Morton: Hello everyone! Welcome to...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Wendy: It's my turn to do an interview, Morton. I heard you say 'wedding cake' the last Interview, so you lost your interviewing rights.

Morton: Oh no! It's who paid me not to say 'wedding cake'!

Lemmy: I thought it was the author....

Wendy: Nope. It was me. Now move, Morton.

Morton: I'll be back! You'll see! You will all see!!!

(Morton leaves.)

Wendy: Okay. My guest today is Tweester. Everyone buckle up your seat belt.

Iggy: Why?

Wendy: You'll see.

(The Tweester comes in and everyone who wasn't buckled got blown out of the studio.)

Lemmy: You're not buckled in. Why didn't you get blown away?

Wendy: Because I'm special! So, how are you feeling, Tweester?

Tweester: Windy.

Wendy: Ridiculously obvious. What games were you in?

Tweester: Paper Mario and Mario Party 5.

Wendy: Why did you help Mario get that badge in Paper Mario?

Tweester: I didn't know he would land there. My wind makes whoever touches it go to a random spot. It wasn't my fault.

Wendy: What exactly did you do in Mario Party 5?

Tweester: I was a capsule. I moved the Star's position when someone landed on my space or used my capsule on themselves. I was also in a mini-game where the players would try to escape me.

Wendy: Where do you live exactly?

Tweester: Dry Dry Desert. Although I can go anywhere I want.

Wendy: Time for some audience questions. You. In seat 89.

Wario: Are you the tornado in Dry Dry Desert on Double Dash?

Tweester: No. That's my uncle.

Wario: Darn. It's not him. Come on, Waluigi.

Waluigi: I'm afraid of on!!!

Wario: Ugh...

Wendy: Seat 41.

Susan: How come you're small in Paper Mario, but big in the Mario Party 5 mini-game?

Tweester: I can change size whenever I want.

Susan: Can you do it now?

Tweester: Okay.

Tweester gets bigger and everyone in the first two rows gets blown out of the studio.

Lemmy: How is Wendy still there?

Wendy: I must be REALLY special today. Seat 2. Nevermind it's empty. Seat 65.

Larry: Do you work for Tutankoopa or Bowser?

Tweester: I used to work for Tutankoopa, but after he was beaten by Mario, he left Dry Dry Ruins, so now I only work for Bowser.

Wendy: That's all for today. See you next time on...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show.

Wendy: I was going to say The Wendy Show, but that works too. Goodnight everyone.

(Wendy leaves.)

5 hours later...

Lemmy: Why is the camera still on?

Stupid Cameraman: Because Wendy didn't say end transmission.

(Morton walks in.)

Morton: I told you all I'd be back. Now for my Interview!

(Wendy walks in.)

Wendy: Oh yeah. I almost forgot. END TRANSMISSION!

Morton: NOOOOOO!