Dark Koopa: Hello and welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dark Koopa: Happy now?

Lemmy: Yup.

Dark Koopa: We don't have much of an audience today.

(Yellow can be seen waving in the back row.)

Dark Koopa: Who's the interviewee today?

Susan: Cloud N Candy.

Dark Koopa: Okay, first question: How are you still alive? Didn't Yoshi eat you?

Cloud N Candy: Simple. I broke out of the egg Yoshi laid after he ate me.

Pink: Can I eat this thing now?

Dark Koopa: No. *munch* What made you think you could beat Yoshi anyway? It's pretty obvious he would eat candy.

CNC: I was made of poisonous candy.

Dark Koopa: *munch* Doesn't seem poisonous to me.

CNC: Stop eating me!

Dark Koopa: Sorry. *munch* Now, why isn't it poisonous anymore?

CNC: Yoshi licked off all the poison.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't this affect Yoshi?

CNC: Apparently Yoshis have some sort of immunity to poison.

Pink and Yellow: Yup.

Dark Koopa: Other than being eaten, is there any other way to beat you?

CNC: Yeah. Use a little educational television.

Dark Koopa: AHH! That stuff can beat anybody. How were you created?

CNC: I used to be a Lakitu cloud but my Lakitu ditched me to become an Italian hairdresser. One day, I was flying around a fair and I got stuck in a cotton candy machine, making me covered in candy.

Dark Koopa: *yawn*

CNC: I'm sorry. Am I boring you?

Dark Koopa: Nono. It's not you. It's what you're saying.

CNC: I understand.

Dark Koopa: Where do you live?

CNC: Sky Land.

Dark Koopa: Why?

CNC: Because I'm a cloud of course.

Dark Koopa: Why haven't you appeared in another game?

CNC: I did appear in another game. I was in Mario Party at the Rainbow Castle.

Dark Koopa: No you weren't.

CNC: Okay. So I wasn't. Anyway, the reason is because Bowser found me to be a pretty useless minion.

Dark Koopa: For once he's right.

CNC: I agree. Wait... Hey!

Dark Koopa: What do you do now?

CNC: I work for Roy in Sky Land, but all he does is snack on me.

Dark Koopa: Didn't you used to be owner of Sky Land?

CNC: Yes, that was until Roy was born. I was quickly replaced.

Dark Koopa: Yellow, ask a question.

Yellow: Can I eat Cloud N Candy now?

Dark Koopa: No.

Yellow: Can I now?

Dark Koopa: Nope.

Yellow: What about now?

Dark Koopa: Just ask a meaningful question.

Yellow: What attacks do you have?

CNC: Walking around and blowing wind.

Yellow: Aren't you tough? Where did your legs come from?

CNC: The cotton candy machine made quite a nice shape.

Yellow: Can I eat Cloud N Candy now?

Dark Koopa: Yeah. Go ahead.

Pink: What about me?

Dark Koopa: Go for it.

(Yellow and Pink eat Cloud N Candy.)

Lemmy: Who didn't see that coming?

(Lemmy gets attacked by a walking ham.)

Lemmy: I stand corrected.

Dark Koopa: End transmission.