Pink: Hello.

Dark Koopa: ...

Pink: What?

Dark Koopa: I've been tied to this chair for three weeks.

Pink: So?

Dark Koopa: ... Are you gonna untie me now?

Pink: Nah.

Dark Koopa: When I get out of this chair...

(Dark Koopa hops out of the studio.)

Thumbs: AHH!

(Gunshots can be heard. Thumbs runs inside the studio.)

Bill Cosby: And don't you come back until you bring the monaay!

Pink: What did you just do?

Thumbs: Fight club stuff. Err, I mean...

Pink: Fight club?

Thumbs: Forget it. You should be more concerned about Bill Cosby becoming a gangster.

Wario: I knew it.

Thumbs: I'm back off to my fight club.

(Thumbs leaves. More gunshots can be heard.)

Pink: You know, I'll forget that happened and do this Interview.

Bob-omb Buddy: That's what I've been waiting for.

Pink: Ooo, you're pink. Why is that?

Buddy: We used to be black, but Bowser painted us pink as punishment for disobeying him.

Pink: I don't see why he didn't fire you or have you destroyed.

Buddy: At the time, the things we did were pretty minor. We quit his army before we helped Mario or anything like that.

Pink: How many Bob-omb Buddies are there?

Buddy: There are millions. Most of them appeared in Mario Party and Paper Mario 2. Only two of us appeared in Mario 64 though. We both appeared in Bob-omb Battlefield.

Pink: What about the other levels in Mario 64?

Buddy: We both had teleporters that we stole from Ludwig. I took half the levels, while the other Buddy took the other half.

Fun Guy Fungi: If it's Ludwig's invention, why didn't it explode?

Pink: Quiet you! How do you even help Mario?

Buddy: I open up a cannon for him when he talks to me.

Pink: Why don't you just open it up to begin with?

Buddy: It normally costs money for people to use our cannons, but we let Mario use it free of charge.

Pink: Why? He doesn't deserve it.

Buddy: Well, we kinda enjoy watching him get blasted out of a cannon.

Pink: Well, time for audience questions. Seat 11.

Dasher: What's the difference between Bob-omb Buddies and good Bob-ombs?

Buddy: We used to willingly work for Bowser, while the good Bob-ombs were forced.

Pink: Seat 12.

Dasher: Can you willingly explode?

Pink: What are you doing there?

Dasher: I had another question, so I stole a seat from some moron.

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Buddy: Nope. In fact, we can't even be lit. We only explode if we are struck forcefully.

Pink: Do you even like Mario?

Buddy: Not really. He tried to eat me once because he thought I was a meatball.

Pink: What's going on back there?

Yellow: Hey, get off me! My hair is not spaghetti!

Mario: I'm-a more-on!

Yellow: Kay...

Dasher: I claim this seat in the name of Dasher!

Yellow: Fine. It's a lousy seat anyway.

(Yellow leaves.)

Pink: Well, Dasher stole all the seats in the audience, so I'll ask the last question. Do you like Yoshis?

Buddy: Not really.

(Pink gets up.)

Pink: Well, I think you know what this means.

Buddy: I get a free slurpie?

Pink: Nope.

(Pink starts attacking the Bob-omb Buddy. It blows up in her face and she becomes charred.)

Pink: *cough* Ow. Shoulda seen that coming.

Dasher: I claim this idiot in the name of Dasher!

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Pink: End transmission.