Dark Koopa: Hello audience!

Audience: Hello Dark Koopa!

Pink: How much did you pay them to say that?

Dark Koopa: Oh, I paid them- Nothing!

Pink: Suuuure.

Dark Koopa: Yeah, well, today I'm interviewing Dr. Freezegood.

Freezegood: I'm melting like a snowcone in Phoenix.

Dark Koopa: Does the fact this Interview is taking place inside Mt. Lavalava help?

Freezegood: Let me think. NO!

Dark Koopa: Whining will get you nowhere.

Freezegood: Start asking questions then!

Dark Koopa: Don't rush me!

Twenty minutes later...

Thumbs: He melted.

Dark Koopa: Whoops. Wilco, can you please revive the snowman?

(Wilco revives Dr. Freezegood.)

Wilco: There.

Dark Koopa: (to Wilco) Put it on my tab.

Lemmy: Are you spending the budget funds on garbage again?

Dark Koopa: No!

Lemmy: Then what's that air hockey table doing there?

Dark Koopa: Air hockey table? What air hockey table?

Lemmy: The one you're using right now.

Dark Koopa: (while playing on the air hockey table) Yay! Air hockey is so much fun! Uh, I mean, I see no air hockey table. You must be seeing things. Anyway, first question: Is there any difference between you and snowmen that appear in games other than Yoshi's Island?

Freezegood: Nope. We just look different. Oh, and we also go by the name of Mr. Blizzard in some other games.

Dark Koopa: How did you come to be? Kamek's magic?

Freezegood: Yeah. How did you know?

Dark Koopa: Kamek's responsible for 90 percent of anything positive that comes from the Koopa Troop.

Kamek: Thank you.

Dark Koopa: And 100 percent of anything negative.

Kamek: Hey!

Dark Koopa: How did you get on those skiis?

Freezegood: We can hop a little bit, but if we can't make it on our own, a Bumpty Penguin or something helps us up.

Dark Koopa: Why are you called a doctor?

Freezegood: Because I know the antidote to freezing! Mwahaha!

Dark Koopa: You mean heat?

Freezegood: Yes...

Dark Koopa: The snowmen in Mario Kart 64 are you, correct?

Freezegood: Yup.

Dark Koopa: What's with the giant statues of Mario and Yoshi in Frappe Snowland?

Feezegood: Those two are our worst enemies.

Dark Koopa: So you made statues of them...

Freezegood: Those are our versions of wanted posters. It says "wanted" at the base of those statues.

Dark Koopa: How come some of you have arms while others don't?

Freezegood: Whether or not we have arms depends on how generous Kamek feels when he creates us.

Dark Koopa: Were those snowmen at the entrance of Shiver Mountain Freezegoods too?

Freezegood: Yeah, but those were created by Kammy, which of course meant they were defective, so they helped Mario instead of trying to attack him.

Dark Koopa: In what ways can you be defeated?

Freezegood: In Yoshi's Island, we can be beaten in just about any way thinkable; in Mario Kart 64, we were run over; in Mario 64, we were beaten by becoming dizzy-

Dark Koopa: Becoming dizzy?

Freezegood: Mario would run around us in circles until we passed out.

Dark Koopa: Would a dizzy attack be as effective?

Freezegood: I don't know.

Dark Koopa: Let's find out.

(Dark Koopa starts preparing a dizzy attack.)

Freezegood: Pink!

(Pink throws Dark Koopa out of the studio/volcano.)

Freezegood: I can't believe that worked. End transmission!

(The volcano erupts.)

Dark Koopa: Noo! My air hockey table! I mean, what air hockey table?

Spy Guy: ARGH! Again?!