Dark Koopa: Was I leaving something in suspense?

Thumbs: Yeah. Those ropes.

Dark Koopa: Oh right.

(Dark Koopa lets go of the rope he was holding. Pura falls from the ceiling.)

Pura: Gah! You idiot! If you're gonna make me spy on Lemmy, at least hold the rope!

Dark Koopa: Wait... Why was I trying to spy on Lemmy?

Pura: You don't remember? It was 30 seconds ago...

Dark Koopa: Stop trying to confuse me. Here, take this.

(Dark Koopa hands Pura a toothbrush.)

Pura: Why are you giving me this? I already brush my teeth daily. To decrease the likelihood of getting tooth decay.

(The "More you know" icon appears.)

Dark Koopa: You'll know when the time is right.

Pura: No I won't. This is stupid. I'm outta here.

(Pura hits Thumbs with the toothbrush and walks off.)

Dark Koopa: You'll be sorry!

Thumbs: Ooh, now I can decrease the likelihood of getting tooth decay!

(The "More you know" icon reappears.)

Dark Koopa: Right, now for the interviewee.

Silver Knight: Hey, what about my security guard job?!

Dark Koopa: Who are you?

Silver Knight: ...

Dark Koopa: Well?

Silver Knight: Forget it. I can really find a better job than working with idiots like you.

Dark Koopa: That's the spirit! Wait...

Thumbs: Today you get Salvo the Slime.

Salvo the Slime: Greetings.

Dark Koopa: Pudding!

Salvo the Slime: ... I'm not pudding.

Dark Koopa: You're pudding with EYES.

Salvo the Slime: I'm not pudding at all!

Dark Koopa: Sure, pudding. Now, why did Kamek choose to make you bigger?

Salvo the Slime: It was at random. I'm not really any different than any other of my species, so that was it.

Dark Koopa: Then why was it considered your castle?

Salvo the Slime: Well, that was picked at random too. I must be lucky or something. Though... The fact I got that castle may have affected Kamek's decision. He didn't tell me, though.

Dark Koopa: How come you look like pudding?

Salvo the Slime: I fail to see how I look like pudding.

Dark Koopa: Why are you that color then?

Salvo the Slime: I started out yellow, of course. I guess the spell changed my color. I'm not sure how, though. Must have been chemicals or something.

Dark Koopa: ... Pudding!

Salvo the Slime: ...

Thumbs: Perhaps we should go to audience questions before Dark gets too hungry. Seat 1.

Lemmy: Why is there a rope in my office?

Dark Koopa: There is?

Lemmy: It's INSIDE the black tape! I made it clear that inside the black tape is my office! I better not see it again!

(Lemmy stomps off and walks inside a square made of black tape. He slams an invisible door, sits in an invisible chair, and starts typing on an invisible keyboard.)

Thumbs: That kid has serious issues. Seat 47.

Lord Crump: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Thumbs: Please ask a question.

Lord Crump: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Thumbs: Seat 33.

Lord Crump: Wh- Aww...

Shyster: So what were you trying to do in the battle?

Salvo the Slime: Shove Yoshi in the lava, of course.

Shyster: You should have put more holes in the floor.

Salvo the Slime: People don't exactly enjoy having to jump over lava.

Dark Koopa: Uh... How come Yoshi didn't see any of those slime thingies in the castle?

Salvo the Slime: That's because we were all in one room.

Dark Koopa: Why?

Salvo the Slime: We were having a meeting.

Dark Koopa: But Yoshi only saw you in there.

Salvo the Slime: It was a scheduled meeting. I was the first to arrive.

Dark Koopa: Uh...

Salvo the Slime: We like to travel through the walls and stuff. Yoshi
didn't see any others because they were trying to get to that room.

Dark Koopa: Right. Seat 107.

Iggy: Why did those other slime guys come out of you when you were hit by an egg?

Salvo the Slime: I'm made out of those other "slime guys". We can split if we need too. We're like cells.

Dark Koopa: Seat 90.

Poochy: Woof woof!

Dark Koopa: Neat! Tell me more.

Poochy: Woof woof!

Dark Koopa: Ooh, go on.

Thumbs: This might take a while.

***

(Game Guy jumps out in front of Pura with a big check.)

Game Guy: Congratulations! You just won a milli- AHH!

(Pura sprays mace in Game Guy's eyes.)

Pura: Freak.

Game Guy: What did you do that for?! I was going to give you a million coins!

Pura: Really?! Oh, sorry. Can I still get the prize?

Game Guy: I guess.

Pura: Great. What do I have to do?

Game Guy: All you need is a toothbrush!

Pura: ...

Game Guy: So, you got one?

Pura: ... *twitch*

***

Poochy: Woof woof!

Dark Koopa: Ha! What a great story.

Poochy: Woof woof!

Dark Koopa: All right. Seat 255.

X-Naut: Dude, where's my car?

Lord Crump: Score!

Dark Koopa: ...

Lord Crump: Heheh, I paid him 20 coins to say that.

Dark Koopa: ...

Lord Crump: I'll shut up now.

Dark Koopa: Good. Seat 190.

Spikey: So what happened to you when you were beaten?

Salvo the Slime: I just shrunk back down to my regular size and was knocked out. I can't change back to yellow, though. I don't like this ugly light green color.

Dark Koopa: Hungry...

Thumbs: Err, seat 444.

Kamek: Why was your dang castle so small? It was easy for Yoshi to pass!

Salvo the Slime: Hey, the castle was newly built. We were still renovating
it to make it bigger. You know that.

Kamek: I do, but I like to complain about it regardless.

Dark Koopa: Pudding!

Salvo the Slime: Stop with the pudding!

(A bucket of pudding falls of Salvo.)

Thumbs: That was too good to pass up.

Dark Koopa: Mine!

Salvo the Slime: Eek!

(Dark Koopa chases Salvo the Slime out of the studio.)

Thumbs: I'm all alone. Neat.

(Thumbs throws cherrybombs once again into the audience. Screams are heard.)

Thumbs: I'll never figure out why I do this. Oh well. End transmission.