Hello readers, welcome to our new special edition newsletter. We now have double the news, double the recipies, and double the... uh... Well it’s much bigger now.
News: Wendy loses her hairdryer.
Yes, Wendy Ocean Koopa lost her hairdryer for 2 hours today, and pulled the biggest temper tantrum since Queen Clawdia the IV from Dry Dry Dessert. Each Koopaling (except Lemmy, who had to do his weekly update) had to look high and low in Bowser’s gigantic castle until the hairdryer was found in a dungeon toilet. Wendy is now screaming for a replacement hair dryer. Lemmy comments about the incident, saying: "I think Ludwig did it for an experiment, only DAD knows what experiment it could have been."
More news: Escape artist?
Larry holds record for not being mauled in Lemmy's Land for 3 whole updates. He finally managed to find a way to escape Roy (and every single author) until Pennington (actually it was Sherlock Toad) found he was hiding in a Piranha Plants mouth for 3 weeks. Larry is now seeking medical attention for severe blood loss through bites.
Recipe of the day: Baby back ribs
Hello chefs of tomorrow, we will be making baby back ribs today. It’s easy, just take some bones (from any Dry Bones) a cooked Power Steak, and a portrait of Baby Mario. First tenderize the meat until it falls apart, then wrap it around the bones while making sure to keep the segments connected. Shred the picture of Baby Mario into confetti, and spread as seasoning. If you're feeling adventurous, spread Honey (or Maple) Syrup, mixed with hot sauce, onto the ribs.
2nd recipe: King Khalamari surprise!
First things first, collect some King Blooper tentacles, sauté them. While sautéing spread Inky sauce over them when the tentacles start to brown. If that doesn't seem like anything special, then wait for the surprise. This last ingredient is very hard to get, but it’s worth it for such a delectable dish. Go to Flower Fields and collect a Crystal Berry. Grind the berry into dust and spread over the tentacles. You not only have a delicious dish, but one that sparkles in the sunlight.
Gaming news: Sequel?
We recently have received news that the game Super Mario RPG might have a sequel in the near future. This game MIGHT be released for the DS but not enough information has been released on the subject. More info will be released as it unfolds.
That’s all readers, watch out for our next edition, keep reading and enjoy.
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