One cold, dark, damp, and very depressing morning, Larry got up out of his cold, dark, damp, and uttermost depressing bed, and walked slowly through the cold, dark, and fog-filled haunted hallways of the dark and depressing castle.

Larry: That's it, I see where this is going. I quit.

Too bad, you signed a contract.

Larry: I did not!

Well you did so no quitting.

Larry: I'm leaving.

Bad move, Larry, bad move.

Larry: Whatever.

Larry tries to leave, but the dark, horrifying ceiling collapses on Larry, as the hour-long parade of fat guys moves right through the cold, dark, depressing castle, leaving Larry at the bottom of this horrific mess. After the mess clears Larry emerges from the dark, cold, and miserable pile of rubbish, only to be horrifically struck by a lightning bolt.

Larry: Ouch!

Ha, that's what you get for trying to leave.

Larry: You're mean!

Oh yeah? Try this on!

Larry: Try what on?!

Still hurt from the events that recently happened, Larry decides a bowl of cereal may not be such a bad idea.

Larry: This could work. I think I'll have Frosted Flakes today.

Tony the Tiger: Frosted Flakes are more then good… They're great!

Larry: No they're not, liar!

Hey, no one makes fun of my homie TTT. Take this.

Larry: Here we go again.

Larry opens the cabinet to fetch the Frosted Flakes. Larry does not realize that instead of grabbing the Frosted Flakes, he grabs Frosted Snakes. He pours half the box into a bowl, then goes to grab some milk from the fridge, only instead of grabbing milk, he grabs spoiled milk. He pours the spoiled milk into the bowl of Frosted Snakes.

Larry: I sure can't wait to eat!

Larry grabs a spoonful of cereal, and puts it in his mouth. Only problem is, the Frosted Snakes slither down his throat and the spoiled milk makes him throw them up, only for the Frosted Snakes to start biting him!

Larry: Ouch!

The snakes eventually leave, and Larry emerges.

Larry: That was the worst breakfast ever!

I could always make it worse…

Larry: No, please don't!

Oh all right, I'll let you off easy this once…

Larry: How was that easy?!

Well, it's easy compared to this.

Larry: Why did I have to say that?

So, after the gross breakfast, Larry decides to go visit his plants to help cheer him up. When Larry gets to the plants, he realizes all the plants are dead.

Larry: Nooooooo!

Larry then sees Mario holding a bottle of plant poison in his hand.

Larry: Mario, you rotten scumbag!

Mario: Mamamia, Larry Koopa!

Mario throws the bottle of Plant Poison at Larry, knocking him to the ground as Mario takes out another bottle labeled "Koopa Killer".

Larry: Oh crud.

Mario: Buh huh huh huh!

Lord Crump: Yo, you can't steal me evil laugh dog. Buh huh huh huh!

Cackletta: Buh huh huh huh!

Lord Crump: Hey, you get your own whacked out evil laugh, why do you need to take mine, dog?

Mario: Eeeyak yak yak yak!

Cackletta: Hey, no taking my laugh! Eeeyak yak yak yak!

Hey, since when did I give you all permission to be in this Scribble?

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh!

Cackletta: Eeeyak yak yak yak!

Mario: Cheese!

While Mario, Cackletta, and Lord Stupid are busy laughing like the losers they are, a nuclear missile hits the three and sends them all the way back home.

Larry: So long!

Oh, now how could I forget about you?

Larry: This is pure cruelty!

Nope, this… is… Sparta!

Larry: I hated that movie so much.

Out of nowhere, a Spartan appears and Spartan Kicks Larry out of the castle.

Larry: Woah!

Larry goes flying and crashes into a wall outside of Mushroom Castle.

Toad: Hey, what are you doing here?

Toad picks up Larry and throws him all the way to Rogueport.

Goombella: Larry Koopa. HP: 2 ATK: 1 DEF: 0. It's the weakest Koopa ever, and has the strength of a Goomba.

For no reason, the ground under Larry caves in, and he lands in the Palace of Shadows.

Gloomtail: Gloomtail like Koopas.

Gloomtail eats Larry, only to spit him out, as he tastes horrible. Larry then lands in Seaside, where he is eaten by a Boss Bass.

Larry: Let me out!

If you say so.

Boss Bass: Belch!

As usual, no one likes the taste of Larry, so the Boss Bass spits Larry out into the cannon in Stardust Fields, where he lands in the cannon.

General Starshade: Larry, the mass has spoken.

Larry: This isn't even Survivor!

Larry gets shot out of the cannon and lands in the Glitz Pit.

Jolene: Today we will have Rawk Hawk, Gonzales, Craw Daddy, Chomp Country, The Armored Harriers, and Prince Mush against-

Larry lands in the arena.

Jolene: -this innocent and weak loser!

Larry: What?!

All of the fighters completely beat the living daylights out of Larry for an hour or two before getting bored and leave.

Larry: Phew!

So did you learn your lesson?

Larry: Yes, yes I have. I learned that everyone hates me, because every time I get the lead role in a story something bad happens to me.

Actually, you were going to have a good role in this story and be a hero, but seeing as you and your poor attitude decided to quit, I decided to make your day miserable.

Larry: But the way you started the story, it seemed ominous.

Yes and the day was supposed to get better and better, but no, you had to try to quit right away.

Larry: Unbelievable!

Let that be a lesson to you all out there; don't quit, because the story isn't always as bad as it may seem.

Larry: It's a lot worse.

That's it, you're totally asking for this one.

Larry: Crud.

For no reason at all, Larry's head explodes and his decapitated body walks straight into a burning flame, where he is being burnt for the rest of his life. Now, get out of my life!