One day in Bowser’s Castle…

Roy: LEMMY!

Lemmy: Heh heh…

Lemmy has just painted Roy’s blue shell pink- AGAIN.

Roy: *sigh* KING DAD, I’LL BE AT THE SHELL SHOP IF YOU NEED ME!

At the Shell Shop…

Roy: I’d like a spiked blue shell, please.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but someone broke in last night and painted all our blue spiked shells pink.

Roy: RATS! In that case, could you get me a black one?

Clerk: Yes. 999 coins, please.

Roy: WHAT?

Clerk: 999 coins.

Roy: *grumble* Reserve it for me, ok?

Roy kidnaps Peach, takes her to Bowser, gets Ludwig, puts him in a minister’s outfit, gets the Big Book of Koopa Laws, rewrites a law saying that couples both have to say “I do”, gets Bowser to say I do, creating a Chaos Heart, warps to Flipside, gets Ludwig to make a Pure Heart Magnet, uses it, sticks the 3rd Heart in a Heart Pillar, goes to The Bitlands, goes to Fort Francis, steals Tiptron, uses a Return Pipe, uses the Pure Hearts to get rid of the new Chaos Heart, warps back to Bowser’s Castle, goes to Mario’s House, sells him Tiptron for 999 coins, then goes back to the Shell Shop.

Roy: Here you go.

Clerk: I’m sorry, sir, but those shells have been painted pink too.

Roy: WHAT?

Clerk: We do have blue paint, though.

Roy: I’ll have that then.

Roy takes the paint and paints his shell, then goes back to Koopa Castle and takes a nap, during which Mario comes and rescues Peach and gets his 999 coins back. When Roy wakes up…

Larry: Heh heh… Oh, Roy! Want to go to a tea party?

Iggy: Wow, I always thought that we were six boys and one girl! I never knew that we were five boys and two girls!

Roy: What?

Iggy: Look!

Roy looks at a mirror and sees that he looks like Wendy, except that Wendy’s normally completely pink shell has the word “Sissy” painted on it in purple.

Roy: …

Roy runs back to the shop.

Roy: I’ll take all of the blue paint you have.

Clerk: That’ll be 999 coins, please.

Roy: Here you go… Huh?

Roy looks in his wallet, only to find the coins aren’t there.

Roy: … I’ll be right back.

Roy goes back to Bowser’s castle, gets on his doomship, conquers Sky Land, goes to E. Gadd’s lab, steals FLUDD, goes to Dinosaur Land, goes to Yoshi’s Island 2, gets a Monty Mole, goes to Isle Delfino, goes to Pinna Park, throws the Monty Mole in the cannon, runs back to the start of the beach, bribes me to start a montage, ends the montage, sees that he has 999 coins, flies back to Sky Land, battles Mario, loses, and heads back to the shop.

Roy: Here they are.

Roy obtains the Blue Paint!

Roy: Hmm… Lemmy’ll probably prank me and do something to get rid of the paint, so I’d better immobilize him… Oh! I know!

Roy hops into Ludwig’s time machine, sets it for the Saturday after next, hops out, runs over to his Sports Hall, makes it so that it’s Lemmy versus Tabuu, creates 10 million accounts, votes for Tabuu with all of them, hops back in the time machine, sets it for next Saturday, and reads the battle.

Lemmy: Wait a second!

Tabuu: What?

Lemmy: You’re not an official character! You’re disqualified!

Tabuu: Shucks.

The Winner: 

The Loser: 

Roy: …

Roy goes back in time three weeks, destroys the time machine, steals Lemmy’s Freeze Gun, freezes him, gets Ludwig to put all of the paint in a bucket, and dumps the paint on him. Now Roy is entirely blue.

Roy: Ha!

The next day…

Larry: *snicker*

Roy: WHAT?

Larry: Did Doopliss steal your body?

Roy: Wha-

Roy is entirely purple.

Roy: … Be back in a second.

Roy goes to where he froze Lemmy. Instead of him, he finds this note:

Dear Roy,

If you’re wondering how I broke out, the Freeze Gun had low batteries. So I’m away, more specifically, in the lava pits with THE WORLD’S ENTIRE SUPPLY OF PAINT THAT ISN’T PINK AND THE NECCESSARY SUPPLIES TO MAKE NEW PAINT! I will dump it in unless you meet my demands. The demands? *snicker* To get every single animate being on all of Plit in front of you as you sing the Barney themesong! Then I’ll give you your paint, BUT ONLY IF YOU NEVER SAY THAT I MADE YOU DO IT! In fact, IT MUST SEEM THAT YOU WERE HAPPY TO SING IT!

Sincerely, 
Lemmy

Roy: NOOOOO!!!

Roy wakes up… in a pink shell.

Roy: Oh, who am I kidding? Everyone loves SMB3 and hates SMW, so no one will put me in a blue shell, even if I put MYSELF in a blue shell. *sniffle*

Iggy: Hee hee…

Roy: …

Roy beats up Iggy.