One day at Bowser's castle...
Bowser: ROY! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
Roy comes in.
Roy: Yes King Dad?
Bowser: You have ruined this awesome picture of Peach! How could you...? *sob*
Roy: Um... Are you crying, King Dad?
Bowser: Ummmmmm... No.
Roy: Because it looked like you-
Bowser: SHUT UP! Now you’re going to have to pay me back, every coin of it!
Roy: How much was it worth?
Bowser: A lot.
Ludwig comes in.
Ludwig: Hello Roy, King Dad.
Bowser: YOU WERE PROBABLY IN WITH IT TO!
Ludwig: Ummmmm... No.
Bowser: Ok, let's stop with the umm's. My Peach picture is broken, and it had a piece of blue hair...
Ludwig: But Larry has blue hair as well-
Bowser: I’m blaming you and Roy, now go get a job and pay me my money back.
Ludwig: How much?
Bowser and Roy: A lot.
Ludwig: Give me a number, King Dad!
Bowser: Fine, about 120 coins!
Ludwig: Me and Roy will never get that much!
Bowser: Just get the money within two days! Or you know what!
Ludwig and Roy thinks about all the torture they will be given, and take a big gulp.
Ludwig and Roy: Yes King Dad!
Ludwig and Roy rush out of the house.
Bowser: I wonder how much it was worth…
Bowser looks at the back of the picture and it says "It costs nothing moron!"
Bowser: Meh.
It now shows Roy and Ludwig near McKoopas
Roy: Why don't we just rob some people?
Ludwig: Because, that's not right. We shall get a job, and if we don't get enough money from that, then we can rob people.
Roy: Works for me.
Roy and Ludwig go in McKoopas and go to the cash register
Roy: We would like a job here.
Koopa: Let me get our manger!
The Koopa goes away and comes back with a Koopa in a black suit
Koopa Manager: Hello, you want a job here?
Ludwig: Uh, DUH! That's what we just asked a second ago of that Koopa!
Koopa Manger: He is stupid, you guys get the job! Pink shell, go work at the drive-though, and random blue hair, go sweep the floor!
Roy and Ludwig: Yes sir.
Roy and Ludwig put the work uniform on and go to where they’re supposed to.
Ludwig: Man, why should I be sweeping some dirty gross floor? Look at my IQ, for pete’s sake!
Mario: Hi Ludwig, are you working here?
Ludwig: Yes, now shut up!
Mario: You missed a spot.
Ludwig gets the piece of dirt.
Mario: You should clean the windows here.
The manager comes from out of nowhere.
Koopa Manager: Do it!
Ludwig: *sigh* Fine!
Roy is working the driveethrough when Wario pulls up.
Wario: I would like a number 7 with fries and a 17-UP with a large apple pie!
Roy: 95 coins please.
Wario comes up to where Roy is now.
Wario: The great Wario thinks you’re being a cheapskate!
Roy: Well, you are!
Wario: You got a point.
Wario gives him 95 coins.
Roy: Here's your number 6, with no fries, a Koopa Cola, and a small lemon pie.
Wario: NO! I said I wanted a number 7 with fries and a 17-UP with a large apple pie!
Roy: So, you want just the lettuce and tomato, with fries and no drink and a large apple.
Wario: Yes.
Roy gives him the lettuce and tomato, with fries and a large apple.
Roy: Thank you, don't come again.
Roy punches Wario.
Wario: Thank you.
Wario drives off.
Random Koopa Worker: You have to wash the dishes now, Roy.
Roy: *sigh* I hope we can get enough money.
Roy puts the 95 coins in his shell
Roy: Heh heh heh.
Random Koopa Worker: Why are you laughing?
Roy: Uhh… Because I put 95 coins in my shell, with no one noticing!
Random Koopa Worker: Oh.
Meanwhile, Ludwig is washing the windows and is on a table, ruining someone’s lunch
Larry: HEY! Knock it off! You’re ruining my lunch!
Ludwig: Do something about it then!
Larry: Wait... Ludwig?
Ludwig: Wait... Larry?
Larry and Ludwig: Hi.
Random Koopa Worker 2: You’re needed at drying the dishes, Ludwig!
Ludwig: Don't you guys have a washing machine or something?
Random Koopa Worker 2: Nope.
Ludwig: Fine then!
It then shows Roy and Ludwig washing and drying the dishes.
Ludwig: We’re not getting our paychecks for a week! And we’re not going to get much money!
Roy: I got 95 coins.
Ludwig: Do you just want to rob people?
Roy: Pretty much, yeah.
Ludwig: Well, it's our only option!
Roy: Yeah.
Roy then squirts mustard all over the place and then goes in the washroom and breaks all the toilets with a lead pipe and clogs them. Roy comes out and then punches a random Toad and goes over to the manager and throws him through a window, breaking it... duh.
Ludwig: There was no need for that- Oh, who am I kidding? They deserved it, this job stinks!
Ludwig and Roy walk out the store and go back home. A day later they decide to rob people.
Roy: We only have four hours left!
Ludwig: Let's rob that Goomba!
Roy punches the Goomba and takes his wallet.
Roy: Only 5 coins.
Ludwig: 20 coins short!
Mario walks by.
Ludwig: I got an idea...
Ludwig goes over to Mario.
Ludwig: How much money do you have right now in your wallet?
Mario: 20 coins.
Ludwig: Thank you for telling me.
Mario: My pleasure.
Mario walks away and Ludwig goes back to Roy
Ludwig: Now, if we can find someone with 20 coins, like Mario, then we can do the job and repay Bowser!
Roy: Cool.
Ludwig: Let's try that airplane that's about to leave!
Roy: No! Let's try that bank!
Ludwig: FINE!
Ludwig and Roy go in the bank
Ludwig: Hey, we’re here to rob the place!
Roy: So just please give us your money- Nooooooooooooooo... one... is here!
Random Toad: It's closed, today is no robbing day.
Ludwig: There's no such thing!
The Toad gives them 19 and one third coins and runs off
Ludwig: It will do. King Dad was always bad at math.
Ludwig and Roy go back to the castle.
Ludwig: We have the money, Dad!
Bowser: For what?
Ludwig: Um... The picture of Peach.
Bowser: Oh, I got a new picture. Just give me all that money anyway.
Roy and Ludwig give Bowser the money
Ludwig: That was a waste of time.
Roy: Yep.
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