It is peaceful in the Mushroom World. Ludwig is sitting in his castle, crying softly. Then, Mario busts down the door.
Mario: Okay Ludwig. Time for our weekly fight.
He notices Ludwig crying.
Mario: Huh? Why are you crying?
Ludwig: B-Because... MY CHOCALATE WAS STOLEN BY JR. TROOPA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mario looks at him blankly before laughing his guts out.
Mario: JR. TROOPA?! HAHAHA! Very nice joke!
Ludwig: Unfortunately, I'm serious.
Mario stops laughing. But in his mind, he is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Mario: Oookay... Tell me what happened.
Ludwig: Okay. But promise not to laugh.
Flashback...
Jr. Troopa: Hey Ludwig, can I steal all your chocolate?
Ludwig: Sure, whatever.
End Flashback...
Mario: I think I understand.
Despite what he said, in his mind, he is literally laughing his guts out.
Ludwig: So... what do I do?
Mario: Do what I do! Go on an adventure of epicness!
Ludwig: Yeah.... And that will increase my street cred! Bye!
Ludwig runs out of his castle. Then, Mario begins laughing like a maniac.
Ludwig: Epic adventure, here I come!
So, Ludwig goes through Grass Land...
Piranha Plant: (tossing shells) at Ludwig How does this feel, little man?
Ludwig: Ow! Ow! Ow!
He goes through Desert Land...
Ludwig: (sinking in quicksand) Help m-
He sinks.
Buzzy Beatle: Wow. He even makes Mario's job look easy.
He goes to Water Land....
Ludwig: MWHAHAHAHA! With this flying machine, I can beat this place no problem!
Paratroopa: You cheat!
He cheats through Giant Land...
Gargantulan Goomba: You still cheat!
Ludwig: Like I care!
He crashes in Sky Land...
Ludwig: Erg... What hit me?
Chain Chomp: Look! It's the cheater!
Group of Monsters: Get him!
Ludwig: Eep!
He limps through Ice Land...
Ludwig: So... cold... Help...
Buster Beetle: ... Nah.
Goomba: Hey. I heard that the world championships of Bomb-Ball is on.
Buster Beetle: Sweet! Let's go!
He meets his old subjects in Pipe Land...
Ludwig: Hello, old subjects! I'm on a quest to retrieve my chocolate from Jr. Troopa!
Koopa: ... COUGHloserCOUGH!
Finally he gets to Jr. Troopa's home in the Bowser Badlands.
Ludwig: Open up, Jr. Troopa! I demand my chocolate back!
Jr. Troopa opens the door, holding a wheelbarrow filled with chocolate.
Jr. Troopa: You know, you could have just called instead of coming here. I could've had a Lakitu deliver it.
Ludwig: …
He faints.
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