Long ago, Mario came to Plit. Seeing as the people of Plit only spoke English, and Mario spoke Italian, he didn't understand anything, or know how to speak any English. Here's all the trouble he got himself into.

Mario walks into a schoolhouse.

Peach: Ok, class, time to collect homework. Kamek, did you do your homework?

Kamek: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Peach: Good, how about you, Bowser?

Bowser: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Peach: Very nice, how about Roy?

Roy: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Peach: Wow, let's see if for once everyone did their homework. Let's hope you did yours, Boom Boom.

Boom Boom: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Peach: Ha, now Daisy owes me ten dollars because she said my special education class would never do their homework! Thanks for making me ten bucks richer. For that, no homework today!

Mario: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Mario leaves, and walks into a restaurant.

Yoshi: Yoshi hungry!

Birdo: You heard my man, he's hungry!

Jr. Troopa: Hey waiter, get me the food or I'll beat you up!

Koopa: Fine, here are you guys' food.

Yoshi: How am I supposed to eat a baked potato that's 300 degrees?

Birdo: You heard him, how is he?

Jr. Troopa: How am I supposed to eat this steak at 300 degrees?

Koopa: Here you guys go.

The Koopa gives them spoons.

Yoshi: There is a problem.

Birdo: You heard him, there is a problem!

Jr. Troopa: I got a bone to pick with you, waiter!

Koopa: What do you want?!

The Three: Fork and knives! Fork and knives!

Mario: Fork and knives! Fork and knives!

Mario leaves, and walks into an inventors convention.

E. Gadd: We have our final three contestants. They will give a brief recap of their invention and its uses. Ludwig?

Ludwig: My invention is an electric chair. It can cause new methods of torture and cause endless pain!

E. Gadd: Francis?

Francis: My invention is an atomic laser. It can zap anything into oblivion.

E. Gadd: Mine is a teleporter. It can help anything get from one place to another in a matter of seconds. Now audience, yell out the invention you want to win.

Audience: Electric chair! Electric chair!

Ludwig: Ha, I told you they would love mine more than yours, E. Gadd!

Mario: Electric chair! Electric chair!

Mario leaves, and walks into Creepy Steeple, where he sees King Boo and Gus standing around a dead Doopliss.

King Boo: It's a shame to see him die.

Gus: I know.

King Boo: I think the murderer may still be in here.

Gus: Let's search.

The two turn around and see Mario.

King Boo: Did you kill Doopliss?

Mario: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Gus: What did you kill him with?

Mario: Fork and knives! Fork and knives!

King Boo: What should your punishment be?

Mario: Electric chair! Electric chair!

King Boo and Gus have Mario arrested. A week later, Luigi comes over to Plit after learning how to speak English, and bails Mario out of jail.

Police Pinta: Take him, all day and all night he babbles the same things! Take him and have him never come back!

Luigi: Did you know you were in a lot of trouble?

Mario: Yes I did! Yes I did!

Luigi: I wonder what's in that vacant place you call a head.

Mario: Fork and knives! Fork and knives!

Luigi: Where do you think we should go now?

Mario: Electric chair! Electric chair!

Luigi: I have a feeling this is going to be a long life.