Yellow: Woohoo! I'm the only one left on-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Yellow: Wait. You're still here.

Lemmy: Why are you looking at me like that?

Yellow: Commercial break!

Announcer: Eat cereal!

(After the commercial, Lemmy can be seen laying on the floor with a rope around his neck.)

Yellow: Now I'm the only one left. Unless someone has a problem with that.

Silence...

Yellow: That's what I thought. Today I interview Pyro Guy.

Pyro Guy: Hi. Hey, where are the major interviewers? You're minor.

Yellow: I'm not minor!

Pyro Guy: Okay. Fine. But where are they?

Yellow: Let's just say I gave some therapy that involved the ingestion of a bomb.

Pyro Guy: Huh? You must be crazy.

Yellow: No I'm not! Anyway, first question: Why are you on fire?

Pyro Guy: I choose to be on fire. It's quite a powerful way of attacking.

Yellow: How can you take the heat?

Pyro Guy: It's our jackets. The yellow ones can give an amazing amount of resistance to heat. It also allows us to set ourselves on fire when we're angry.

Yellow: So all Shy Guys with yellow jackets are Pyro Guys?

Pyro Guy: Correct. If they're not on fire, it simply means they aren't upset.

Yellow: When you're no longer angry, does the fire go away?

Pyro Guy: It does, but not instantly. It takes 20 minutes or so.

Yellow: Then I have to ask: Why are you on fire?

Pyro Guy: They cancelled Futurama. That makes me so angry!

Yellow: Any audience questions?

Silence...

Yellow: Thought so. Why couldn't Pyro Guys be found outside of Shy Guy's Toy Box in Paper Mario?

Pyro Guy: You crazy? Where else could I go? Jade Jungle? I'd burn the place down.

Yellow: Then what stopped you from burning down the Toy Box?

Pyro Guy: We made sure nothing in there was flammable.

Yellow: Isn't it all paper though?

Pyro Guy: What do you mean?

Yellow: The name of the game is PAPER Mario.

Pyro Guy: Get real. The paper thing was just Nintendo graphics. The place isn't really paper.

Yellow: What about Yoshi's Island then? You appeared in a lot of places.

Pyro Guy: Kamek wasn't as interested in safety as General Guy. He didn't care what got burned down.

Yellow: Why are you weak to water?

Pyro Guy: The water makes our jackets malfunction, which seriously damages us. There's also the fact that fire is naturally weak to water.

Yellow: Thanks for telling me.

(Yellow pours a bucket of water on Pyro Guy.)

Yellow: Muhahaha!

Wooster: Your hair's a mess. Also, you're insane.

Yellow: I am not insane! My imaginary friend Captain Crunch even told me so! That's it! If I have to kill everyone to prove I'm not minor, then so be it.

(Yellow starts running towards Wooster.)

Thumbs: Not so fast!

(Yellow starts walking towards Wooster.)

Thumbs: Maybe you should just stop completely.

Yellow: What are you all doing here? I killed you.

Dark Koopa: Yes you did, but you forgot one thing: I'm the writer.

Yellow: Darn. I should've known. And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling Koopas!

Pink: Ahem.

Yellow: And that Yoshi.

(Everyone takes out a taser.)

Yellow: No! BlagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!