Dasher: So, I must say I like Yoshis or I'll die, correct?

Dark Koopa:  Yup.

Dasher: Ah. Mkay. Besides, I already like them. Meet my new assistant!

(Yoshi walks in.)

Pink: I'm supposed to be the only Yoshi here!

Yellow: Wooey!

Pink: Well, one of two.

Yoshi: Ok, here's the interviewee.

(Wario comes out dressed in short sleeves.)

Wario: Heh heh heh heh heh! I finally got some gadgets!

Dark Koopa: And what kinds of gadgets would those be?

(Wario pulls out an extending robot arm which reaches towards Pink and smacks her with a racket.)

Yoshi: Um... what's this-

(Dash pulls Yoshi aside. Pink's eyes start turning that icy color.)

Dark Koopa: Calm down, Pink. Self-contol. You can kill him after the Interview.

Wario: Gulp! Well at least I have extra lives.

Spinia: What was that?

Wario: Meep! Nothing!

Dasher: Okay Dark, start the Interview off.

Dark Koopa: Okay. What are these gadgets you claim to have?

Wario: GADDgets, as they're made by Gadd Science Corperation. Mechancal hammer, a jetpack, and a box of jelly donuts!

Pink: That's not a gadget. *eats donut*

Yoshi: Come ON!

Spinia: LAME!

Dasher: *yawn*

Wario: HOLD UP! HOLD UP! Why did the Yoshi freak eat my donut?

Galvar: PACIFIC BELL!

Pink: Kill!

(Pink chases Galvar out of the studio.)

Dasher: At least he's a Boo. Okay, Wario, tell us about Wario Ware Inc.

Wario: Well, I felt I could make big bucks combining 200+ microgames together as a single videogame. Pyoro the game inspired me. So I called many of my friends (to self) and girlfriend, (aloud) Monica, 9-Volt, Jimmy, Orbulon, Dribbles and Spitz, and the twins Kat and Ana. We all made our own microgames, mine being the best! After I took most of the money, most of us didn't get along so good. But our games sold! That's the important part! Right? Right? RIGHT?!

Dasher: HUH? WHA? Oh. Yeah. Right.

Dark Koopa: Yeah. Sure. Why is your nose all big and pink?

Wario: A bunch of bubble gum that I was chewing got stuck to it. Do you know how hard it is to get that stuff off?

Spinia: I have no nose!

(Spinia's eyes turn a burning color and he spins right into Wario with tremendous speed.)

Dasher: ...

Yoshi: A new Pink Yoshi?

Galvar: Pacific Bell!

Spinia: DIE!

(Spinia chases after Galvar.)

Dasher:  ...  >.>

Dark Koopa: Poor guy. Why is Waluigi's nose pink as well?

Wario: He got it severely injured in that bicycle accident he mentioned in one of your Interviews, Dark, and he's not that cowardly, Dasher. It's just a side effect of the accident; it turns on and off.

Waluigi: I'm going to go jump off the Empire State Building!

Wario: See?

Two seconds  later...

Waluigi: AHH! Help! Grass stains!

Dasher: So, what's with you and Waluigi getting more airtime with Camelot recently?

Spinia: And the constant explosions?

Wario: I'm not sure, but I think Waluigi stole some of my money to bribe Camelot.

Yoshi: Um... ok...

Dasher: So, how's the Wario Palace?

Wario: I have a palace? Where's that?

Dasher: Er... Wario... you forgot? You got one from a genie in SML3 and finished it up in Wario World, and then gave it a paintjob and protected it (sorta) in WL2.

Wario: Oh, THAT  PALACE!

Meanwhile...

Spinia: So you think you're better?

Spunia: Hah! Disks are much better to be made out of than cardboard.

Spinia: DIE!

One second later...

Spinia: HAH! VICTORY IS  MINE!

Back at the Interview...

Wario: It's just that this Koopa named Susan keeps trying to steal it from me. I think she's in it with Captain Syrup.

Dasher: Susan in cahoots with Syrup? *laughs uncontrollably*

Dark Koopa: Well, it would explain why Susan never fights the Marios.

(Strange One and Thumbs walk in via different doors.)

Strange One: Sorry I'm late, Dasher.

(Stramge One looks behind him to see Wooster in a fetal position next to pieces of confetti.)

Dasher: Ah yes, my third assistant. Well, four if you count Omega, but he doesn't count.

Dark Koopa: It's about time you were here. I was about to ask Wario's weakness.

Thumbs: Right.

(Thumbs drops a piano on Luigi.)

Strange One: I know Wario's weakness...

(Strange One pulls out  a Chain Chomplet.)

Wario: CHOMP! AUGH!

(Wario gets up and runs around with his seat still on him.)

Dark Koopa: This utter stupidity needs to end. Pink!

(Pink runs in, chucks the Chomplet out the window, and slaps Strange One for no reason.)

Spinia: Sorry I'm late...

(Spinia sees a Remo Con wearing a shirt that says "Spinias, Spanias, Spunias, Yoshis... THEY ALL STINK!" Spinia's eyes turn a flaming color.)

Pink: Hey, you can't over overreact me!

(Pink's eyes turn an icy color.)

Spinia: Well, if I beat you to pounding the knight costume, I'll stop! Ready... GO!

(Spinia's there in one second while Pink's there one milisecond later.)

Pink: You cheated!

Spinia: I didn't. My race is extremely fast while your goddess type is almost as fast.

Pink: That's it! I call for duel to the  death! Hehe, there's no way I can lose.

1.2 seconds later...

Pink: How did I lose?

Spinia: Okay, you lost, now go bury this corpse in Chai Land.

Pink: Fine!

(Pink leaves.)

Dark Koopa: Yeah... Anyway, why do you wear yellow?

Wario: Waluigi... ugh...

Everyone: *sniff* EWW!

Wario: HAH! Psych! It's still Waluigi's fault though. He's afraid of every color except yellow and purple, so I have to wear them or he won't stop screaming.

Dark Koopa: But doesn't Waluigi waer blue? Why isn't he afraid of that?

Wario: Fortunately, I never let him look in a  mirror.

Dasher: Okay, well, what power-ups and attacks can you use?

Wario: Attacks are Jump, Dash Attack, Punch, Headbutt, Ground Pound, Mega Throw, Piledriver, and Corkscrew Conk. My power-ups are Garlic, which is like a Super Mushroom, Fire Flower, Carrot, Starman, Bull Cap, Jet Cap, Wing Cap, Metal Cap, and Dragon Cap. Enemy upgrades are Vampire, Flat, Burning, Spring, Zombie, Snowball, Yarn, and much more.

Yoshi: @_@

Strange One : Zzz...

Dasher: Zzz...

Spinia: Zzz...

Galvar: Pacific Bell!

Pink: Die!

Galvar: Meep!

Dark Koopa: Balloons!

Dasher: BALLOONS?! WHERE?!

Everyone: QUIET!

Dasher: AUDIENCE TIME!

Yoshi: Seat  31.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dasher: NOOOOO!

Dark Koopa: We aren't in my studio.

Lemmy: Darn.

Dasher: No, we're on floor 22.

Lemmy: Yay! Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dasher: What the- Dark, this is your Interview room?

Dark Koopa: Technically it's Lemmy's, but he's kinda out of it.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dasher: Yup.

Dark Koopa: Just ask a question, Lemmy.

Lemmy: Okay, why are you so fat?

Wario: Why do you think?

Lemmy: You were born that way.

Wario: Duh!

Dasher: Ah... family sugar inheritance... Seat 256.

Galvar: PAC-

Dasher: (quickly) SEAT 34!

Bill Cosby: Did you forget to bring the monay?!

Wario: No, but I have this pudding pop.

(Wario tosses the pudding pop out the window and Cosby goes after it.)

Dark Koopa: I hate my cameos...

Spinia: Seat SPIKESRULE.

Buzzy Beetle: Boo!

Spania: Shut up! What are your overalls made out of if hey can hold your 308 pounds of fat and muscle?

Wario: Elastic.

Spania: Oh.

Wario: But sometimes I wear alluminum foil. I  have a part-time job as an antenna.

Dark Koopa: Seat IHOPEPINKISNTINTHISSEAT.

Pink: Have you ever considered lytho-suction?

Wario: No, I don't have the money for that.

Pink: Huh?

Waluigi: He has the money, it's hidden in his close-

Wario: IDIOT!

(Everyone in the audience rushes out.)

Susan: I knew I didn't steal that money!

(Wario sees Pink.)

Wario: Oh crud!

(Wario starts digging underground, using Waluigi as a shovel.)

Dark Koopa: Now what are we gonna do?

(Galvar walks in the studio with a balloon.)

Dark Koopa: Balloon!

(Everyone chases Galvar.)

Spinia: CUT!

Lemmy: End transmission!

Spinia: Same thing!