One day in Mario’s house…

Mario: I’m in my house!

Luigi: Wonderful.

Mario: Do I know you?

Luigi: (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny…

Next thing you know, Mario is dialing the police on the phone.

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: Oh, hi Luigi.

Luigi: …

Mario: I was just calling the police to turn you in.

Luigi: Why?

Mario: Because I don’t like you.

Luigi: *sigh*

Just then 3 Toads burst through the door.

Toad 1: We got a call from a random and fat plumber, and we are here to help.

Luigi hides under a pebble.

Toad 2: Master Mario, have you seen Luigi lately?

Mario: Who’s Luigi?

Toad 1, 2, and 3: O_O

Just then Wario bursts through the door.

Toad 1: Didn’t we just burst through that door?

Mario: Nope!

Toad 1: Okay, just checking.

Wario: Luigi owes me some money and never paid it back!

Luigi: I don’t owe you any money!

Everyone besides Luigi: There he is!

Luigi: Drat.

Luigi gets chased out of the house by the Toads and Wario.

Mario: Really it’s me who owes Wario some money. But don’t tell them.

Meanwhile…

Toad 2: This guy is fast!

Toad 3: Why didn’t we take the police car?

Toad 1: It’s broken.

Toad 2: Then why didn’t we take the jet?

Toad 1: Because I didn’t want to.

Wario (way behind everyone and yelling): What about the Luigi Catcher?!

Toad 1: That’s old school.

Luigi: Can’t… run… much longer…

Just then Luigi sees a pebble store.

Luigi: Weird… but it should save me.

Luigi rushes in.

Koopa: *gasp* A person! GET HIM!

Luigi: Typical.

Luigi runs out while being chased by 6 Koopas, 2 Goombas, 9 Boos, and a Blooper. He bumps into the toads.

Luigi: Come on!

Toad 1: Yes, come on, and let’s take you to jail.

Luigi: But I didn’t do anything wrong!

Toad 2: Tell it to the judge, Greeny.

Once they get to the court…

Judge: Court is now in session!

Luigi: Can I call a witness?

Judge: Only if I get pie.

Luigi: Fine…

Luigi goes and pulls a pie out of the dumpster.

Luigi: Here.

Judge: Yum. You may now call a witness.

Luigi: I call… Peach as my witness!

Peach comes up. The judge then tells her the story.

Luigi: Well? What do you think?

Peach: I think of Mushrooms.

Luigi: No, I meant the story…

Peach: It was wonderful!

Luigi: NO! I meant do you think I’m guilty!

Peach: You yelled at me! Guilty, I say!

Judge: You heard the lady, into the dungeon!

2 Koopas in black come and drag Luigi away.

Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Meanwhile…

Mario: Hmmm… I wonder what’s taking Luigi so long… Oh well. I’m sure he’s fine.