Fireball: But today we have new stuff that will make you say... Sweet!
Mario: I agree...
Roy: Indeed!
Fireball: If you got to go to the washroom go now because no one will tell you what you missed.
95 seconds later…
Roy: We’re back from our break!
Mario: Our GameCube break, that is.
Fireball: Now to start with the random stuff.
Mario: I have something to ask.
Roy: What?
Mario: In Mario Power Tennis, why do the bloopers stink? They’re funny the first time, but no one wants to see them again and again... You know what I’m saying... I mean, when I win the final game they’re not funny anymore!
Fireball: Those words hurt some people, you know!
Roy: Like who?
Fireball: My ice cream has ears!
Roy: Freaky.
Fireball: BRAIN FREZZE!
Mario: Go away for two seconds!
2 seconds later…
Fireball is kicking the ice cream
Fireball: THAT'S FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS!
Mario: Let's go on with the show then.
Fireball: I agree.
Roy: Indeed.
Fireball: What's with flashlights? They’re no good, because then you’ve got to run all the way to Toad's superstore to get new ones... So take that...
Roy: And now for everyone’s favorite fatso... Wario's Talk!
Wario is sleeping.
Mario: Wake up!
Wario is still sleeping.
Mario: Wake up!
Wario wakes up.
Wario: Who woke me up?!
Mario points to a spider.
Wario: Thank you.
Fireball: Get on with the random stuff there, Wario!
Wario: Fine! Today I went to my house to get my keys, but I put them inside a tow truck for some weird reason. Bowser stopped having his brain freeze only to have it again when someone put ice cream inside of his mouth when he recovered because he promised ME GOLD! ... Er... Not me... It was Waluigi... I am shocked at Waluigi! I am shocked... Here is a video of him doing it.
We see a video of Wario dressed as Waluigi while he is putting ice cream in Bowser's mouth.
Wario: I am shocked... Back to you.
Fireball: That is very bad of Waluigi to do.
Mario: First the karts and now this... A shocker to us all.
Roy: We all know it's not Wario.
Fireball, Roy, and Mario: Oh yes.
Mario: Now to the newest thing on our show, the very new thing... that is a very cool thing... Lord Dumpster Crump.
There is a TV screen and it goes to Lord Crump looking in dumpsters.
Lord Crump: Who threw this good watch out?! It's awesome. Oh... I see you there. It's time to see what you can find in the garbage... like what I do... Well that's where I got this very cool outfit. Anyway, let us look inside this dumpster, shall we?
Lord Crump goes though it and sees a 32-inch TV.
Lord Crump: This is a keeper.
Yoshi comes out of his house and sees Lord Crump with the TV.
Yoshi: That Yoshi TV! TV sent to Yoshi in a red-green box that you had right there. And you put it in dumpster. COME BACK HERE!
Lord Crump: Back to you.
Lord Crump is seen running away into a pole, then Yoshi beats up Lord Crump and takes his TV back.
Fireball: That sure was random!
Roy: Indeed.
Mario: I agree.
Fireball: Now we go to Toad's Chest! Toad?
Toad: Welcome to Toad's Chest! With guest... Koops.
Koops: Yo!
Toad: (whispering) Moron...
Koops: Wha?
Toad: (not whispering like he was a minute ago) Nothing at all, you moron.
Koops: Cool!
Toad: Now remember! You can pick chest number 1, 2, or 3!
Koops: I'll pick 1!
Koops opens the chest and there’s a box of band-aids in it
Koops: What do I need band-aids for?
A whole bunch of Yoshi' and Toads come and beat up Koops.
Koops: Oh... OW!
Toad: Let's go back to Fireball, Roy, and Mario now, everyone!
Fireball: Thanks, Toad.
Toad: Whatever!
Mario: Now instead of telephone time we shall have something different!
Roy: That's right!
Fireball: We’ve got something new to end the show with today, and it's Singing with Two Left Mouths!
Larry: It's me, Larry! I'm here to bring three people from the town to this studio to try to sing for... 21 coins, ‘cause that's all we have! The people are Boo, Kooper, and Dasiy!
Kooper: I'm just a Koopa.... living in Koopa village... I had a Koopa Cola... I drank everywhere I went, it was that good! And then there's Pepsi Koopa... It's good too!
Larry: That was awful! Vote for your favorite person!
1 minute later...
Larry: The runner-up is Kooper!
Kooper stands up, shaking his hand in the air.
Larry: Kooper wins a chance to beat up Koops!
Kooper is beating on Koops.
Larry: The winner is... BOO!
Boo: YEAH!
Larry: Daisy gets to get beat up by Koops... How embarrassing is that! Boo, you win 21 coins!
Boo gets his 21 coins.
Larry: He's so happy... he's even crying!
Boo: You bet I am!
Larry: Back to you guys.
Fireball: Well that's the end of the show.
Roy: Tune in next time...
Mario: And we mean next time on...
Fireball, Roy and Mario: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show!
The End
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