Lemmy: You've been slow lately.

Dark Koopa: I blame the schools.

Lemmy: Well, those with an education do tend to avoid this show.

Dark Koopa: No wonder I lead this thing.

Lemmy: Go do something new.

Dark Koopa: I have an idear- idea.

Later...

Lemmy: You bought a wrestling ring and put it in the middle of the studio?

Dark Koopa: Sure. We'll get more traffic this way.

(A Boomerang Brother can be seen bodyslamming a Birdo.)

Lemmy: We'll see about that. INTERVIEW GET!

Dark Koopa: I think you used that phrase wrong.

Lemmy: Whatever. Interview this fat lady.

Marilyn: GUH!

Dark Koopa: I don't speak Spanish.

Marilyn: GUH GUH GUH!

Dark Koopa: Eh?

Pura: She said she's not fat, she's big boned. Oh, and I'll translate since I've been around Marilyn's sister a lot.

Dark Koopa: Shadow Sirens have bones?

Marilyn: Guh...

Pura: No...

Dark Koopa: Then why are you so... hefty?

Marilyn: GUH!

Pura: I blame the schools.

Dark Koopa: Ooh.

Marilyn: Guh guh guh.

Pura: Actually, it's because I overeat.

Dark Koopa: Shadow Sirens eat?

Marilyn: Guh guh guh guh.

Pura: We don't, actually. But food is good.

(Marilyn drools. As does Pura.)

Dark Koopa: You don't have to copy actions too.

Pura: Oh, right.

(A Birdo is tossed passed them.)

Thumbs: And the winner... Frodo!

(The audience laughs at the name. The Boomerang Brother runs into the audience and starts beating up people. Screams, etc.)

Dark Koopa: Thumbs is such a traitor.

Thumbs: We need a new opponent... Anyone?

Dark Koopa: Yeah, so, why did you let Beldam boss you around?

Marilyn: Guh!

Pura: Senority.

Dark Koopa: Oh, and why do you talk like that?

Marilyn: Guh guh guh guh.

Pura: This is the Shadow Siren language. We know English too. But I prefer to talk like this so I can shout out secret plans. Though, my accent's attrocious. Sometimes people can't understand me, not even my sisters. However, my accent's a bit easier to understand now, after I worked on making it comprehendable.

Dark Koopa: Can you speak English please?

Marilyn: Guh.

Pura: No.

Dark Koopa: Fine, I'll just get Pura to translate those secret plans.

Pura: No.

Dark Koopa: Aww... Well, why do you say "The three" if you refuse to speak English?

Marilyn: Guh guh!

Pura: Well, it's not like I can break the chain by saying it in my language.
People will get confused.

Dark Koopa: Um, audience time.

(The entire audience is watching the wrestling match.)

Dark Koopa: Anyone?

(Nope.)

Dark Koopa: Fine. But I still get paid.

Lemmy: No.

Dark Koopa: Fine. But I still get insurance.

Lemmy: No.

Dark Koopa: Um... co-worker aid?

(Pura laughs.)

Dark Koopa: Fine. Be that way.

Pura: I will.

Dark Koopa: Good.

Pura: Glad you agree.

Dark Koopa: Good for that then. I guess I'll ask how strong your lightning is.

Marilyn: Guh.

Pura: It hurts.

Dark Koopa: Specifics.

Marilyn: Guh guh guh guh.

Pura: Almost as strong as Grodus's now, which is like, thunderstorm like. Before it was like... fork in the outlet strong.

Dark Koopa: Ooh, I did that yesterday. Good times.

Marilyn: ...

Pura: She said "..."

Dark Koopa: Dot dot dot?

Pura: Yes.

Thumbs: Hey hey hey! Don't touch me! I'm the ref! I'll disqualify you.

Boomerang Brother: It says I gotta fight with my thumbs.

Thumbs: That's right. Hey... Whose idea was it to have a thumbs war?

(Kamek snickers after walking away from the billboard that displays the matches.)

Thumbs: Ooh, my unofficial rival. The fiend. At least it isn't something cliché like one of the Koopalings. And oh, wait, there's some Boomerang Brother trying to kill me. Ah yes. Time for me to run.

(Thumbs runs, or um, floats around the ring, the Boomerang Brother in pursuit.)

Dark Koopa: Are you even a bad guy?

Marilyn: Guh, guh guh guh guh.

Pura: Not really. I just do what Beldam tells me. She's the evil one. Though, not so much now.

Dark Koopa: Thoughts on Vivian going traitor?

Marilyn: Guh.

Pura: Eh.

Dark Koopa: And Doopliss taking her place?

Marilyn: GUH GUH!

Pura: I want to turn him into a blanket! Nice and soft...

Dark Koopa: Creepy. You're not very bright, are you?

Marilyn: Guh guh guh guh guh guh guh.

Pura: I'm not stupid, just obedient.

Marilyn: GUH!

Pura: Ooh, hotdogs!

(Marilyn runs off and into a hotdog stand, knocking it over.)

Thumbs: Help! I can only run in circles for a limited amount of time before I have to go to an inn!

Boomerang Brother: Are you aware I'm not moving, and that you're just running in circles around me?

Thumbs: Yes.

(Thumbs continues.)

Dark Koopa: You know, when I tried writing this last night, I only typed out the letter D and it wanted to know if I wanted to save the document.

Pura: ...

Dark Koopa: I clicked yes.

(The camera is smashed by a crate.)