One day in Bowser�s Castle�

Roy: LEMMY!

Lemmy: Heh heh�

Lemmy has just painted Roy�s blue shell pink- AGAIN.

Roy: *sigh* KING DAD, I�LL BE AT THE SHELL SHOP IF YOU NEED ME!

At the Shell Shop�

Roy: I�d like a spiked blue shell, please.

Clerk: I�m sorry, but someone broke in last night and painted all our blue spiked shells pink.

Roy: RATS! In that case, could you get me a black one?

Clerk: Yes. 999 coins, please.

Roy: WHAT?

Clerk: 999 coins.

Roy: *grumble* Reserve it for me, ok?

Roy kidnaps Peach, takes her to Bowser, gets Ludwig, puts him in a minister�s outfit, gets the Big Book of Koopa Laws, rewrites a law saying that couples both have to say �I do�, gets Bowser to say I do, creating a Chaos Heart, warps to Flipside, gets Ludwig to make a Pure Heart Magnet, uses it, sticks the 3rd Heart in a Heart Pillar, goes to The Bitlands, goes to Fort Francis, steals Tiptron, uses a Return Pipe, uses the Pure Hearts to get rid of the new Chaos Heart, warps back to Bowser�s Castle, goes to Mario�s House, sells him Tiptron for 999 coins, then goes back to the Shell Shop.

Roy: Here you go.

Clerk: I�m sorry, sir, but those shells have been painted pink too.

Roy: WHAT?

Clerk: We do have blue paint, though.

Roy: I�ll have that then.

Roy takes the paint and paints his shell, then goes back to Koopa Castle and takes a nap, during which Mario comes and rescues Peach and gets his 999 coins back. When Roy wakes up�

Larry: Heh heh� Oh, Roy! Want to go to a tea party?

Iggy: Wow, I always thought that we were six boys and one girl! I never knew that we were five boys and two girls!

Roy: What?

Iggy: Look!

Roy looks at a mirror and sees that he looks like Wendy, except that Wendy�s normally completely pink shell has the word �Sissy� painted on it in purple.

Roy: �

Roy runs back to the shop.

Roy: I�ll take all of the blue paint you have.

Clerk: That�ll be 999 coins, please.

Roy: Here you go� Huh?

Roy looks in his wallet, only to find the coins aren�t there.

Roy: � I�ll be right back.

Roy goes back to Bowser�s castle, gets on his doomship, conquers Sky Land, goes to E. Gadd�s lab, steals FLUDD, goes to Dinosaur Land, goes to Yoshi�s Island 2, gets a Monty Mole, goes to Isle Delfino, goes to Pinna Park, throws the Monty Mole in the cannon, runs back to the start of the beach, bribes me to start a montage, ends the montage, sees that he has 999 coins, flies back to Sky Land, battles Mario, loses, and heads back to the shop.

Roy: Here they are.

Roy obtains the Blue Paint!

Roy: Hmm� Lemmy�ll probably prank me and do something to get rid of the paint, so I�d better immobilize him� Oh! I know!

Roy hops into Ludwig�s time machine, sets it for the Saturday after next, hops out, runs over to his Sports Hall, makes it so that it�s Lemmy versus Tabuu, creates 10 million accounts, votes for Tabuu with all of them, hops back in the time machine, sets it for next Saturday, and reads the battle.

Lemmy: Wait a second!

Tabuu: What?

Lemmy: You�re not an official character! You�re disqualified!

Tabuu: Shucks.

The Winner: 

The Loser: 

Roy: �

Roy goes back in time three weeks, destroys the time machine, steals Lemmy�s Freeze Gun, freezes him, gets Ludwig to put all of the paint in a bucket, and dumps the paint on him. Now Roy is entirely blue.

Roy: Ha!

The next day�

Larry: *snicker*

Roy: WHAT?

Larry: Did Doopliss steal your body?

Roy: Wha-

Roy is entirely purple.

Roy: � Be back in a second.

Roy goes to where he froze Lemmy. Instead of him, he finds this note:

Dear Roy,

If you�re wondering how I broke out, the Freeze Gun had low batteries. So I�m away, more specifically, in the lava pits with THE WORLD�S ENTIRE SUPPLY OF PAINT THAT ISN�T PINK AND THE NECCESSARY SUPPLIES TO MAKE NEW PAINT! I will dump it in unless you meet my demands. The demands? *snicker* To get every single animate being on all of Plit in front of you as you sing the Barney themesong! Then I�ll give you your paint, BUT ONLY IF YOU NEVER SAY THAT I MADE YOU DO IT! In fact, IT MUST SEEM THAT YOU WERE HAPPY TO SING IT!

Sincerely, 
Lemmy

Roy: NOOOOO!!!

Roy wakes up� in a pink shell.

Roy: Oh, who am I kidding? Everyone loves SMB3 and hates SMW, so no one will put me in a blue shell, even if I put MYSELF in a blue shell. *sniffle*

Iggy: Hee hee�

Roy: �

Roy beats up Iggy.