Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

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Pink: Do you like Yoshis?

Dark Koopa: Now that we've gotton those catch phrases out of the way, I suppose we can start.

Jack: What about your catchphrase?

Dark Koopa: Oh, right. BALLOONS!

Pink: What's he doing here?

Dark Koopa: He's gonna help me interview some Goomba. You know how much I hate them. I can't stand interviewing them alone.

(Jack puts his sword up to Dark Koopa's throat.)

Jack: What was that?

Dark Koopa: I meant Goombas are great! So let's just bring the stupid- I mean... wonderful Goomba out.

(Jack eyes Dark Koopa suspiciously.)

Jack: Yeah... Anyway, come on out, Goombario!

(Goombario walks onto the stage. Jack stops him and whispers something in his ear. The words "Dark Koopa" are audible. Goombario begins to laugh.)

Jack: Heh heh, on with the Interview...

Dark Koopa: What did you say?

Jack: Nothing important.

Dark Koopa: I heard my name.

Jack: Only because the narrator told you.

(Eep! *runs off*)

Dark Koopa: Nice job, now we have no narrator.

Jack: Just ask the first question.

Dark Koopa: Fine. What's with the hat?

Goombario: Well, everyone knows that Mario is my idol, so I wanted to wear a hat like him.

Jack: That doesn't look like Mario's hat.

Goombario: Well... neither does yours.

Jack: But that's not the point! Dark, ask him a question.

Dark Koopa: Who's your favorite Power Ranger?

Goombario: Uh...

Dark Koopa: Sorry. Stupid Bowser Interview. How do you know about all those characters without a book?

Goombario: I memorized all the enemies... It's my life.

Jack: Are you related to Goombella in any way?

Goombario: Not family-wise, but we attended U Goom together. We were rivals in the competition to win "The Goomba Best Fit to be Mario's Partner" award. I forgot who actually did win, but it wasn't me or Goombella. If I ever find that Goomba, I'll headbonk him until his skull shatters!

(Jack hides a plaque with the words "The Goomba Best Fit to be Mario's Partner".)

Jack: *clears throat* Er, next question... How were you able to use Multibonk?

Goombario: My hat is made of rubber.

Jack: ... Why do you wear a hat made of rubber?

Goombario: It's all the rave in Goomba Village.

Dark Koopa: Speaking of... that place... why does only one family live there?

Goombario: We booted out all the bad Goombas. They kept eating all of the Goomnuts!

Dark Koopa: ... Savages.

Jack: Well, I suppose it's time for audience questions. Seat 64.

Mike O. Mally: Do you want a piece of the Agrro Crag?

Jack: No. Seat 12.

Larry: How did you get along with the other party members?

Goombario: We got along pretty well most of the time. Some of the group became jealous of me for being the smartest, but they got over it.

Jack: Ok... Seat 71, please.

Michael Jackson: We have the same name! CHA-MONE! Isn't that weird? Ooh-ooh!

Jack: Ugh... Dark, why don't you take audience questions...

Dark Koopa: Fine. Seat 45.

Bowser: I rule you!

Dark Koopa: Big deal. Seat 19.

Mario: Happy birthday!

Dark Koopa: It appears the audience is extra annoying today. Seat 8.

Morton: Does Mario ever talk, speak, or converse with you in any way, shape, or form?

Goombario: Come to think of it, I think he's mute or something, because all he really did was grunt and make hand gestures. Well, I figured out a few seconds ago that he could say "happy birthday", but that's about it.

Jack: Fascinating, sir.

Dark Koopa: Do you like Yoshis?

Goombario: Of course. Those Yoshis at Yoshi Village were really friendly. The let me wear a coconut for a hat.

Pink: Yay!

Jack: Were you trying to have a Goomba executed?!

Dark Koopa: Hey, back off, Sword Man.

(Sword Man grunts and leaves the studio.)

Jack: Well, this Interview has been... interesting, but it's time to wrap it up. Thanks for stoppin' by Goombario! END TRANSMISSION!

Michael Jackson: But I wanted to play some more! Let's pl-