goomba and takes his wallet.

Roy: Only 5 coins.

Ludwig: 20 coins short!

Mario walks by.

Ludwig: I got an idea...

Ludwig goes over to Mario.

Ludwig: How much money do you have right now in your wallet?

Mario: 20 coins.

Ludwig: Thank you for telling me.

Mario: My pleasure.

Mario walks away and Ludwig goes back to Roy

Ludwig: Now, if we can find someone with 20 coins, like Mario, then we can do the job and repay Bowser!

Roy: Cool.

Ludwig: Let's try that airplane that's about to leave!

Roy: No! Let's try that bank!

Ludwig: FINE!

Ludwig and Roy go in the bank

Ludwig: Hey, we’re here to rob the place!

Roy: So just please give us your money- Nooooooooooooooo... one... is here!

Random Toad: It's closed, today is no robbing day.

Ludwig: There's no such thing!

The Toad gives them 19 and one third coins and runs off

Ludwig: It will do. King Dad was always bad at math.

Ludwig and Roy go back to the castle.

Ludwig: We have the money, Dad!

Bowser: For what?

Ludwig: Um... The picture of Peach.

Bowser: Oh, I got a new picture. Just give me all that money anyway.

Roy and Ludwig give Bowser the money

Ludwig: That was a waste of time.

Roy: Yep.

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