Luigi was having his moment of glory. He had saved Mario, Peach, Daisy, and a bunch of other random people from Bowser. He was so happy… but then Wario and Waluigi came and made fun of Luigi. Luigi then started using his “skills” to beat them down. But suddenly, he turned small… Waluigi then stomped on Luigi. After that, everyone started laughing at him.
Waluigi: WIMP!
Wario: WIMP!
Everyone: WIMP!
Everyone kept yelling “wimp” at him.
Luigi: NO! NOO! NOOOOO!!! I’M NOT A WIMP! AHHHHHH!!!
He woke up. It turns out that it was all a dream.
Mario: Yeah, and I’m not a Goomba. So go back to sleep!
Luigi: *PANT* Sorry, Mario…
Mario and Luigi then went back to sleep. The next morning, Mario woke up first. Well, Luigi hadn’t really gone to sleep at all. Luigi walked to the kitchen.
Luigi: Mario, do you think I’m a wimp?
Mario: … Is this a trick question?
Luigi: No.
Mario: Umm… A serious yet tricky but is not playful question?
Luigi: What does that mean? And it isn’t!!!
Mario: How about a serious yet tricky but is not playful but has the literary terms of-
Luigi: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Mario: Okay… Yeah… kinda.
Luigi: Aww man, I thought only my dreams thought that. Uh, I mean me.
Mario: You must have low self-esteem. You have to be like me: saving princesses, ordering pizza, yelling at Toads when they don’t give up their spaghetti, and even stealing your brother’s money.
Luigi: Yeah… Wait, HEY!
Mario: I mean… (Lealing, pealing, dealing…) er, I mean sealing your brother’s money! Yeah…
Luigi: Whatever.
Mario: Why don’t I just train you to be strong so you won’t be a wimp?
Luigi: Yeah…
Luigi then starts on a music player, which then plays dramatic yet cool music. Luigi then starts dancing.
Mario: What are you doing?
Luigi: Starting my training montage… Let’s-a go!
Music is still playing as Mario takes Luigi to Pleasant Path.
Mario: See those Goombas and Koopas? Teach him who’s boss!
Luigi: All right… I’ll get my flash cards!
Mario: NO! Just attack them.
Luigi: Why?
Mario: Just go!
Luigi runs toward them and jumps.
Luigi: YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
But he jumps so high that he hits a tree. He then falls next to a Goomba, who then Headbonks him.
Luigi: Ow.
Mario: (with arm on head) This is not going to be easy.
Then Mario and Luigi go to Bowser’s Castle. Mario and Luigi get to Bowser. Then they all battle Super Mario Bros-style.
Bowser: Time to kill the Mario Bros!
Mario: Okay, you see the switch? Jump on it!
Luigi: But it’s past Bowser.
Mario: That’s the point!
Luigi runs and slips under Bowser. He gets near the switch and is about to hit it, but Bowser grabs him. But Luigi jumps over to the switch.
Luigi: Sorry Bowser, but it’s time to get… ummm… Can I use one of your catchphrases, Mario?
Mario: HIT THE SWITCH!!!
Luigi: (quickly) It’s-a me, Mario! Er, Luigi.
Luigi is about to hit the switch, but he trips and falls where Bowser is.
Bowser: Got you now!
Luigi: No, wait-
Bowser then grabs Luigi and beats him down. Screams can be heard. But that’s just Wendy.
Mario: Ooh… That’s got to hurt. Wait, wait, no!
Bowser throws Luigi and breathes fire him. He then grabs him again.
Luigi: No! Not the face!
Bowser claws him in the face.
Mario: Uhh… *whistle*
Mario then walks away. After Luigi gets some bandages and some therapy, they go to the Toad Town Dojo.
Mario: Master, teach Luigi how to be strong. I give up.
The Master: Okay. Try to hit me as hard as you can. Then keep hitting me.
Luigi: Okay. Yahh!
Luigi punches, but misses.
The Master: You missed.
Luigi keeps on missing The Master.
The Master: Come on! Feel the power! The power within!!!
Luigi: I… feel it!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi starts punching furiously. He does it his hardest and throws about 5 punches per second. Too bad he still doesn’t actually hit The Master.
The Master: …
Mario: …
Luigi: HHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!
Mario and The Master leave. 5 hours later, Luigi goes home.
Luigi: Okay, I give up. I’m throwing in the towel.
Mario: (coming out of the bathroom) I just did a few seconds ago.
Luigi: I’m hopeless.
Luigi turns off the music player.
Mario: I can live with that.
Luigi: …
Mario: Oh come on, Luigi. You don’t need to be strong! Some of the US presidents were wimps.
Luigi: Name one.
Mario: Ummm... Abraham Lincoln. He had a tall hat and died at the movies.
Luigi: Abe wasn’t a wimp like me!
Mario: So? Okay, how about this… In high school, I thought I was a wimp. Then I played dodgeball. I was the first student to hit ten students in a row without getting hit or missing.
Luigi: So what you’re saying is… I should play a game that includes throwing… and hope that I hit several people in a row!
Mario: Uhhh…
Luigi: Okay, I’ll do it! YEAH!
Luigi jumps in the air. The screen freezes for some odd reason. Well, Luigi froze. Mario then yawns and goes to sleep.
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