It was 7:00 AM in Dark Land. It was also the Koopalings’ first day at elementary school. King Koopa was waking all of his kids up.

King Koopa: Wake up, Big Mouth.

As he said this, he turned on Big Mouth’s light.

Big Mouth: What, get up? Oh yeah, we have school today and it will be fun because I will make friends and learn stuff in lessons an-

King Koopa left the room. The next room was Cheatsy’s, but as he walked in, a Piranha Plant tried to bite his hand off.

King Koopa: Wake up!

He turned Cheatsy’s light on as well, to see a very overgrown Piranha Plant. He got a scare from this.

Cheatsy: Yessssssssssssss, fine. Good luck waking Kootie Pie up!

King Koopa: Yes, I will need it.

The sad thing was, Kootie Pie’s room was next. King Koopa walked in.

King Koopa: Wake up, sweetie.

Kootie Pie: Why?

King Koopa: Because you have school and you’re going.

Kootie Pie: No, No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She threw a tantrum.

King Koopa: Looks like you will be going in your pajamas!

Kootie Pie: Ok, ok, I’m up!

King Koopa left the room and closed the door, leaving Kootie Pie to get dressed. The next room (which was upstairs) was the twins’ room. King Koopa opened the door to the room and found it was clean, which is really unusual for these two.

King Koopa: Ok boys, get up.

Hip: Ok, are we-

Hop: Going to school-

King Koopa: Today, yes.

The twins’ faces were like this; 0_o

When King Koopa walked into Kooky’s room, he was already up and ready.

King Koopa: Wow, you’re enthusiastic!

Kooky: Why yes, King Daddy-oh.

King Koopa: Good boy.

As King Koopa reached Bully’s room, he saw a Goomba in front of his door.

Goomba: Keep out, Bully is getting ready.

Just as he said this, Bully walked out in his school uniform, which was black pants, black shoes, a white shirt, and a blue tie and blazer. (HA HA!)

When everyone was ready, King Koopa took them all to Kamek and he used his magic to make the kids look like humans. The only one that liked it was Kootie Pie, because she had hair again. It took a very long time for everyone to pack their bags, load the van (Kooky made it, yikes!), and get in, get out of Dark Land, find a pipe leading to Earth, find the map, get to New York city, find the right streets, try to get out of a huge traffic jam, find a parking space, and get unloaded. By the time it was finished, school had let out.

Bully: I knew this would be a bad idea!

Everyone but Bully and King Koopa: I agree!