Dark Koopa: Hello and-

Lemmy: Lemmy's-

Dark Koopa: -welcome-

Lemmy: -Interview0

Dark Koopa: -to-

Lemmy: -Show!

Bowser: ROAR! What did you do to my son?! He's covered in graffiti!

Dark Koopa: It wasn't me. It was Pink.

Bowser: I'm too stupid to understand what you said.

Dark Koopa: Why am I not surprised?

Bowser: I'm going to kill you!

Dark Koopa: Epp! Uh... The occupant of seat 18 shall do this Interview now.

(Bowser chases Dark Koopa out of the studio.)

Yellow: Wooey! I won the lottery!

Lemmy: I wouldn't consider yourself that lucky.

Yellow: No. I really did win the lotto. See? My numbers were called.

Shy Guy: Can we start the Interview please?

Yellow: Okay. How are you feeling, Shy Guy?

Shy Guy: I'm a bit nervous. To the point where I'm scared.

Yellow: Then go join the club.

(Yellow points to Amazee Dayzee and Waluigi, who are shivering in opposite corners.)

Shy Guy: I'm not that scared.

Yellow: Okay. First question: What kinds of different Shy Guys are there?

Shy Guy: Many, many kinds. There's Shy Guy, Sky Guy, Grate Guy, Wrench Guy, Gourmet Guy, Gunner Guy, Spy Guy, Spear Guy, General Guy, Groove Guy, Medi Guy, Anti Guy, Pyro Guy, Fly Guy, Stilt Guy, and some others I can't remember.

Yellow: That's quite a list. Why do you wear those masks?

Shy Guy: Because we're ugly.

Yellow: Oh. I thought it had something with you being shy.

(Bowser walks into the room weilding a shotgun and wearing a hat.)

Bowser: Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Dark Koopas. *Elmer Fudd laugh*

Elmer Fudd: I find that offensive!

Yellow: Where do Shy Guys live?

Shy Guy: Most of us live in Shy Guy's Toy Box. Spear Guys live in Jade Jungle though.

Yellow: What are your stats?

Shy Guy: Most Shy Guys have 7 HP, 3 ATK, and 0 DEF. Anti Guy is much stronger though, and have much higher HP and ATK.

Yellow: Who are your allies?

Shy Guy: Just other Shy Guys. Spear Guys have been known to ally with Jungle Fuzzies though.

Yellow: Time for audience questions. Seat 89.

Dark Paratroopa: Why do you wear those colorful jackets?

Shy Guy: All Shy Guys are members of the looney bin.

Yellow: Seat 19.

Lemmy: How are Shy Guys so acrobatic?

Shy Guy: The loonie bin is a circus too!

Lemmy: What a low-budget place Shy Guy's Toy Box is.

Yellow: One last question. Seat 36.

Roy: Why did each member of the Shy Squad only have 1 ATK and 1 HP?

Shy Guy: Because they were children. Obviously they were weaker.

Yellow: That's all we have for today. See you next time on-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Looney Bin Show!

Yellow: I like that name.

(Bowser walks up to Dark Koopa, who is standing in the open.)

Bowser: Have you seen a Dark Koopa around here?

Dark Koopa: He went that way.

Bowser: Thanks.

(Bowser runs off.)

Dark Koopa: Moron.

Bowser: Wait a minute. You're a Dark Koopa!

Dark Koopa: Uh oh. Better run. End transmission. Yes! I said it!

Yellow: Wooey!